Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[WesleyS]

Best $42 I ever spent. Should be at my house in a week or so.

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Would love to see the reactions of Seattle fans as you PASS by them in that shirt.

 

[AkBrew907]

Would love to see the reactions of Seattle fans as you PASS by them in that shirt.

As a Seattle fan I think it's freaking hilarious

 

[GenIke]

I would share my thoughts, but I believe the patriots have bugged this thread.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I was an XL up until recently and now I'm just L. I have gotten into running and am all super jacked now. I might have to go back to XLs though since I'm gonna start splitting shirts with my shoulders.

Between being super jacked, the sweet-ass brewer's beard and the whole brewery thing... Chics just toss panties at me all day these days. And not those big granny-panties... hot thong things... and other kinds that I've never even heard of

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[Cape Brewing]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV2om9YBADI

Nice. Was wondering if someone would catch that

 

[Cape Brewing]

I need to brush up on my exact quotes.... but that's absolutely where i was going

 

[Cape Brewing]

Would love to see the reactions of Seattle fans as you PASS by them in that shirt.

My guess is their reaction would be one of total amazement at pure jacked.

 

[Natdavis777]

Between being super jacked, the sweet-ass brewer's beard and the whole brewery thing... Chics just toss panties at me all day these days. And not those big granny-panties... hot thong things... and other kinds that I've never even heard of

Whale tails... They are calling them whale tails now

 

[user 574]

You would make Al Davis look sane if you owned a team. Eli's not even the best quarterback named Manning.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

cut your losses Skins, get rid of RGIII

 

[Darwin18]

Send him to NY. We need headlines.

 

[bluemoose]

Rg3 for the Jets and Jonny football for the Giants would mean no football off season in the media.

 

[Darwin18]

The Giants are too smart of an organization to do something that stupid. They leave the dumpster fires to us.

 

[fosaisu]

Rg3 for the Jets and Jonny football for the Giants would mean no football off season in the media.

The Giants are too smart of an organization to do something that stupid. They leave the dumpster fires to us.

Agreed! Still can't believe you guys let Tebow slip away to the Eagles. Always a nice feeling to have a backup at the ready that can consistently produce 13 points of NFL offense. Good thing for the Birds their first string QB isn't injury prone ...

 

[Darwin18]

Don't forget Sanchez. He hasn't looked that terrible for Philly, and he's likely going to be starting by the mid-point of the season. Things starting going downhill when we chased Pennington out of town and we haven't hit rock bottom yet.

 

[finsfan]

we haven't hit rock bottom yet.

That's the spirit! The Jets always have room to improve being terrible.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape!

TBT...

https://www.facebook.com/TheNewEnglandPatriotsNation/videos/649743191803885/

Know you'll like this.

 

[GenIke]

Hey Cape!

TBT...

https://www.facebook.com/TheNewEnglandPatriotsNation/videos/649743191803885/

Know you'll like this.

Wow, its actually sorta neat to see the earliest days of spygate taking shape and the birth of decade long system institutionalized cheating.

And even when he was young and strong, tom still only threw passes eight yards downfield! Thanks for sharing!

 

[paulthenurse]

And he won Super Bowls. Can't forget that part

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

And he won Super Bowls. Can't forget that part

he did not win the Super Bowls, he was just the qb. Actually the fg kicker won the Super Bowl. I wonder how many bugs were in the Rams locker room.

 

[Natdavis777]

Man that just reminds me how much I hated listening to Madden commentate. Collinsworth is coming close to surpassing.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm wondering how many bugs are up your arse?

 

[fosaisu]

I'm wondering how many bugs are up your arse?

Epic burn (and in British, no less)!

 

[Natdavis777]

Nm

 

[GenIke]

Oh snap

 

[day_trippr]

he did not win the Super Bowls, he was just the qb. Actually the fg kicker won the Super Bowl.

Wow. That is so effin' stupid I think it gave me Ebola

I wonder how many bugs were in the Rams locker room.

42.
Duh.

Cheers! (seriously, take a pill or something)

 

[HoppyDaze]

I was thinking 11.4 or less

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahaha! Speaking of That's Totally Hoppy...

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/superbowls/player/passing

My favorite:

Most Passes Completed, Game
37 Tom Brady, New England vs. Seattle, XLIX

Think PSI had anything to do with that particular record?

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Goodell will be history before the 2016 season begins.

Cheers! (Bank it...)

 

[GenIke]

Ahahahaha! Speaking of That's Totally Hoppy...

http://www.nfl.com/superbowl/records/superbowls/player/passing

My favorite:

Most Passes Completed, Game
37 Tom Brady, New England vs. Seattle, XLIX

Think PSI had anything to do with that particular record?

Cheers!

Brady also holds the record for most passes completed under 8 yards in a super bowl with 37