42) Leaving black marks from keg bottoms in the tub and on the floor and carpets.
45) Tell her that she'll start getting more head as soon as you do.
45) Tell her that she'll start getting more head as soon as you do.
25) While she's out with the girls, removing everything from the bottom half of the second fridge and loading it up with kegs that need to be chilled/carbed, and feeding whatever doesn't fit back in to the dog.
33)
Not mine by the way
I may be going at this from the wrong perspective, or maybe not...
Let's see... I have done these:
#19 Spent grain in the compost pile near the window is a bad idea.
9) Tell her it will save you money and won't take up any space and be hardly even noticeable. Then next thing she knows it takes up half the basement.
51) Have the basement waterproofed ($4900)to fix the leaks and tel her that it will be finished and become the family room and then build a wine and beer making room on one side and a wine cellar on the other side!
#56 Refusing to go to certain restaurants because they don't sell the beer you want to drink.
16. When she comes out to the kitchen to make some food 5 minutes before the end of the boil, shoo her out and tell her she should have thought about eating at the start of the boil, now its time to chill the wort.
12. Say, with the upmost sincerity, "I swear dear! This is ________is the very last item I need. I promise, I won't need anything else ever." Then two weeks later, remember why you need just "one more thing".
Hmmmm. I was never scolded for any of this. Why is it that you people are still married and I'm divorced???????????
Hahaha, I've done that! Funny, my wife doesn't drink beer or even like the smell of cooking wort. But she LOVES to bottle!
She gets mad at me if I bottle without enlisting her help. She's now to the point where I can tell her that a batch needs to be bottled and she can almost do it unsupervised: racking, priming, sterilizing, etc. If I bottle without her, she gets mad at me.
She fills, I empty---this is the key to marital bliss.
12. Say, with the upmost sincerity, "I swear dear! This is ________is the very last item I need. I promise, I won't need anything else ever." Then two weeks later, remember why you need just "one more thing".
I take the Fifth.
And I insure I am always home to grab FedEx packages.
Packages are shipped to work.
58) Fart up a storm after drinking too much homebrew.
69- Ask if she wants to come over for the weekend, and inform her on arrival that not only are we brewing today, we're bottling as well.
I kid, she knew what she was getting into and seemed to have fun, except for the aching back. With me footing the bill, she brewed her first batch a few weeks later.
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