Random Beer Thoughts

[reverseapachemaster1]

One time in High School I wrote a note to someone that I had "a sweatshirt not unlike yours," and she was so confused. Could not understand what I meant.

This story sucks, I'm sorry. But it came to mind suddenly and I had to write it down. Oh well.

What was the sweatshirt's journey after this fateful interaction?

 

[lazerviking]

One time in High School I wrote a note to someone that I had "a sweatshirt not unlike yours," and she was so confused. Could not understand what I meant.

This story sucks, I'm sorry. But it came to mind suddenly and I had to write it down. Oh well.

Worst pickup line ever

 

[beerindex]

You have way too much time on your hands.

He should definitely spend more time hitting on co-eds.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

Worst pickup line ever

"I may not be very hot, but I'm the only person talking to you. . ."

"My name is Steve, but since you're a chick, you probably already know that. . . "

"If I could be any kind of pepper, I would be "hall-up-in-yo" (jalapeno)

"You may not be very hot, but I bet you like to do it."

"Hi, my dick doesn't suck itself."

"You're one of the most attractive big girls I've seen tonight."

"Do you know what chloroform smells like? Would you like to?"

"Doc said after a week of antibiotics, I can go after hot chicks, so hey that rhymes."

"Do you work at the post office? Cuz I have a package that needs handling."

"I do contracting work, and your plumbing looks like it needs some caulking."

"My cock just died, do you think I could bury it in you?"

"You won't find me on any of those lists, I'm an unregistered sex offender."

"I know beerandraiderfan personally."

 

[JulianB1]

"I may not be very hot, but I'm the only person talking to you. . ."

"My name is Steve, but since you're a chick, you probably already know that. . . "

"If I could be any kind of pepper, I would be "hall-up-in-yo" (jalapeno)

"You may not be very hot, but I bet you like to do it."

"Hi, my dick doesn't suck itself."

"You're one of the most attractive big girls I've seen tonight."

"Do you know what chloroform smells like? Would you like to?"

"Doc said after a week of antibiotics, I can go after hot chicks, so hey that rhymes."

"Do you work at the post office? Cuz I have a package that needs handling."

"I do contracting work, and your plumbing looks like it needs some caulking."

"My cock just died, do you think I could bury it in you?"

"You won't find me on any of those lists, I'm an unregistered sex offender."

"I know beerandraiderfan personally."

"So you're -not- taking one of my classes next semester?"

 

[nathanmiller]

What was the sweatshirt's journey after this fateful interaction?

I honestly have no recollection of which sweatshirt it was. And therefore, no clue what happened to it. I honestly don't have any idea why this story would even have been stored in my head. What a weird thing, the human brain.

 

[jivex5k1]

Well I'll be damned, got a BOTB e-mail that I cared about for once. Sahalie back on sale, plus some new DeGarde beer called The Marion.

It was also a pleasantly short e-mail.

 

[regularjohn]

one of the best shelf stouts ever, and now they made this....yes please

 

[Kasher]

Grande Mal Bautista would be better.

 

[Lutter]

My wife was being SUCH a Ravenclaw tonight.

 

[regularjohn]

My wife was being SUCH a Ravenclaw tonight.

why a raven? does she ever act like other animals?

 

[Lutter]

why a raven? does she ever act like other animals?

Also: too drunk to pick correct random thoughts thread again.

 

[user 305778]

one of the best shelf stouts ever, and now they made this....yes please

I still need to find Big Bad Baptist again because the last time I had it I thought it was thoroughly average.

 

[furley]

I still need to find Big Bad Baptist again because the last time I had it I thought it was thoroughly average.

you definitely need to try it again then, imo

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

Someone plz talk me out of buying these

http://stillwaterales.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/on-fleek-leggings

 

[lazerviking]

Someone plz talk me out of buying these

http://stillwaterales.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/on-fleek-leggings

Could definitely see you squatting in those. Do it.

 

[boogercrack]

Someone plz talk me out of buying these

http://stillwaterales.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/on-fleek-leggings

heels too?

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

heels too?

Holy **** I need those and these

 

[boogercrack]

but are the leggings tight enough to see some butthole while you're deep in the hole?

kind of a deal breaker if not

 

[lazerviking]

but are the leggings tight enough to see some butthole while you're deep in the hole?

kind of a deal breaker if not

Whadda you know about that?

 

[sneakychi]

Edit: No drama, all good.

 

[furley]

Someone plz talk me out of buying these

http://stillwaterales.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/on-fleek-leggings

 

[LukeAleTime]

Stillwater is starting to seem like a creepy old DJ.

Note: I'm still a little annoyed by the time I paid for an event that included a collab brewday with him. I went up and said how much I liked one of his recent beers, and he said "ok" then turned away. Way to engage with the public at your event, dude.

 

[Turfy]

Replaced the spark plugs in the Mustang yesterday, just replaced the primer bulb on the Echo blower, and drinking some Founders Porter.....so I'm feeling pretty damn manly right now.

 

[Snarf1]

Stillwater is starting to seem like a creepy old DJ.

Starting to? I guess everything takes a long time to get to Oz.

 

[kzeon]

FML, I thought this moment would never come, but...

I've lost sight of a bottle in my cellar. Definitely wasn't drank and wasn't traded either, saw it last week and didn't shipped anything since then.

wtf....

 

[sherm10161]

If fresh Heater Allen Pils was available in my market, I'd buy it by the case. So good.

 

[regularjohn]

FML, I thought this moment would never come, but...

I've lost sight of a bottle in my cellar. Definitely wasn't drank and wasn't traded either, saw it last week and didn't shipped anything since then.

wtf....

I drank it when you weren't looking.

 

[Lutter]

Sierra Nevada Orange Pale Ale?

Sierra Nevada Peach IPA?

Anybody else sick of seeing all these fruit beers on shelves?

Maybe it's just me.

Just me?

Prolly just me.

 

[lazerviking]

Sierra Nevada Orange Pale Ale?

Sierra Nevada Peach IPA?

Anybody else sick of seeing all these fruit beers on shelves?

Maybe it's just me.

Just me?

Prolly just me.

Definitely not just you. I loathe the fruit IPAs.