Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Tmdt..... E

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant

 

[GenIke]

Irrelevant and objectively untrue... But I get it, it's May and you dont have any draft picks to be excited about.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!

I like you.

 

[GenIke]

EDIT: Objectively and subjectively untrue.

 

[day_trippr]

About time!

 

[HoppyDaze]

He's going to break his neck

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's gonna break your stupid face

 

[HoppyDaze]

That ***** would get destroyed

 

[paulthenurse]

Not before he breaks the rest of the teams backs and Roger's marsh mellows..

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Gonna need a bigger boat

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[GenIke]

With the immense Karma to be repaid, this curse could be one of those decades long ones. Yikes!

 

[day_trippr]

You mean, every season would end like last season?

Yeah, that'd suck

Anyway...curse or not, I expect Brady to hang up his cleats after this season.
Nothing left to prove, and I believe he has political aspirations.
I think the nearness of this is why Jimmy G is still there...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Not a chance

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh hey, look...Patriots caught cheating again. Yawn

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[Cape Brewing]

Your obsession knows no limits

 

[HoppyDaze]

nah...just came across my twitter feed. Thought it was funny

 

[day_trippr]

"Paging Doctor Bunchen"

As if.

As soon as I saw that story I knew Hoppy would be all over it.
So predictable...

 

[HoppyDaze]

What is that avatar? Are you a fly fisherman? Tie your own?

 

[day_trippr]

"Silver Doctor". I tied it decades ago during my "Classic Salmon Fly" tying phase.
When my eyes were a lot better than now.

My grandfather built my first cane fly rod when I was 6. Caught dinner with it the day he gave it to me.
And my dad was seriously into fly fishing as well. So that die was pretty much cast.
(He was also an EE, and that's where I ended up, too, fwiw).

It's taken me all over the country and a few places around the world...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sweet...I'm hitting the salmon fly hatch on the Deschutes this weekend. I used to chase the hatch all over Montana when I lived there.

your team is still a bunch of cheaters.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whaaaaaat...... thhhhhe.... FUQ!?!?

 

[day_trippr]

LOL! It's ok, Cape. Don't hit the Eject button.
Just a little off-season OT diversion.
It's that, or discuss Giselle's medical qualifications...

[...]your team is still a bunch of cheaters.

That's "Five time World Champions" to you, bub...

 

[bluemoose]

I want to hear about fly fishing as much as I want to hear about Paul's boat.

 

[WI_Wino]

I want to hear about fly fishing as much as I want to hear about Paul's boat.

Is that masshole code for c*ck?

 

[paulthenurse]

I want to hear about fly fishing as much as I want to hear about Paul's boat.

Unkind. Reported.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do you guys think Giz is trying to convince Tom to retire?

 

[Cape Brewing]

So obsessed

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who hasn't used the CTE excuse with the wife? "Honey, I need some peace and quiet!" This is like multiplied ten fold with her and saving the rainforest.

 

[bluemoose]

Best thing for concussions is a wife that is seen and not heard?