"I may not be very hot, but I'm the only person talking to you. . ."
"My name is Steve, but since you're a chick, you probably already know that. . . "
"If I could be any kind of pepper, I would be "hall-up-in-yo" (jalapeno)
"You may not be very hot, but I bet you like to do it."
"Hi, my dick doesn't suck itself."
"You're one of the most attractive big girls I've seen tonight."
"Do you know what chloroform smells like? Would you like to?"
"Doc said after a week of antibiotics, I can go after hot chicks, so hey that rhymes."
"Do you work at the post office? Cuz I have a package that needs handling."
"I do contracting work, and your plumbing looks like it needs some caulking."
"My cock just died, do you think I could bury it in you?"
"You won't find me on any of those lists, I'm an unregistered sex offender."
"I know beerandraiderfan personally."