Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Abdul is my new hero.

(Don't just smile when you look at that picture, read his response to ESPN's request to use it.)

 

[smurfjuice]

Abdul is such a cheery lad ...

 

[HoppyDaze]

We got one legged military heroes finishing the race, people who survived the attack, women breaking records...and this absolute POS. What do you ******** post about? Him. I guess this is the obnoxious football threads, but it doesn't make you suck any less.

 

[day_trippr]

Knucklehead, The Boston Marathon discussion is in the Masshole thread.
Pku...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I've got a tax question.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hoppy R Blockhead

 

[stratslinger]

Looks like the Pats are about to pick the Bills pockets for the second offseason in a row. Hope Gillislee works out at least as well in 2017 as Hogan did in 2016!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I've got a tax question.

You cannot claim your mother; I already did.

 

[paulthenurse]

Claim jumper. Parker Schnable would kick your azz.

 

[stratslinger]

And now they extend White and get Butler to sign his tender. It's actually getting embarrassing, how badly they're set to obliterate the league next Fall and Winter...

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe sign AP to the practice squad....

 

[day_trippr]

Getting Butler to sign the tender sheet could be yuge. He's now tradeable. And let's face it, it's all bidness to Bill.
So if there's some chess piece he thinks he could upgrade without taking a hit on D, Butler better keep a bag packed.

That said, I love Butler's speed above all else. That's the reason he knows where the damned ball is and is actually able to do something useful to prevent a reception so often: he has time to look for the ball.

You watch corners without that blaze and to a man they have zero clue where the ball is because they can't afford to look back lest they give up even more separation.

I would seriously miss Butler...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

So, we won't be replacing Bennett with Hernandez then?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Eff that, his 40 time is shti now

 

[Homercidal]

Something something dead ball foul

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Confirmation of a Gisele Lockdown. Poor GOAT. Happens to the best of them.

 

[bob1852]

Eff that, his 40 time is shti now

Season ending neck injury.

 

[HoppyDaze]

How's it hangin folks?

 

[GenIke]

...And he still choked less than the Falcons.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Zing!

 

[motobrewer]

Ahahaha!!

I admit that's pretty solid.

 

[motobrewer]

Bill tied the puppet strings a little too tight on Hernandez.

Needs work, has promise.

 

[bob1852]

Trump: biggest super bowl team attendance ever at the whitehouse

Aide: uh, it's less than 1/2 of last year's attendance

Trump: fake news! This was the yuuuugest!

 

[paulthenurse]

After your first four trips to the White House to get your balls washed by the president it gets kind of old.

But none of your teams would know that.

 

[Homercidal]

So the "Patriots" can't be bothered to show up for a short lunch at the White House?

 

[bluemoose]

Ain't nobody got time for that. No days off!

 

[paulthenurse]

Got a job to do

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ooooph. Pats pulled a brutal schedule for this year.

Can't see anything worse than 14-2 but still.

 

[GenIke]

getting swept by the fins?

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

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