Please delete.

[passedpawn]

42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Are you carrying a towel? Pfft.

 

[BruceH]

Are you carrying a towel? Pfft.

Always!

 

[bracconiere]

Are you carrying a towel? Pfft.

Always!

damn, now i'm actually depressed...i have a year to figure out why i'm going to need a towel...

 

[BruceH]

damn, now i'm actually depressed...i have a year to figure out why i'm going to need a towel...

If you have a towel then anyone who you may come across will assume you are a good person. I should say any being you come across will think that you have all the other things needed for good hygiene.

 

[bracconiere]

If you have a towel then anyone who you may come across will assume you are a good person. I should say any being you come across will think that you have all the other things needed for good hygiene.

and here i thought the wet towel my boss wears in the AZ heat was for other reasons...but now i'm glad my bro bought me a bar of IPA soap! lol

 

[BruceH]

and here i thought the wet towel my boss wears in the AZ heat was for other reasons...but now i'm glad my bro bought me a bar of IPA soap! lol

And so it goes! I would only carry a towel on open display during a cross galaxy expedition to show my intention of being a hygenic passenger prior to being picked up.

Your boss I'm not so sure about... Lol.

 

[bracconiere]

And so it goes! I would only carry a towel on open display during a cross galaxy expedition to show my intention of being a hygenic passenger prior to being picked up.

Your boss I'm not so sure about... Lol.

hey now, i got the only boos that tells me to take my time! and i buy him toys...he can wear a wet towel if he wants too!

edit: didn't catch that, "boss"

 

[RPh_Guy]

Kangaroo song!!

 

[soccerdad]

My brain hurts

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Get the kids ready for back to school:

(I am ashamed that I missed 'the kids' in the original post)

 

[Inkleg]

 

[TallDan]

Get ready for back to school:
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I tend to think of myself as a one man goat pack?

 

[MGamber]

While I'm drivin' off, laughin', this is what I'll say..."F**K THE DELETE!"

 

[shetc]

I feel this is more stylish

 

[RPh_Guy]

Does anyone know where I can buy a tiger rug?
Legally of course.

 

[bracconiere]

While I'm drivin' off, laughin', this is what I'll say..."F**K THE DELETE!"

if you're reading this thread, you should be too drunk to drive!

 

[bracconiere]

Does anyone know where I can buy a tiger rug?
Legally of course.

might be able to pick up a lion?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Spent a little time down on the farm, Steve the goat says "Hi." So does Porky.

 

[Inkleg]

Hi Steve! Hi Porky!

 

[smurfjuice]

Mmmmm pork

 

[Kirkwooder]

I tend to think of myself as a one man goat pack?

That is much preferable to being a pack goat. Unless, you are a one man pack goat, goat pack.

 

[DromJohn]

Los Barrios in San Antonio had Cabrito en Salsa back on the menu.

 

[MaxStout]

might be able to pick up a lion?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion

There's a dentist in Minnesota who might give you a deal...

As for a tiger rug, you might have to wait until he returns from his next safari.

 

[Inkleg]

6 goats are in the neighbors yard munching the undergrowth....and anything else they please.

 

[BruceH]

My broker is E.F. Hutton, and EF Hutton says...

 

[bracconiere]

he's probably not as broker as you? lol

 

[Gravitysucks]

6 goats are in the neighbors yard munching the undergrowth....and anything else they please.

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My neighbor hired a herd of goats to eat all the poison ivy in his back yard. At first I thought that was kind of cruel but apparently goats like poison ivy and are stupid.

 

[bracconiere]

My neighbor hired a herd of goats to eat all the poison ivy in his back yard. At first I thought that was kind of cruel but apparently goats like poison ivy and are stupid.

living in s.az with rattle snakes, apparently they shoot them up with venom too....charge people 150k for a shot of anti venom...

 

[Warthaug]

My neighbor hired a herd of goats to eat all the poison ivy in his back yard. At first I thought that was kind of cruel but apparently goats like poison ivy and are stupid.

More like humans are stupid. We're pretty much the only species which reacts to poison ivy - even other primates tend to be fine with it. We had a lot on our property when we bought it - between goats and pigs most of it is gone.

 

[BruceH]

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who always knows where his towel is.

Towel day is celebrated May 25 every year.

 

[Gravitysucks]

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who always knows where his towel is.

Towel day is celebrated May 25 every year.

Every day is a Towel Day for the prepared. Don't be a Dent.

 

[BruceH]

Every day is a Towel Day for the prepared. Don't be a Dent.

DON'T PANIC!

 

[SEndorf]

At first I thought that was kind of cruel but apparently goats like poison ivy and are stupid.

There.... you've gone and upset my goat.

 

[Kent88]

Goats don't care if we call them stupid. They're too busy being evil to pay attention.

 

[shetc]

Fjord guard goat

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

Hey, I bet that's the Johnson restaurant in Sister Bay. They are popular for letting goats on their roof. I've been there.

 

[SEndorf]

I would be petrified that Nanny goat would fall through the grass roof and land on my table.
I would need considerable therapy if my Choucroute Garnie à l'Alsacienne was interrupted by a stinking beast covered in sauerkraut......

 

[Kent88]

That restaurant is well built. No risk of such shenanigans.

 

[SEndorf]

Goats are known for there devious shenanigans.
I can see them jumping and stomping up on the roof, just to spoil my dinner....