office pranks

[Homercidal]

Below is not my picture but it looked extremely similar. Bought the same model # keyboard off eBay - $8 and some chia seends - $6. Took me about a week to grow them to the levels I believed were hilarious. Got to work early and swapped coworkers' out for the chia-fied one.

Too funny! I have a few spare keyboards that I could donate to the cause!

 

[Toasted678]

^^ Haha. I thought there was comedy in itself that for a week I got home and watered my Chia Keyboard.

 

[dmfa200]

Here's one.

Hit the print screen button on someone's bare background with no programs open.
go to ms paint click edit then paste
Then take all the icons from their desktop and move them to a newly created folder and name it something different.
In paint click file and choose set as background centered

Now when they click on their shortcuts they will do nothing.

You can also remove the my computer, network, etc. icons too to really givem a fit

 

[Homercidal]

The clippy program flags as a virus. Too bad. I can't go through the trouble of turning off the on-access scanner just to play a prank on someone. Or could I??

 

[Homercidal]

I have a premonition that a few minutes after 2:00 Eastern I'm going to be getting a call from the purchasing lady...

 

[denmfu]

go into their auto correct settings in Word. I changed a guys settings so that every time he typed "and, to , the" some 4 letter word would come out. He never proof read is emails for a few days management thought he had turrets.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Thanks for reminding me. I need to call my sister and wish her a happy birthday.

 

[HVBrewtality]

go into their auto correct settings in Word. I changed a guys settings so that every time he typed "and, to , the" some 4 letter word would come out. He never proof read is emails for a few days management thought he had turrets.

I did that at boarding school to my roommate. I thought it was hilarious, but then he never proofread his paper and got in serious trouble. It was a paper on some book, and I made it so the author's name was changed to "that bitch" and the title of the book to "that piece of **** the teacher assigned," among others.

 

[onthekeg]

On particular co-worker and I had a raging prank war going so I did this to him.
He left for lunch in a hurry one day and forgot to log out. I went to windows settings for display properties and created a new profile. All black. I changed everything to black. When he got back from lunch and tried to wake his computer up nothing happened that you could see. He needed to call the IT dept and they were messing with it all afternoon.
They were about to reload windows on his computer and I told them what I did, the IT guy thought that was a cool prank but wasn't too happy! Eventually they got things worked out. I wouldn't recommend this prank to anyone that you could get in trouble from though.

 

[TheBroonery]

Fill up some beer bottles with water, cap them....