Random Beer Thoughts

[JulianB1]

I'm not aware of this group. Could you tell him he can bring his fat, out of shape ass to the treehouse parking lot and I'll meet him there?

He can bring his chair too.


mmmmmkbye.....

I'm not in it either and have no idea what it is, that screenshot was making the rounds in a bunch of other groups earlier.

 

[CSO]

I would like to option the movie rights to the life of Thevicster. Just need to find the right ape.

 

[JackieAnton]

So like what is the point of this? Dude wants to feel tough about setting up his folding chair outside for a beer release? So tough. So badass.

 

[tikk]

Oh ****, the one FB group I am in.
This is what i gathered someone started **** at last week's release about the chairs at Tired Hands. Threats were made, someone was called a cuckold, lines were crossed. This guy was just defending the chair policy. A ****** way to do it, but that's the backstory.

 

[LukeAleTime]

Oh ****, the one FB group I am in.
This is what i gathered someone started **** at last week's release about the chairs at Tired Hands. Threats were made, someone was called a cuckold, lines were crossed. This guy was just defending the chair policy. A ****** way to do it, but that's the backstory.

Ah ok. Well this all seems reasonable then. Beer culture is just swell!

 

[arren]

Brown Paper Ticket sale for canned ipa's........

Modern Times does those for every limited canned IPA release with a 10 pack limit and still ends up having plenty of cases to sell on premises when it's released. Their most recent (and best thus far) can, Goblin Rock, is still available at the brewery, three weeks after it was released.

No line, no chairs, no hype. I'd say they're ******* doing it right.

 

[arren]

You know, I thought I'd never be the kind of person who'd fall into a "beer" routine, always wanting to try something new and sexy all the time. But it's getting clearer and clearer now that there are basically one or two beers I want to drink every season and nothing else - and that's perfectly fine to me.

 

[boogercrack]

Modern Times does those for every limited canned IPA release with a 10 pack limit and still ends up having plenty of cases to sell on premises when it's released. Their most recent (and best thus far) can, Goblin Rock, is still available at the brewery, three weeks after it was released.

No line, no chairs, no hype. I'd say they're ******* doing it right.

Drank a Goblin Rock last night, can confirm delicious. Thanks, EliotRosewater.

 

[stakem1]

You know, I thought I'd never be the kind of person who'd fall into a "beer" routine, always wanting to try something new and sexy all the time. But it's getting clearer and clearer now that there are basically one or two beers I want to drink every season and nothing else - and that's perfectly fine to me.

I dont know whether to like, love or hate your post.

 

[Snarf1]

My current goal is to sell about half my stash (at cost to my local friends) really quickly and drink about half of the rest over the year, without replacing it all. This is partly do to wanting to drink it down and partly due to having downsized to a studio apartment and wanting beer to take up less space.

Aside from bottles associated to festival tickets, I don't think I've bought anything in 2017 but one Sierra Nevada 6-pack.

If any of that stash is hill shelfies, holler at me.

 

[stupac2]

Oh ****, the one FB group I am in.
This is what i gathered someone started **** at last week's release about the chairs at Tired Hands. Threats were made, someone was called a cuckold, lines were crossed. This guy was just defending the chair policy. A ****** way to do it, but that's the backstory.

Wait, what? Is that a general-purpose insult now?

 

[mateoloco]

Oh ****, the one FB group I am in.
This is what i gathered someone started **** at last week's release about the chairs at Tired Hands. Threats were made, someone was called a cuckold, lines were crossed. This guy was just defending the chair policy. A ****** way to do it, but that's the backstory.

Wait, what? Is that a general-purpose insult now?

I hope the cuckolding took place on the (previously) empty chair.

 

[JulianB1]

Wait, what? Is that a general-purpose insult now?

Pretty much. And without dragging this into the Toxic Topics thread, it's very popular with much of the online (Reddit/4chan/Twitter/etc) fanbase of a certain president-elect. They all see themselves as "alphas" when the truth is most of them are teenage basement-dwelling neckbeard virgins.

 

[stupac2]

Pretty much. And without dragging this into the Toxic Topics thread, it's very popular with much of the online (Reddit/4chan/Twitter/etc) fanbase of a certain president-elect. They all see themselves as "alphas" when the truth is most of them are teenage basement-dwelling neckbeard virgins.

Right, but that's just "cuck", isn't it? Actually calling someone a cuckold as an insult is bizarre to me, especially since these are probably a bunch of incels.

 

[trickytunadicky]

The term in itself is sexist and comes from a time when men could be a lascivious as they wanted but it was the worst thing in the world if a wife cheated on her husband. FFS.

 

[JulianB1]

Given the lack of social development skills routinely observed in the craft beer world, I'm not at all surprised that term found its way into a beer-related argument.

 

[jdd419]

Brown Paper Ticket sale for canned ipa's........

I would rather see a BPT sale for beers than leaving chairs out or getting to a brewery at 5 am to line up.

Hoof Hearted went to this when people were getting shut out of beers because people would show up at 6 am and anyone who got there at opening was to late. It was cool for me so I didn't drive 2 hours and not get any beer.

 

[JulianB1]

There's a line forming outside some brewery in North Carolina that I'd never even heard of before today, for their first bottle release.

Sometimes I think beer geeks just form/wait in lines when they don't even have to so they can create a mental association that makes the beer taste more rare or something.

 

[boogercrack]

There's a line forming outside some brewery in North Carolina that I'd never even heard of before today, for their first bottle release.

Sometimes I think beer geeks just form/wait in lines when they don't even have to so they can create a mental association that makes the beer taste more rare or something.

Ya don't say

 

[lb304854]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[BadJustin]

TFW you are going through your beer and you find a box at the bottom of a pile of empty cases and it's got beer in it. Hello old b3 and 4 Beat, B4 consecration, supp and some CS society beers, sadly not a Persica.

 

[FTowne1]

There's a line forming outside some brewery in North Carolina that I'd never even heard of before today, for their first bottle release.

Sometimes I think beer geeks just form/wait in lines when they don't even have to so they can create a mental association that makes the beer taste more rare or something.

 

[NAD1983]

Eventually these lines will evolve into a "forever line" with no beer, just a constant reshuffling of people.

Pictured below is a rendition of how a simultaneous can, cronut, Yeezy, and Taylor Swift ticket release could evolve in just this fashion:

 

[chefduff2]

There was a hazy IPA release this weekend at a small upstate/central NY and sold out of one of the cans in 25 mins. Not longer then a few hours later being resold in Facebook groups in the area. I truly hate beer sometimes.

 

[furley]

raise your hand if you never waited in line for a beer release

 

[jdd419]

raise your hand if you never waited in line for a beer release

Raise your hand it you learned from that mistake.

 

[jivex5k1]

Raise your hand it you learned from that mistake.

 

[Lutter]

> What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

FTFY

 

[furley]

Raise your hand it you learned from that mistake.

lots of people still on the beginning of the beer curve

hard to be mad at people who are what we once were :shrug:

 

[JulianB1]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ******* idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.