Random Beer Thoughts

[Snarf1]

Just one. Knee pads?

Pretty self explanatory. I was wondering what in the **** the shin guards are for.

 

[yamar68]

So what percentage of the winning stories submitted to Founders' Black Party contest are totally ******* made up?

http://foundersbrewing.com/latest-news/

 

[buzzword]

So what percentage of the winning stories submitted to Founders' Black Party contest are totally ******* made up?

http://foundersbrewing.com/latest-news/

can't keep reading that - almost caught a feel

 

[Snarf1]

I'm not goint to make a trip to Tokyo just to go, but I'm sure as hell stopping if I'm ever in the neighborhood.

Oerbier pub open in Tokyo

 

[jivex5k1]

Cracked open this years Huna last night. It's a bit thinner than last year, and has no spiciness at all. Still solid but a bit disappointing after last years.

I'm a ******* cliche.

 

[masterovkhaos]

Cracked open this years Huna last night. It's a bit thinner than last year, and has no spiciness at all. Still solid but a bit disappointing after last years.

I'm a ******* cliche.

2014 batch 1 was the best! They'll never top it

 

[boogercrack]

Cracked open this years Huna last night. It's a bit thinner than last year, and has no spiciness at all. Still solid but a bit disappointing after last years.

I'm a ******* cliche.

rut roh

I thought 2014s were vastly superior to 2015s.

 

[jivex5k1]

Also, it smelled like cake batter.

 

[MarcatGSB1]

Also, it smelled like baby batter.

FTFY

 

[austinbridges]

Just had this conversation:

"what's Maracaibo especial, isn't that jolly pumpkin?" (no brewery name listed)

"It's a sour by jolly pumpkin, they only do beers that are related to pumpkins or gourds"

"I think they only have a select few beers that are made with pumpkins"

"Oh, well, I'll take your word for it.


..... But I am a sommelier"

-whole foods bartender

 

[regularjohn]

I'm not goint to make a trip to Tokyo just to go, but I'm sure as hell stopping if I'm ever in the neighborhood.

Oerbier pub open in Tokyo

oh god, we're ******

 

[Hookemhops13]

Just had this conversation:

"what's Maracaibo especial, isn't that jolly pumpkin?" (no brewery name listed)

"It's a sour by jolly pumpkin, they only do beers that are related to pumpkins or gourds"

"I think they only have a select few beers that are made with pumpkins"

"Oh, well, I'll take your word for it.


..... But I am a sommelier"

-whole foods bartender

Not sure what's the worst.

A. That he/she thinks being a sommelier has anything to do with beer.

B. That they are a sommelier working at whole foods

C. They think Jolly Pumpkin (or any brewery for that matter) would only brew beers related to pumpkins/gourds...

D. "It's a sour by jolly pumpkin"

 

[drgarage1]

Not sure what's the worst.

A. That he/she thinks being a sommelier has anything to do with beer.

B. That they are a sommelier working at whole foods

C. They think Jolly Pumpkin (or any brewery for that matter) would only brew beers related to pumpkins/gourds...

D. "It's a sour by jolly pumpkin"

You're a sour by Jolly Pumpkin.

 

[BadJustin]

Someone just told me A Frampaars went for an LPG and Huna 16 and in another trade a St. Lam and some other adjunct ****. dontdrinkbeer revues do it.


Every. Time.


Who's got my St. Lam.

 

[masterovkhaos]

Frampaars jumped in value right as I was attempting to trade for one too. Now I won't even bother. I already have a bottle of DDBs second favorite Funk Factory beer anyway, so I guess I'll be okay

 

[jdd419]

Dang my brother in law from Cali was asking about finding some, so I was going to start looking for an early Xmas present. Guess I need to find the one he didn't review that high.

 

[Fahmie25]

so funny. i had one on christmas eve and thought "**** i should trade for more of this". ****** dontdrinkbeer ruining everything!

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

so funny. i had one on christmas eve and thought "**** i should trade for more of this". ****** dontdrinkbeer ruining everything!

to commiserate, the **** I really enjoy, I end up drinking and then I have none to trade away either, and then I just made it harder for myself to get more.

YOU THINK I DONT WANNA DRINK HOLY MOUNTAIN BARREL SIX AGAIN? yeah thats what I thought.



SO WE ARE IN THE SAME BOAT GUISE.

 

[furley]

get paid 12k to drink beer this summer

http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...ternship-story.html+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

 

[sacrelicio]

I really like Short's. The hit me right. Not a big national mainstay or a tiny hype factory.

 

[boogercrack]

I really like Short's. The hit me right. Not a big national mainstay or a tiny hype factory.

They make some good beers. They make some truly dreadful beers too.

Such is beer now.

 

[sacrelicio]

They make some good beers. They make some truly dreadful beers too.

Such is beer now.

OG foodbeer

 

[holldy01]

I was informed by a customer last night that she can never find beers w/ coconut but a lot of places do mint stouts. Yes, thats why we have a few different coconut beers but no mint beers. And yet nothing I said would change her mind bc Pizza Boy did a mint sunny side up so clearly that was a common trend and nothing I could say would change her mind.

 

[domdomdomdom]

... but she is a sommelier.

 

[cneville1]

https://www.bellsbeer.com/blog/

hnnnnnnnnng 6 pack cans of quinannan falls. will buy cases of it!

edit: also that can is super sexy.

 

[furley]

https://www.bellsbeer.com/blog/

hnnnnnnnnng 6 pack cans of quinannan falls. will buy cases of it!

edit: also that can is super sexy.

looking like a Hamms label

 

[cry me]

https://www.bellsbeer.com/blog/

hnnnnnnnnng 6 pack cans of quinannan falls. will buy cases of it!

edit: also that can is super sexy.

**** YES

 

[daniel1]

Shitlord's use of the word "willing" in the beer trading world. Stop acting like you're so ******* noble and doing everyone a favor.

"Hey guys, I have a case of this IPA that looks like liposuction leftovers and am willing to trade some of it for big stouts and big lambics."

Eat one unit.

 

[BadJustin]

Liked for "unit"

 

[FTowne1]

Liked for "unit"

How many are in a unit?