This excerpt from Dennis' latest gobbletygook beer description is a microcosm of why DL beers are so bad:
"Last fall Andy and I were talking, and during our conversation he asked me if we have ever heard of making beer from "Green Malt". I explained to Andy I've never heard of it, but would be willing to give it a try."
The man committed to making a beer with something he had literally never heard of before.
"I have no ******* clue what you're talking about, but let's do it!! People buy all our stupid **** no matter what."