Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

But he throws a mean touchdown. A lot of them.

 

[bob1852]

god damn this guy is dumber than lebowski.



http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-thinks-drinking-a-lot-of-water-prevents-sunbu-1818625600

Jesus Christ....

And you didn't even include the alkalinity comment.

He's as bad as the food babe....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He went to a midwest state school. It's a good choice for football or animal husbandry. It's a safe bet that everyone else is smarter than you if you attended a midwest school for any other career choice. But yea there are a lot of people dumber than me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you guys see who is leading the league in passing TDs, passing yards, super bowl rings, and has the fewest picks?

 

[bob1852]

Nope. I just pay attention to number of knees taken.

And Cape is the GOAT for that...

 

[bluemoose]

Tom will be 45 and guys will be saying, " see, see I told you he would decline!" Stats will still be better than Aaron Rodgers.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you guys see who is leading the league in passing TDs, passing yards, super bowl rings, and has the fewest picks?

I bet he couldn't do that behind this OL

 

[bluemoose]

I remember years when we had that offensive line.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Someone in here argued with me when I said how huge of a mistake it was to trade perennial pro-bowl center Max Unger for fvcking Jimmy Graham. What a joke...

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s less fun when you make put down the Seahawks yourself.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet he couldn't do that behind this OL

I’m not even making fun or talking trash but... that picture is tremendous

 

[bluemoose]

O line is really important. Pats have gotten away with marginal o-lines because Tom gets the ball out so quick. Especially to slot receivers. Gotta have a better line to push the ball down field to the burners like cooks and Dorset.

 

[day_trippr]

I bet he couldn't do that behind this OL

They aren't doing it right. Weebles aren't supposed to fall down...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think they hate Russel Wilson and they want him to die.

 

[day_trippr]

So, what makes them different from everyone else?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well Hoppy.... you have to look on the bright side and at least appreciate that WE’LL all still be happy when the Pats win it again this year too.

 

[bob1852]

I think they hate Russel Wilson and they want him to die.

Or someone on the defensive line started singing the national anthem...

 

[bob1852]

Hoppy, I found your shirt.

 

[day_trippr]

Russel Wilson is the reincarnation of Doug Flutie but without the skills.

Aaanyway...I'd love to see the Cardinals beat the snot out of Jerry's Kids tonight.
Yup. That would be good

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’m sure the Cowboys would like to “beat” the Cardinals tonight.

Ehhh?? See what I did there?

 

[day_trippr]

 

[GenIke]

When bottled water ran out, Gillette Stadium charged fans $4.50 for tap water

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

No sunburns.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was for Texan fans... Pats fans were drinking beer

 

[motobrewer]

f--k this new format. Also cape.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Your mom's name ain't Format and she ain't new.

 

[smurfjuice]

Wheew

 

[paulthenurse]

Not a fan of the new format either.

Big fan of Moto's Mom, even if she's a little worn and ragged.

 

[smurfjuice]

Still has all her teeth

 

[Cape Brewing]

New format took me about ten minutes to get used to and now I like it better.

My assumption is it would take the intellectually challenged a bit longer to come around on it.

 

[WI_Wino]

Wtf is the new format?

 

[day_trippr]

They never have good teams on Thursday Night Football

 

[WI_Wino]

They never have good teams on Thursday Night Football

I agree. Tonight there's only one good team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wtf is the new format?

You probably can’t see on your Jitterbug phone.

 

[day_trippr]

Hmm...HBT on my various 'Droids looks same as always.
Was there an iFruit app update?

 

[motobrewer]

New format took me about ten minutes to get used to and now I like it better.

My assumption is it would take the intellectually challenged a bit longer to come around on it.

I get that you AARP members need big pictures to help you work these things, but most people don't.

 

[bob1852]

Hmm...HBT on my various 'Droids looks same as always.
Was there an iFruit app update?

This!

 

[WI_Wino]

Da bears still suck.

 

[day_trippr]

Woof. Packers are dropping like flies tonight.
I'm ok with it...

 

[motobrewer]

Woof. Packers are dropping like flies tonight.

I'm ok with it...

Keep barkin'.