eh yo
sobeleg, open your ears and hold onto your butt, you wanna party in Pittsburgh you listen to me, i've got a 10th grade education AND my parents were married.
Throw down a base at Primantis on Friday, cap and egg or corned beef and egg. If you don't get the egg you're wasting your time.
Pipers is two doors down, nice selection of locals, non-locals, and imports. If you're in there Friday evening
moarhops should be tending the bar. He's easy on the eyes but has the personality of a mooseknuckle. Good luck.
When you get to Fat Heads order the Bay of Pigs. Eat it, fart, then leave without paying. I've never done this personally but you seem like a nice guy and i'm betting you get away with it.
Carson Street Deli is a short walk. They serve beer and food. Nice staff but unfortunately i don't know them well enough to make fun of them right now. That would be ignorant.
Rest up for Saturday.
If you hit DG stop at Hitchiker.
jagoffbrewer brews tasty beers despite his disgustingly low levels of self esteem. Stay close to the bar at HH tho, it's bigger than Heinz Field and at least 4 people that i know have gotten lost there.
When you get to BG grab the UNO deck before you order a beer. When you get to the bar make sure they see the UNO deck, you'll receive better service. Watch out for dogs.
If you can, hit Roundabout Brewery for flight, it's my favorite brewery in the city and always has a nice variety of styles on tap. Don't touch any of the plants and please wash your hands after using the rest room.
Do not drink any tap water without boiling it first.
Do not swim in any of the rivers.
Do not go to the Rivers Casino.
Don't feed the homeless.
I hope you enjoy your time in Pittsburgh.