Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Jacksonville has no chance in Foxboro, so the Patriots will be meeting the NFC survivor in Minnisnowstorms.

Gotta say I was not happy at all about the Saints yakking up that last play.
Superbowls are hard enough to win without having the stadium packed with homers, and from what I saw this weekend Philly is toast with cream cheese on top...

 

[soccerdad]

The Superbowl really isn't so super when you've had 50 of them. You know? Like Burger Kings Whopper .. after 5 of them you kinda don't ever need to see one again.

 

[day_trippr]

That's crazy talk right there.
Why are you here?

 

[jlinz]

Jacksonville has no chance in Foxboro, so the Patriots will be meeting the NFC survivor in Minnisnowstorms.

Gotta say I was not happy at all about the Saints yakking up that last play.
Superbowls are hard enough to win without having the stadium packed with homers, and from what I saw this weekend Philly is toast with cream cheese on top...

Dunno. They were pretty good in the cold today...

 

[day_trippr]

Pittsburg's D was a sieve all day, and the Steelers coaching staff showed themselves to be the league-wide joke that they are (if Tomlinson survives another year it'll be a mystery). So much bad football with that team today.

Otoh, the Patriots defense may be in its best shape of the season, and the offense is wicked pissah strong right now.
Plus you have Yodachick, McDaniels and Patricia - teams would kill to get any one of them.

Nope. Jags have no chance. Today was their Superbowl...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pittsburg's D was a sieve all day, and the Steelers coaching staff showed themselves to be the league-wide joke that they are (if Tomlinson survives another year it'll be a mystery). So much bad football with that team

This guy thinks LaDainian Tomlinson coaches the Steelers; a team the Patriots play every year.

Incredible

 

[jlinz]

God, it's too easy gettin these converts all riled up.

 

[jlinz]

This guy thinks LaDainian Tomlinson coaches the Steelers; a team the Patriots play every year.

Incredible

Hahahahaha

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahahahaha

Settle down son

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[jlinz]

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Yeah, but everything should even out when you factor in the risk of osteoporosis...

 

[bluemoose]

What a great stat:
I don’t think I can remember a more decorated set of Championship Weekend playcallers. Between them, the four QBs that will take the field on Sunday have combined for seven Super Bowl appearances, five Super Bowl wins, 12 Conference Championships, 41 playoff game appearances, and 30 playoff wins

 

[HoppyDaze]

"I'm gonna kiss Suzy Kolber." "Not if I kill her first you won't."

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did you see the uproar in the news that OJ had escaped the confines of LV and was in Buffalo? There was a picture circulating of him with Buf fans. People assumed he was in ny. He was just in a parking lot in LV.

 

[day_trippr]

This guy thinks LaDainian Tomlinson coaches the Steelers; a team the Patriots play every year.

Right. Except "LaDainian Tomlinson" only exists in that stump you call your head...

 

[h22lude]

Right. Except "LaDainian Tomlinson" only exists in that stump you call your head...

Not sure if this is internet sarcasm or not...but LaDainian Tomlinson (LT) was a football player. Pretty damn good one too. Steelers coach is Mike Tomlin

 

[HoppyDaze]

Right. Except "LaDainian Tomlinson" only exists in that stump you call your head...

It came right off your keyboard brother

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not sure if this is internet sarcasm or not...but LaDainian Tomlinson (LT) was a football player. Pretty damn good one too. Steelers coach is Mike Tomlin

He's having a senior moment

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I enjoy watching Pitt just for the Tomlin meltdown. I need to search out his postgame interview from the weekend loss.

 

[bluemoose]

#beardspittle

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys remember The Shawshank Redemption?

Remember when the siren started wailing after they figured out that Andy Dufresne had hit the bricks? Remember the look on the Wardens face when he saw the front page of the newspaper and realized that he’d been caught pulling his pud? Remember that look on his face?

Ya, that’s it. That look right there!

 

[day_trippr]

It came right off your keyboard brother

No, "LaDainian Tomlinson" didn't. "Tomlinson" did.
Given the obvious context only a lame ass would make a deal out of it...

 

[WI_Wino]

No, "LaDainian Tomlinson" didn't. "Tomlinson" did.
Given the obvious context only a lame ass would make a deal out of it...

Dude, you got owned by the cpa. Suck it up and move on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

There is no way he’s a CPA.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No, "LaDainian Tomlinson" didn't. "Tomlinson" did.
Given the obvious context only a lame ass would make a deal out of it...

I know, I know...I added the 'LaDainian' (lame joke) and I agree that Mike Tomlinson is a choke artist. Wasn't trying to make a lame ass deal out of it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Its funny cuz its still wrong

 

[jlinz]

Bortles is gonna slice up that 29th ranked defense.

 

[jlinz]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bortles is gonna slice up that 29th ranked defense.

Ok... let’s bet