Quit calling it a "hefe"

[celestialparsnip]

ROFL LMAO LOL RDWHAH.

(Read Our Filthy Language. Lick My Anal Orifice. Licking Out Loud. Relax Don't Worry, Have A Hefe)

 

[shecky]

So you're complaining about us abbreviating Beer realted lingo when you're over here quoting Meredith Grey?

I am making a hefe this weekend, It's BM's Black peppered Wit recipe. I'm going to use a wheat yeast in it I think to give it that authentic German yeastiness I like so much in Blue Moon

That should about cover it all.....

Yeah, baby, I love it when people poke the hornets' nest.

 

[HBHoss]

This going to get bumped over to the master debaters thread.
OR as I call it, the "let's point out the hypocrisy of Christians" thread.

 

[arturo7]

Great, now it's stuck in my head...



hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe

mushroom! mushroom!


hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe

mushroom! mushroom!


hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe hefe

mushroom! mushroom!


Beeer!!! Beeer!!! Oh, it's a Beeer!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

So you're complaining about us abbreviating Beer realted lingo when you're over here quoting Meredith Grey?

I am making a hefe this weekend, It's BM's Black peppered Wit recipe. I'm going to use a wheat yeast in it I think to give it that authentic German yeastiness I like so much in Blue Moon

That should about cover it all.....

wait...wut? for shame...

 

[DeathBrewer]

Great, now it's stuck in my head...

This one is my favorite:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_pWTlN15bc]YouTube - Christmas Badgers[/ame]

 

[celestialparsnip]

 

[IrregularPulse]

Yeah, baby, I love it when people poke the hornets' nest.

I thought this was a thread about Hefe and Yeast? Your nudist summer camp stories belong in the Jesus Camp thread.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I thought this was a thread about Hefe and Yeast? Your nudist summer camp stories belong in the Jesus Camp thread.

This thread is in the drunken mumblings and mindless rant rambling get off my fookin lawn section......So confusion is permissible

 

[Saccharomyces]

f*ckin hefe, stole my goddam porch couch again. why can't the f*ckers get their own seat?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I thought this was a thread about Hefe and Yeast? Your nudist summer camp stories belong in the Jesus Camp thread.

Oh yes....And you guys have NO idea how long it takes to go through all the family photos of dead naturists to find pictures fit for display at their funeral!! :fro:

 

[homebrewer_99]

I've been saying that for years!!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

I've agreed with you for years!

 

[Ego Archive]

I just hate it when I ask for a hefeweizen at a bar (this happened last night) and the bartender says "oh, a hefe?" No, I want a ****ing hefeweizen and if you put a lemon in it I'll slap you (probably on her ass, cuz it was kinda nice.)

Then I come on HBT and I see more "hefe" nonsense. You lazy ****s don't need to abbreviate everything!

Frm nw on it's "HW", how abt th@?

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Hefe'.

There. Properly abbreviated for yuh death.

And Srsly, don't words need vowls?

 

[DeathBrewer]

dnt wrds nd vwls?

no.

sht, i mn ys...sm do. lk "no"

 

[olllllo]

Sorry LL

Dont call it a hefe
It's been weizen for years
Stoppin you queers from puttin' lemons in beers
No lemon unless it's kristalweizen
Just like you're a Bavarian Citizen
Beer knowlege overpowerin
Over the competition DB's towerin
Wreckin when you drop, call it a yeast beer and I'll call the cops
Don't you dare Widmar, you betta move
Dont ever compare
Hef to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
DeathBrewer will make you pay the price

Death gonna knock you out [huuuh!!!]
Death said knock you out [huuuh!!!]

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Well, if you're gonna get all uppity about it, quit calling it, "heh-fee-why-zen" or "heh-fuh-vie-zen," too. It's pronounced, "hay-fuh-vites-uhn."

 

[DeathBrewer]

Well, if you're gonna get all uppity about it, quit calling it, "heh-fee-why-zen" or "heh-fuh-vie-zen," too. It's pronounced, "hay-fuh-vites-uhn."

That's how I order it. I get corrected regularly.

"You mean hef-uh-why-sen?"

