Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

28. I just looked it up

Brady has more Super Bowl wins than the Packers do in their history.

Factual statement.

And relevant to this thread.

 

[Paps]

So, it's the same # as the number of times Cape goes down on Brady per month. We can all sleep better now knowing this important info.

 

[user 574]

That's funny cuz it's true

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who's the tickle monster?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jelly

Jelly

Jelly

 

[Paps]

Stop describing your wasteline.
Nobody wants to hear about it.

 

[stratslinger]

Wasteline? Isn't that what they're calling the box office for Jets tickets these days?

 

[day_trippr]

"wasteline"

lol

fwiw, to help fill the void here...hanging at Max's Conch Shack on Long Island in the Bahamas with locals, a few of whom we'd met years ago, who tipped the others that we were from "Bawston".

Next hour was all about the historic Super Bowl LI.
Everyone loved the game regardless of who they usually root for.

You may now return to the usual level of inanity...

 

[GenIke]

That story sucks. You probably have to tell people you're from Maine to prevent your "friends" from spitting in your food.

 

[day_trippr]

It's like playing with puppets here

 

[Paps]

So you play with dolls...nice.

 

[Paps]

Wasteline? Isn't that what they're calling the box office for Jets tickets these days?

Could be.......
I call it "auto-spell" on my phone.
For some reason, it thinks that "with" should always be "28th"
so i'm not suprised it thinks "waistline" should be "wasteline."

 

[stratslinger]

Could be.......
I call it "auto-spell" on my phone.
For some reason, it thinks that "with" should always be "28th"
so i'm not suprised it thinks "waistline" should be "wasteline."

I guess I'm not surprised a guy calling himself "Paps" can't figure out the intricacies of spellcheck...

When's the damn draft already? We need something semi-legit to talk about in here!

 

[Paps]

I guess I'm not surprised a guy calling himself "Paps" can't figure out the intricacies of spellcheck...

Oh....forgive me oh king of fvcktards for not proofreading to YOUR standards. Such a terrible crime i've done by so ruffling your jimmies.
I guess I'm not surprised a Pats fan can't figure out the intricacies of
not being a ******.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh....forgive me oh king of fvcktards for not proofreading to YOUR standards. Such a terrible crime i've done by so ruffling your jimmies.
I guess I'm not surprised a Pats fan can't figure out the intricacies of
not being a ******.

Since you're from Arkansas I read this post in a southern draw (in my head). It's waaay funnier. Actually, it's only funny because of the draw.

Everyone should try reading it in a southern draw...maybe throw in a crying baby or barking dog in the background and sitting on his couch next to his cousin Skeeter. Hilarious.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's "drawl" ya dumb-azz

 

[HoppyDaze]

Like how yer mom drops her drawlz?

 

[bluemoose]

Did you hear about the young Pats fan from Seattle that helped catch the jersey thief? Great story, I guess there are some people in the PNW that enjoy good football.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Like how yer mom drops her drawlz?

I'm surprised you can dress yourself.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You think I dress myself like some peasant?

 

[GenIke]

Oh....forgive me oh king of fvcktards for not proofreading to YOUR standards. Such a terrible crime i've done by so ruffling your jimmies.
I guess I'm not surprised a Pats fan can't figure out the intricacies of
not being a ******.

Roll Tide

 

[Paps]

Since you're from Arkansas I read this post in a southern draw (in my head). It's waaay funnier. Actually, it's only funny because of the draw.

Everyone should try reading it in a southern draw...maybe throw in a crying baby or barking dog in the background and sitting on his couch next to his cousin Skeeter. Hilarious.

You have too much free time don't you.
There's not many people around here at all with southern accents.
The most red-neckish sounding guy i met here was a Mexican,
and there's a large Hindu population here, so it's more like calling tech support instead of a hillbilly/southern accent.

But i will apologise for the Duggars as they supposedly are from around here.

 

[stratslinger]

Oh....forgive me oh king of fvcktards for not proofreading to YOUR standards. Such a terrible crime i've done by so ruffling your jimmies.

I guess I'm not surprised a Pats fan can't figure out the intricacies of

not being a ******.

Wow. I'm actually amazed you didn't throw in an "And you kids stay off of my lawn!" there for good measure.

And I thought Cape was the king of the fvcktards in these parts. Did I get a promotion, or did he get demoted?

 

[Paps]

Pffffth........
Anyone with a brain knows that Cape is the Queen.

 

[stratslinger]

Pffffth........
Anyone with a brain knows that Cape is the Queen.

Pretty sure PTN holds down that title?

 

[Paps]

He's too busy building pizza ovens for that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You have too much free time don't you.
There's not many people around here at all with southern accents.
The most red-neckish sounding guy i met here was a Mexican,
and there's a large Hindu population here, so it's more like calling tech support instead of a hillbilly/southern accent.

But i will apologise for the Duggars as they supposedly are from around here.

liar.

 

[motobrewer]

Ever sit on the can so long your legs fall asleep?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If you meant the curling bench, no.

 

[GenIke]

Ever sit on the can so long your legs fall asleep?

Every day at work, Brother.