Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

No. I was genuinely curious why the opening spread favored KC.
Given the noise from your general direction wrt sports betting I thought you might actually have something worthwhile to contribute for a change.

nvm...

tl;dr

 

[day_trippr]

good grief, you're such a nothing burger. why are you even here?

 

[bob1852]

So uppity.

 

[paulthenurse]

Somebody seems to have run out of material.

 

[Wayne1]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Not a bad year for a first year coach. Future in GB looks bright!

Smart move getting rid of that coach. They should get rid of their qb next.

 

[day_trippr]

Clearly legit.
But - news flash - we're ok with it.
Frankly, we've worn out the whole championship parade thing here. Need a break

 

[Kent88]

But - news flash - we're ok with it.
Frankly, we've worn out the whole championship parade thing here.

*narrator voice*

They were not, in fact, ok with it.

 

[day_trippr]

lol!
Still - and I'm being totally cereal - there's something to be said about not having anything to get stressed about vis a vis football over the next two weeks...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aaron Rodgers could not be more of a total sham. I’m sure it was, once again, absolutely everyone else’s fault... like it is every year.

I hope Dallas stomps the fcku out of the Packers next year and Mike McCarthy spends the entire forth quarter flipping Rodgers off.

 

[WI_Wino]

Aaron Rodgers could not be more of a total sham. I’m sure it was, once, absolutely everyone else’s fault... like it is every year.

I hope Dallas stomps the fcku out of the Packers next year and Mike McCarthy spends the entire forth quarter flipping Rodgers off.

*yawn*

Only way they'll meet is in the playoffs. Dallas next year is at best 8-8. Which will probably be good enough to win the NFC East.

 

[bob1852]

Aaron Rodgers could not be more of a total sham. I’m sure it was, once, absolutely everyone else’s fault... like it is every year.

I hope Dallas stomps the fcku out of the Packers next year and Mike McCarthy spends the entire forth quarter flipping Rodgers off.

So angry...

 

[Kent88]

Aaron Rodgers could not be more of a total sham. I’m sure it was, once, absolutely everyone else’s fault... like it is every year.

I hope Dallas stomps the fcku out of the Packers next year and Mike McCarthy spends the entire forth quarter flipping Rodgers off.

Packers suck, but I feel like I need to point out that Rodgers has more post season wins this decade than Brady.

Also, as someone pointed out already, I don't think that those two teams play each other next season. NFC (l)east just played the NFCN this season, and both teams finished with different standings within their divisions. So unless they both end up in the playoffs (and I hope neither do), I don't think we'll see that scenario play out, yet.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So angry...

Guy is a total fraud

 

[bob1852]

Guy is a total fraud

Good thing he's covered by State Farm.

 

[user 574]

Hey, got in an accident and just woke up from a coma. What'd I miss?

 

[user 574]

Vegas Baby!

 

[user 574]

Guy is a total fraud

So salty

 

[user 574]

And I'll end with... That GB team was the worst 13-3 team I've ever seen. Could have swung to 8-8 almost every single game. Somewhere in this god forsaken thread I chose SF and KC / Baltimore to Superbowl.

In the meantime, all the other teams this GB stockholder won over that you homers root for; your team still blew worse

 

[Kent88]

That certificate of stockholding/shareholding/whatever is worth as much as the tissue I just blew my nose with.

 

[paulthenurse]

Less. At least your tissue is full of boogers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Since the Pats aren’t playing in the Super Bowl for once... I doubt if I’ll even watch it... so I couldn’t care less that the NFL is postponing it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

that was a neat story Cape

 

[bob1852]

Since the Pats aren’t playing in the Super Bowl for once... I doubt if I’ll even watch it... so I couldn’t care less that the NFL is postponing it.

They can't postpone it, it's LIV....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhh. I dont know if you heard but... Kobe died.

I don’t see how they could possibly hold the Super Bowl in a time like this.

 

[day_trippr]

"The Snark is strong in this one"

 

[paulthenurse]

A steak?

 

[bob1852]

Uhhh. I dont know if you heard but... Kobe died.

I don’t see how they could possibly hold the Super Bowl in a time like this.

Kobe would've wanted the game to go on, especially since, and I quote, "the fvcking Patriots aren't in it"...that's the kind of compassionate man he was.

 

[HoppyDaze]

A steak?

Not everything is about steak, fatty

 

[Cape Brewing]

Kobe would've wanted the game to go on, especially since, and I quote, "the fvcking Patriots aren't in it"...that's the kind of compassionate man he was.

Thoughts and prayers

 

[bluemoose]

Dante scarneccia retired. If there was ever a reason to postpone the game...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dante scarneccia retired. If there was ever a reason to postpone the game...

(Nodding in sad agreement)

 

[paulthenurse]

Not everything is about steak, fatty

Shouldn’t you be down at Pike’s Place fish market setting up your sweet “2019 Tax Returns $20.19” kiosk?

Let’s hope it’s a banner year for you.

Say “Thank you, Mr. Trump.”

 

[Cape Brewing]

Politics!!! Ban him!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think we’re covered by the “It’s moron on moron crime, who gives a ****?” clause.

 

[user 574]

Since the Pats aren’t playing in the Super Bowl for once... I doubt if I’ll even watch it... so I couldn’t care less that the NFL is postponing it.

maybe you should switch to NCAA Minutemen (thats what she said)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Shouldn’t you be down at Pike’s Place fish market setting up your sweet “2019 Tax Returns $20.19” kiosk?

Let’s hope it’s a banner year for you.

Say “Thank you, Mr. Trump.”

speaking of fish markets...yo mamma charges $20.19

 

[day_trippr]

You should drop your price then...

 

[paulthenurse]

speaking of fish markets...yo mamma charges $20.19

A double blind retrospective analysis was conducted of HBT readers to determine if long term subscribers (defined as membership for longer than one year) were more annoyed by your posts than n00bs ( defined as membership for less than one year)

In this study the following primary outcome criteria were used...

1. Throwing to laptop across the living room
after reading your posts.
2. Audible (able to pass a DOT 5’ Whisper test)
cursing after reading your posts.
3. Total avoidance of all threads in which you
have posted.

I’m not going to boor everyone with confidence intervals, log rank testing, randomization and hazard ratios because, frankly, the only ones who really understand that **** are geeks like you.

However, the clear majority of readers agree that you have your head so far up your ass that if you fart you’ll blow your socks off.

p.s. Mom says “Hi!”

 

[bob1852]

Come on, man, P-value needed!