"Yes, I said hay-fuh-vite-zun"

Am I wrong that i pronounce it as a z instead of an s?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Sorry LL

Dont call it a hefe
It's been weizen for years
Stoppin you queers from puttin' lemons in beers
No lemon unless it's kristalweizen
Just like you're a Bavarian Citizen
Beer knowlege overpowerin
Over the competition DB's towerin
Wreckin when you drop, call it a yeast beer and I'll call the cops
Don't you dare Widmar, you betta move
Dont ever compare
Hef to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
DeathBrewer will make you pay the price

Death gonna knock you out [huuuh!!!]
Death said knock you out [huuuh!!!]

huuuuuhhh!!!!

 

[thataintchicken]

Sorry LL

Dont call it a hefe
It's been weizen for years
Stoppin you queers from puttin' lemons in beers
No lemon unless it's kristalweizen
Just like you're a Bavarian Citizen
Beer knowlege overpowerin
Over the competition DB's towerin
Wreckin when you drop, call it a yeast beer and I'll call the cops
Don't you dare Widmar, you betta move
Dont ever compare
Hef to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
DeathBrewer will make you pay the price

Death gonna knock you out [huuuh!!!]
Death said knock you out [huuuh!!!]

Death Brews beer on his Brewin' System.
Death Brews beer.

 

[homebrewer_99]

That's how I order it. I get corrected regularly.

"You mean hef-uh-why-sen?"

"Yes, I said hay-fuh-vite-zun"

Am I wrong that i pronounce it as a z instead of an s?

What he's trying to say is...W's are pronouced like a V and the Z is like a TZ

 

[imaguitargod]

What gets under my skin is when I pronounce it in the correct German way and people are so fast to say it the American way like I've mispronounced it.

 

[homebrewer_99]

What gets under my skin is when I pronounce it in the correct German way and people are so fast to say it the American way like I've mispronounced it.

Sounds like we both have a pet called "Peeve"...

 

[Schlenkerla]

On a similar note. The word "Draught" - pronounced: d-r-a-f-t!

Would you like another "draw"?

Would you like another "drawt"?

​

I say no! But I would like another "draft"! Beotch!

For reference: draught - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

 

[imaguitargod]

Sounds like we both have a pet called "Peeve"...

But he's such a good pet though, never pees on the guests, even after I tried to train him to

 

[Trubadour]

On a similar note. The word "Draught" - pronounced: d-r-a-f-t!

Would you like another "draw"?

Would you like another "drawt"?

​

I say no! But I would like another "draft"! Beotch!

For reference: draught - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

I used to pronounce it "drought," as in no rain, until I learned better.

 

[dzlater]

Well, if you're gonna get all uppity about it, quit calling it, "heh-fee-why-zen" or "heh-fuh-vie-zen," too. It's pronounced, "hay-fuh-vites-uhn."

My mom is from Germany and I told her I brewed a hefeweizen It took her a few minutes to understand what I was talking about I pronounced it so badly. She tried to teach me the true Bavarian pronunciation , but I couldn't get it right.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hey, while we are busy not calling it a hefe, how about you guys stop calling a Barley Wine a friggin' Barleywine!? Use your space bar people! I know you have one!!

 

[imaguitargod]

Hey, while we are busy not calling it a hefe, how about you guys stop calling a Barley Wine a friggin' Barleywine!? Use your space bar people! I know you have one!!

Nope.Sorry.Myspacebarbrokealittlewhileago.

 

[homebrewer_99]

M............i.......n.....................e.................t......o......o....

 

[jgln]

Hey, while we are busy not calling it a hefe, how about you guys stop calling a Barley Wine a friggin' Barleywine!? Use your space bar people! I know you have one!!

Like that? It just left a lot of space.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Hey, while we are busy not calling it a hefe, how about you guys stop calling a Barley Wine a friggin' Barleywine!? Use your space bar people! I know you have one!!

Damn, all this time I thought barelywine had a dash between barely and wine!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I_always_thought_a_"Space_Bar"_was_where_Astronauts_went_to_get_drunk.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Damn, all this time I thought barely wine had a dash between barely and wine!

Fixed that for ya. Fixed it with me space bar I did!

 

[Schlenkerla]

Fixed that for ya. Fixed it with me space bar I did!

Missed my intentional spelling error......

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Missed my intentional spelling error......

Yes, I did. I was too busy pissing in your cornflakes to notice.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Yes, I did. I was too busy pissing in your cornflakes to notice.

Damn - That's why my MLC tastes like piss!!!