Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

It's sad that you probably couldn't legally drink the last time your team won a playoff game.

You're just old and bitter about it apparently.

 

[fosaisu]

Dominican birth certificate is a little questionable.

In which case I should have started my response with "Jesús."

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

class act all the way.

 

[Darwin18]

You're just old and bitter about it apparently.

My birthday was yesterday so yes to both.

 

[user 574]

Eli. He should be the highest paid QB. Dude is the 1st name I think of if I was an owner of a team. Eli and Flacco close second.

 

[Cape Brewing]

class act all the way.

Says the guy who roots for Richard "Adderall" Sherman.

 

[wobrien]

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[paulthenurse]

Eli. He should be the highest paid QB. Dude is the 1st name I think of if I was an owner of a team. Eli and Flacco close second.

You would make Al Davis look sane if you owned a team. Eli's not even the best quarterback named Manning.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Says the guy who roots for Richard "Adderall" Sherman.

Dick Sherman talks trash. Brady commits adultery, leaves the mother of his child for a model and disgraces the sport. He's a real POS

 

[Darwin18]

Don't forget tag teaming Ben Affleck's nanny. Shame!!!!!

 

[stratslinger]

Fan of the team, thoroughly knows the team sucks, yet still a fan of said team.....

Not for nothing, but a lot of us Pats fans have been there.

Granted, it was like 20 years ago.

But Darwin, we feel for you.

 

[the_bird]

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It's even better when it's animated. I'd pay $12 to sit in a movie theater and watch this GIF for two hours.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dick Sherman talks trash. Brady commits adultery, leaves the mother of his child for a model and disgraces the sport. He's a real POS

Hey! Let's not go throwing stones if during the process of slaying Poon he married a girl with those BSC eyes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is there a way to make a GIF a screen saver? For ever

 

[AkBrew907]

Is there a way to make a GIF a screen saver? For ever

http://www.ehow.com/how_5718532_make-gif-screensaver.html

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey! Let's not go throwing stones if during the process of slaying Poon he married a girl with those BSC eyes.

Her stupid face doesn't make Tom Brady less of a POS

 

[Cape Brewing]

Best $42 I ever spent. Should be at my house in a week or so.

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[wobrien]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[AkBrew907]

That's awesome

 

[Darwin18]

Best $42 I ever spent. Should be at my house in a week or so.

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Men's 3XL...Poor Richard Sherman.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfft. Please. Lemme know when you wanna step on a scale big man

 

[Darwin18]

Anytime. $42's for a t-shirt? Are you paying for a circus tent's worth of material?

 

[fosaisu]

$42's for a t-shirt? Are you paying for a circus tent's worth of material?

Like in that song Thrift Store. "$50 for a t-shirt?"

All kidding aside I home Cape isn't of a larger cut, as much of Sherman's face would then be tucked into his armpit (unless that was the point, I guess).

 

[Darwin18]

Thrift Store? ****, I'm getting old.

FWIW I'm not sure I'd trust a rabid Pats fan with an accurate scale measurement anyway.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I was an XL up until recently and now I'm just L. I have gotten into running and am all super jacked now. I might have to go back to XLs though since I'm gonna start splitting shirts with my shoulders.

Between being super jacked, the sweet-ass brewer's beard and the whole brewery thing... Chics just toss panties at me all day these days. And not those big granny-panties... hot thong things... and other kinds that I've never even heard of

 

[HoppyDaze]

running is for sucks

Do you guys think Tom Brady will get divorced for slaying that nanny poon?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, i'm not a fan of running but ya gotta make sacrifices if you wanna look as hot as I do.

Nah... Gisele let's him ride train on nannies if the opportunity arises. What can she say? The guy has four SB rings for Christs sake.

 

[fosaisu]

What can she say? The guy has four SB rings for Christs sake.

And we all know if there's one thing Brazilians care about, it's "American Football."

 

[AkBrew907]

I was an XL up until recently and now I'm just L. I have gotten into running and am all super jacked now. I might have to go back to XLs though since I'm gonna start splitting shirts with my shoulders.

Between being super jacked, the sweet-ass brewer's beard and the whole brewery thing... Chics just toss panties at me all day these days. And not those big granny-panties... hot thong things... and other kinds that I've never even heard of