Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ZmannR2]

Dammit Cowboys. Ughhhhhhhhh and the damn Eagles won too

 

[Homercidal]

All I know is that Bell just KILLED my fantasy chances this week.

What a jerk!

 

[motobrewer]

Damn it's quiet in here!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

We’re on to Tampa Bay

 

[bluemoose]

We don't have much time to reflect with the quick turnaround with a Thursday night game. Getting treatment, walk throughs and such.

 

[GenIke]

When do the Jets and Bills play for control of the AFC east?

 

[jammin]

When do the Jets and Bills play for control of the AFC east?

When your family tree finally grows a branch

 

[day_trippr]

I thought it was when they were done running a train on his mom...

 

[JohnSand]

I think you touched a nerve Ike.

 

[slym2none]

HAHAHAHAHAH, my Cats beat the Patriots!!! Y'all suck, 'cos we suck and we beat you!

 

[bluemoose]

How long until a chiefs fan finds this thread?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha.. right?

 

[JohnSand]

Maybe they don't require self congratulation?
An undefeated first place team is enough.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Like we have said before...

Let us know when “undefeated first place team after Week 4 parade” is. I assume the ring ceremony for that.... I dunno... over the summer maybe?

 

[JohnSand]

Same time as the ceremony for .500 teams.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh trust me... I know. View attachment IMG_8924.jpg

 

[jpakstis]

Pats have the league right where they want it to be. Writing them off and celebrating a new team, this time the Chiefs. Last time we were underdogs behind a supposedly superior team, this happened:

 

[HoppyDaze]

we?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why so uppity?

 

[HoppyDaze]

are the Pats going to win? Will they cover tomorrow?

 

[bluemoose]

Pats probably win, but don't cover. Field goal game with this defense.

 

[GenIke]

Just cashed out my 401k and laid it down on the BUCS BABY!!!!!

 

[triethylborane]

Just cashed out my 401k and laid it down on the BUCS BABY!!!!!

Be sure to 2nd mortgage the home.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dunno... I find it hard to believe the D is going to continue being this bad too much longer.

Not remotely saying the D is suddenly going to be good... but they gotta be at least a little better at some point.

I like the Pats to cover.

It’s too perfect of a sucker bet.

The Pats D is playing atrocious, on the road on a short week. That’s too easy to bet... and those easy bets never seem to work out.

I like the Pats to cover in a low scoring game... the exact opposite of what everyone is likely thinking

 

[HoppyDaze]

They've been one of the hardest team for me to bet. A lot of big spreads ... BTW bet the house on the Rams this weekend, I think. Never know what you'll get from the Hawks these days.

 

[motobrewer]

I wonder what the Pats pass defense is rated.....

 

[day_trippr]

Right now they're rated NSFW

Aaaand we're "Gronkless In Tampa".
Wonderful...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus Tommy. Terrible throw for first pick of the year

 

[motobrewer]

Brady. Hilarious.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... leading the NFL in yards and TDs and then tossing his first pick...

Is... “hilarious”

Is it hard finding work as a clown?

 

[motobrewer]

Ask Brady.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’ll ask your mom

 

[motobrewer]

She'll tell you to ask Brady.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Actually... she’ll just say, “gghggggggggghhg”.

Like she usually does

 

[WI_Wino]

How was that a td? He never touched the ground in the end zone.

This whole game will have an asterisk around it.

 

[jammin]

How was that a td? He never touched the ground in the end zone.

This whole game will have an asterisk around it.

I think you’ve had too much cheese tonight

 

[Cape Brewing]

How was that a td? He never touched the ground in the end zone.

This whole game will have an asterisk around it.

That’s exactly the level of football knowledge we all come to expect from you

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think you’ve had too much cheese tonight

You serious?

 

[WI_Wino]

For reals, if the defender pushed him out of bounds it would not have been a td. Why is it a td if the defender pushed him out of the end zone back into the field of play AND tackled him before he was able to put the ball across the goal line after he touches the ground?

 

[WI_Wino]

And the back to back roughing the passer call at the end of the half is amazing.