Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Maybe when Bizzaro Cape comes back from his self imposed exile to Htrae he'll stop trying to be all PC and sharing nice recipes for tailgating snacks. It's like my friend has turned into Sandra Lee, only without the great rack. Jeezuz, I read his posts and I want to crawl into a warm tub and open a vein.

DAMN YOU, PAPPERS!!!!!!!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Maybe when Bizzaro Cape comes back from his self imposed exile to Htrae he'll stop trying to be all PC and sharing nice recipes for tailgating snacks. It's like my friend had turned into Sandra Lee, only without the great rack. Jeezuz, I read his posts and I want to crawl into a warm tub and open a vein.

DAMN YOU, PAPPERS!!!!!!!

would anyone miss him?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Maybe when Bizzaro Cape comes back from his self imposed exile to Htrae he'll stop trying to be all PC and sharing nice recipes for tailgating snacks. It's like my friend has turned into Sandra Lee, only without the great rack. Jeezuz, I read his posts and I want to crawl into a warm tub and open a vein.



DAMN YOU, PAPPERS!!!!!!!

We all want that

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It is kinda fun tho

 

[day_trippr]

Jeeze, it just keeps getting worse.
http://www.patriots.com/schedule-and-stats/injury-report

If Brady has what the freakishly athletic Collins had, they're fooked...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

are you gonna cry?

 

[paulthenurse]

Their playing the Titans on Sunday. They could beat the Titans with Cape playing quarterback. And I'm not talking about the old, prick Cape. I'm talking about this new namby-pamby Cape.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope the weather is good on Sunday

 

[paulthenurse]

Die. Die. Die!
Finish the GD job. You're already 7/8 of the way there. If I had you in the ICU I'd tell the family how sorry I was and how I'm sure you once were a real firecracker but now that your powder is soaking wet and your wick is limp the best thing we can do is turn the morphine up loud so you don't suffer. Then I'd introduce Mrs Cape to one of the single doctors to help her get over the pain. Maybe give her a Maalox or something. Things would be much better by the end of my shift and back to normal by game time Sunday.

Just do it. For everyone's sake.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just had delicious pizza

 

[WI_Wino]

I just had delicious pizza

DiGiorno's?

 

[slym2none]

He said "delicious", not "disgusting".

 

[bluemoose]

Does anybody else think Ben Rothlisburger from Profootballmock took over Cape's account?

 

[motobrewer]

Does anybody else think Ben Rothlisburger from Profootballmock took over Cape's account?

you should go feng shui the beginners brewing forum. it's a mess over there.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape
Repeat after me... "Cassel sucks. Fitzgerald sucks. Bryant sucks. Ivory sucks. The Cowboys suck. The Jets suck. Jerry Jones sucks. Woody Johnson sucks. Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have the clap. NY Jets cheerleaders are hos."

 

[paulthenurse]

For the love of the schweet Baby Jeezuz and Tom Brady... SAY IT!!!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

PTN sucks

 

[smurfjuice]

I think Cape really likes asparagus ... just saying' ... :beard:

 

[FirstAidBrewing]

Saturday night football. Nice... let's go Jets (read: suck it, Dallas)

 

[paulthenurse]

PTN sucks

********* Rookie Wannabe ^^^^

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm shopping for groceries

 

[paulthenurse]

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Sandra says, "If you buy green icing you can decorate a cake like a football field. Then you can put two jelly beans on the 50 yard line to symbolize your castrated sack. Your guests will LOVE it!"

 

[paulthenurse]

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Too bad you don't have balls anymore. You'd enjoy having them on Pat Patriots cheek.

 

[bluemoose]

I hope those groceries include great tailgate foods.

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope those groceries include great tailgate foods.

Word to the wise. Don't eat the jelly beans on the cake.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pre-game will be Eggs Benedict with a side of Caribbean Jerk Sweet Potato Hash. There will be some little picky stuff just before the game. For post game I made home made stuffed shells and meatballs.

 

[bob1852]

Pre-game will be Eggs Benedict with a side of Caribbean Jerk Sweet Potato Hash. There will be some little picky stuff just before the game. For post game I made home made stuffed shells and meatballs.

I hope your hollandaise sauce breaks.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hollandaise sauce requires eggs. He don't have any. Pappers took them.

 

[day_trippr]

^lol^

That was pretty good

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

So, it appears what SNF has to offer is the NFL Mega Suck Bowl.
And the way Dallas is going they'll be dressing some random fan to be QB before the night is out.

Cheers! (that's entertainment right there...)