Random Beer Thoughts

[BuckTuckian]

You think someone at Evil Twin Marketing is going to give a rat's ass about their ****** beer? Who do you think you're dealing with here, AB-INBev?

Fair statement is fair

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Anybody had a Cognac Jesus lately? It seems every review now is that's it's sour draino. I found one I forgot about. Is it worth contacting anybody or should I just go finger my dick hole with the thirty bux I've likely lit on fire?

Try reaching out to him with a saucy untappd review. I hear misspelling words helps.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Cloudburst did the same thing over the Summer for Beer Junction's anniversrary:

If that had some ancient Greek statues it would be the perfect vaporwave cover.

 

[furley]

Pedialyte or die

yeah but that **** tastes horrific

 

[Lutter]

http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/06/news/companies/keurig-anheuser-busch-inbev-beer-brewer/index.html

Well this is a match made in the bowels of hell.

Sold if I can buy k-cups of Vanilla Rye tho.

 

[abawol01]

Holy **** guys. I may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember when dontdrinkbeer posted that awful YouTube show Modern Ahabs? Video below. Well, his wife is a friend of a friend of my wife and asked if they can crash at our place for a night. I need great ways to make fun of this tool. Not sure we're gonna let it happen yet but if I get some great ideas we may do it and film the interactions.

 

[tikk]

Holy **** guys. I may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember when dontdrinkbeer posted that awful YouTube show Modern Ahabs? Video below. Well, his wife is a friend of a friend of my wife and asked if they can crash at our place for a night. I need great ways to make fun of this tool. Not sure we're gonna let it happen yet but if I get some great ideas we may do it and film the interactions.

Make sure you have a fridge full of kbs.

Also if he accepts your offer of it give him this glass

You may also want to call him a **** dick at some point

 

[trickytunadicky]

Holy **** guys. I may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember when dontdrinkbeer posted that awful YouTube show Modern Ahabs? Video below. Well, his wife is a friend of a friend of my wife and asked if they can crash at our place for a night. I need great ways to make fun of this tool. Not sure we're gonna let it happen yet but if I get some great ideas we may do it and film the interactions.

Your wife makes friends with everyone.

 

[mateoloco]

Holy **** guys. I may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember when dontdrinkbeer posted that awful YouTube show Modern Ahabs? Video below. Well, his wife is a friend of a friend of my wife and asked if they can crash at our place for a night. I need great ways to make fun of this tool. Not sure we're gonna let it happen yet but if I get some great ideas we may do it and film the interactions.

Tell him his next episode should be a quest for Hair of the Dog bottles that are carbed. And I'd go with chuckledick rather than shitdick.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Holy **** guys. I may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember when dontdrinkbeer posted that awful YouTube show Modern Ahabs? Video below. Well, his wife is a friend of a friend of my wife and asked if they can crash at our place for a night. I need great ways to make fun of this tool. Not sure we're gonna let it happen yet but if I get some great ideas we may do it and film the interactions.

I had avoided watching that until now. Made it about a minute in before I had to light my phone on fire.

Yay for backups.

 

[Sam Fu]

yeah but that **** tastes horrific

Oh, clearly you need to do a Pedialyte flight

I'd recommend "Purple", "Orange", Blue", and "Strawberry/Red"


"Cherry Punch" is ******** and needs to burn and die in Hell





Yes, I name Pedialyte flavors based on color like I do with Kool-Aid

 

[leftoverburrito]

Holy **** guys. I may have the opportunity of a lifetime. Remember when dontdrinkbeer posted that awful YouTube show Modern Ahabs? Video below. Well, his wife is a friend of a friend of my wife and asked if they can crash at our place for a night. I need great ways to make fun of this tool. Not sure we're gonna let it happen yet but if I get some great ideas we may do it and film the interactions.

Take him to Apex. Order on premise bottles. Accidentally "forget your wallet."

 

[Lutter]

New brewery opened up near us. This is their porter....

Can your porter be this light and still be a porter?

 

[beerindex]

I'm enjoying the Saison De Lenoir from New Braunfels that I'm drinking. While I've encountered the odd grape sour here or there, I can't recall any that have specified the use of Spanish black grapes. Any suggestions for other sours using said grapes?

 

[thunderbirdesq]

New brewery opened up near us. This is their porter....

Can your porter be this light and still be a porter?

 

[Josh2]

New brewery opened up near us. This is their porter....

Can your porter be this light and still be a porter?

Looks like they brewed a cola. Are you sure you got the right pour?
You drank half of it, how is it?

 

[Gonzoillini1]

New brewery opened up near us. This is their porter....

Can your porter be this light and still be a porter?

If it's being sold as a Northern English / English Porter then it could be that light in color. For an American Porter that would be pretty light.

 

[Lutter]

Looks like they brewed a cola. Are you sure you got the right pour?
You drank half of it, how is it?

My wife's beer.

It actually tasted alright. Nothing mind blowing, obviously thin. I've just never seen such a light "porter" in my life.

 

[Snarf1]

Porter is meaningless as a beer style.

 

[Lutter]

Porter is meaningless as a beer style.

Beer is meaningless as a porter style.

 

[abawol01]

Not really sure where to post this.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Not really sure where to post this.

Men's room at Great Notion, right? Was down there last week and noticed that.

 

[abawol01]

Men's room at Great Notion, right? Was down there last week and noticed that.

Yup!

 

[jbeezification1]

Mash & Vanilla is not good.

Maybe I need to finish half of it and my taste buds will be numb. Only one way to find out.

 

[beerindex]

I'm not sure whether my displeasure should be directed towards Shelton or their MI distributor, but it is insane that for the first time ever, Sahtipaja showed up on the shelves here, and the best before date was within a week of it hitting retail. I picked this bottle up Thursday, and it'd only been in the shop for a few days. Went to open it up and noticed that it was best before yesterday. ******* absurd.

 

[Der Fuchs]

Megadeath has the best metal band beer.

 

[sacrelicio]

JVR knows what real lambic farts smell like.

 

[arren]

My wife's beer.

It actually tasted alright. Nothing mind blowing, obviously thin. I've just never seen such a light "porter" in my life.

Didn't you know man? Session porters are the newest thing

 

[arren]

Speaking of opacity, stopped by Whole Foods to pick up some fancy cheese and spotted this in the beer aisle.

Now I know why so many hazy IPAs are in cans and not in bottles where they look like chicken broth.

 

[lb304854]

Megadeath has the best metal band beer.

Megadeth*