Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

I read the transcript of Marshawn Lynch’s press conference. I like that guy, he’s a deep thinker. Reminds me of a lot of you guys.

 

[day_trippr]

Is there a betting line on Lynch passing a drug test?

 

[Kent88]

I read the transcript of Marshawn Lynch’s press conference. I like that guy, he’s a deep thinker. Reminds me of a lot of you guys.

How many times did he just repeat "I'm just here so I don't get fined"?

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[Cape Brewing]

I read the transcript of Marshawn Lynch’s press conference. I like that guy, he’s a deep thinker. Reminds me of a lot of you guys.

Mediocre back at best who had one highlight-worthy run that made him famous. He washed out of the league after not being able to put up any kind of numbers for Oakland and now he’s going to be the savior in Seattle? LOL. Ok... I’ll take that bet. I’m sure he has stayed in perfect football shape since being out of the league though. LOL!

 

[Kent88]

You forgot to add a "Bah! Humbug!" for good measure.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Mediocre back at best who had one highlight-worthy run that made him famous. He washed out of the league after not being able to put up any kind of numbers for Oakland and now he’s going to be the savior in Seattle? LOL. Ok... I’ll take that bet. I’m sure he has stayed in perfect football shape since being out of the league though. LOL!

Obsessed

 

[Cape Brewing]

Obsessed

Hey... Merry Xmas Hoppy. I hope the jolly old
Elf brought you the whole collection of anal beads you asked for.

 

[bob1852]

Hey... Merry Xmas Hoppy. I hope the jolly old
Elf brought you the whole collection of anal beads you asked for.

Those were for yer mom...

 

[day_trippr]

Real mature...

 

[Hophunter]

Mature would be a first for this thread.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey... Merry Xmas Hoppy. I hope the jolly old
Elf brought you the whole collection of anal beads you asked for.

You too, man. I’m working my up to the giant beads that you use.

 

[day_trippr]

Mature would be a first for this thread.

As fresh meat your lack of historical knowledge vis-à-vis this thread is acknowledged...

 

[Hophunter]

As fresh meat your lack of historical knowledge vis-à-vis this thread is acknowledged...

While an infrequent poster due to my affinity for a team not known historically for PEDs and or general cheating but just sucking, I have read up from the very beginning and been following regularly for quite some time.

Anal beads seems to be the avg maturity level here. Unless your post was based in sarcasm, then duly noted.

 

[Rodent]

How many times did he just repeat "I'm just here so I don't get fined"?

I read the transcript of Marshawn Lynch’s press conference. I like that guy, he’s a deep thinker. Reminds me of a lot of you guys.

Is there a betting line on Lynch passing a drug test?

Mediocre back at best who had one highlight-worthy run that made him famous. He washed out of the league after not being able to put up any kind of numbers for Oakland and now he’s going to be the savior in Seattle? LOL. Ok... I’ll take that bet. I’m sure he has stayed in perfect football shape since being out of the league though. LOL!

 

[HoppyDaze]

what a fool

 

[Rodent]

what a fool

you're 100% correct - Lynch is a fool

 

[catdaddy66]

I normally don't post in this thread because I am a bigger college football fan, but this article had a lot of points that I agree with...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...-coach-never-measure-up-don-shula/2748363001/

 

[Rodent]

Shula dreams he could have been 1/3 the genius as is Belichick on one of BB's worst coaching days

Miami was only able to remain undefeated that season because they played a short 13-game season. if they were to have played a full season by today's standards, we'd never be talking about Shula and Miami except in the same sentence when referring to their parity with Tampa Bay and the Houston Oilers

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well, of course...this how most people feel. It doesn't look like it here; because it's mainly NE fans who think the banners mean way more than they actually do.

 

[paulthenurse]

I normally don't post in this thread because I am a bigger college football fan, but this article had a lot of points that I agree with...

“When you think of (Shula), you think 17-0. You think drill sergeant. You think of that stern jaw....”

Jeezus.. I bet you’ve got dolphin **** dripping from your jaw.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shula blows. Every once in a while he crosses
my mind and I get bummed out that he hasn’t been hit by a truck yet.

He’s the only coach more overrated than Lombardi.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You have to give respect to Lombardi. They needed some temporary namespace before they rename the Superbowl Trophy after Bill. Thanks Vinny!

 

[Kent88]

It looks like Shula is kind of on Twitter occasionally:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DonShula

 

[Rodent]

“When you think of (Shula), you think 17-0.

except Shula only managed to get his '72 Fish to a 14-0 record

 

[Kent88]

He's the only coach to have his team win a superb owl after an undefeated season (Thanks, Eli).

It isn't his fault the seasons had fewer games back then.

 

[Rodent]

whatever rationalizing you need to do to make yourself feel ok - fact is he only went 14-0 that year

 

[HoppyDaze]

So insecure

 

[Kent88]

You know, the patriots could've prevented that 14-0 season. They played each other twice.

Instead they got blown out 52-0 in Miami and made it interesting almost a month later, losing 37-21.

 

[bluemoose]

If you don’t like the NFL 100 tonight, you are a heartless azzhole.
Great TV.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Can't! Watching the Art of Coaching

 

[catdaddy66]

“When you think of (Shula), you think 17-0. You think drill sergeant. You think of that stern jaw....”

Jeezus.. I bet you’ve got dolphin **** dripping from your jaw.

Wow! Didn't take you long to pull your pie hole off of the double Kraft/Belicheck knob job. Musta hit your balls.

 

[Rodent]

 

[user 574]

Dumb post

 

[Kent88]

And over half of them are AFC teams.

The AFC sucks.

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CB...MTgxOTAwNDg0Lmh0bWw?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

All class.

 

[HoppyDaze]

He’s a dirt bag. Didn’t need this news story to know that.

 

[bluemoose]

You’re a dirtbag. Didn’t need this thread to know that.

 

[bob1852]

You’re a dirtbag. Didn’t need this thread to know that.

A relevant fact is that without this thread, you wouldn't know he's a dirtbag....just sayin'...

 

[WI_Wino]

Did anyone else notice the packers have the same record as the pats?