Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

When is cape NOT on his knees?

 

[BamaProud]

 

[Cape Brewing]

When is cape NOT on his knees?

When I’m skull-bangin’ your dad.

Tell that dude at least wash his dentures before he tucks you in.

Cuz.... that’s gross

 

[motobrewer]

Aww, cape's overcompensating. Cute.

And, the only thing getting skull-banged is your QB.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aww, cape's overcompensating. Cute.

And, the only thing getting skull-banged is your QB.

.... and your dad

 

[Cape Brewing]

Never in doubt

 

[bluemoose]

Another dominating performance for YOUR New England Patriots!

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah, dominating win against deshaun watson. I mean that NE defense just looks unbeatable

 

[motobrewer]

Oh hell....now we have Romo effing calling this game!?

 

[Cape Brewing]

yeah, dominating win against deshaun watson. I mean that ne defense just looks unbeatable

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[Cape Brewing]

Maybe the Pats D isnt that awesome... but know who’s D apparently is? The Titans.

Stingy

TOUGH to score on

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thug

 

[HoppyDaze]

bless Richard Sherman. Rooting for Tennessee.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers look good too.

Bengals are a perennial powehouse

 

[Cape Brewing]

bless Richard Sherman. Rooting for Tennessee.

So bandwagon

 

[HoppyDaze]

I don't blindly root for a team regardless of their countless indiscretions like some people around here

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hate Cowboys fans too.

Women beaters

 

[bluemoose]

Seahawks defense is like a steel curtain.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lace curtain.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Looks like they just don't have itView attachment DJxCHOQW4AEI_Z2.jpg

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Seahawks are like the Jets of the NFC... only they have the added insult of the NFC being terrible

 

[motobrewer]

Packers look good too.

Bengals are a perennial powehouse

On point

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

When it comes to winning the game GB believes in their kicker. Have a seat Aaron.

 

[motobrewer]

Yawn these dominating games are boring to watch

 

[paulthenurse]

Aaron Rodgers first overtime win today.

So cute.

 

[motobrewer]

Aaron Rodgers first overtime win today.

So cute.

To be fair, he usually doesn't need 5 quarters to dominate.

Sorry Brady can't to it in regular time.

 

[paulthenurse]

So Hoppy,

Three penalties? On one play? ONE GUY GETS THEE PENALTIES ON ONE FRIGGIN' PLAY?

Three game suspension?

 

[motobrewer]

Hoppy! Al Michaels just said beast mode runs harder than anyone!!!

You must be so proud.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So Hoppy,

Three penalties? On one play? ONE GUY GETS THEE PENALTIES ON ONE FRIGGIN' PLAY?

Three game suspension?

Seattle Strong.

 

[user 574]

When it comes to winning the game GB believes in their kicker. Have a seat Aaron.

Basic odds management. I had to explain it to my girlfriend...

 

[HoppyDaze]

So Hoppy,

Three penalties? On one play? ONE GUY GETS THEE PENALTIES ON ONE FRIGGIN' PLAY?

Three game suspension?

I hope. That dude is a piece of **** and I hope he gets hit by a bus

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya think the Seahawks are going to draft a qb with their first round pick?

Probably makes sense

 

[motobrewer]

Oh man. Hoppy bitching about Sherman!??!

We've...come full circle.

And we all know what circle that is.

It's...almost...wheel-like.....

 

[motobrewer]

I hope. That dude is a piece of **** and I hope he gets hit by a bus

Seahawks need to beat someone meaningful so Goodell can complete the Wheel of Stupidity. It's a big hit with people new to the league that are bad at math and logic.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Basic odds management. I had to explain it to my girlfriend...

Yea. Why gain confidence on stepping on another teams throat and risk scarring Rodgers with not being able to score in a tense no meaning regular season game? It is Cincy.

 

[motobrewer]

Yea. Why gain confidence on stepping on another teams throat and risk scarring Rodgers with not being able to score in a tense no meaning regular season game? It is Cincy.

Ahhhhahhahaahhahaahahha!!!!!!!



Haaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

Sherman's biggest mistake was not taking the Patriots deal and getting off the sinking ship that is Seattle...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sherman's biggest mistake was not taking the Patriots deal and getting off the sinking ship that is Seattle...

... probably allergic to jewelry

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He probably got the best he could expect out of exploring the possibility. You know, visiting Patriot Place and seeing the 5 Superbowl trophies.

 

[motobrewer]

god damn this guy is dumber than lebowski.

These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink.

http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-thinks-drinking-a-lot-of-water-prevents-sunbu-1818625600