Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Why do posts from Dolphins fans suck so hard?

 

[bluemoose]

At least we don't have to deal with any posts from Giants fans, they all get intercepted.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I do miss the Browns fans though... They were fun for the three days they showed up.

How 'bout that Johnny Football ehh?? Lookin' sollllllllid.

 

[GenIke]

I'm a Packers guy myself.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here's a list of people who care:

 

[GenIke]

Your list didnt show up...?

 

[wobrien]

Seeing Chris Christie hi-fiving jerry jones was floccing nauseating. How does one initiate a recall vote?

 

[HoppyDaze]

here's a list of people who care:

its funny because there's no one after the colon!! Even big Ben would get that

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tits

 

[wobrien]

Sorry Pats fans, but 'Pot Roast' just guaranteed that the Broncos will win the Super Bowl

 

[bluemoose]

its funny because there's no one after the colon!! Even big Ben would get that

Most Fins fans come after the colon, if you know what I mean.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Most Fins fans come after the colon, if you know what I mean.

You know, you gotta step up your game...you're making the Patty fans from down south look like Mensa members, no easy task.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You know, you gotta step up your game...you're making the Patty fans from down south look like Mensa members, no easy task.

yeah, because your material is so intellectually stimulating. Batch 104 is going to suck.

 

[jbaysurfer]

yeah, because your material is so intellectually stimulating. Batch 104 is going to suck.

I'm gonna let that slide since I can understand how invoking Mensa would offend you.

 

[HoppyDaze]

are you claiming Mensa?

 

[jbaysurfer]

Wow. I knew you were stupid, but reading comprehension clearly isn't part of the curriculum at University of Oregon.

oh...wait.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you keep talking about Mensa so I figured you were trying to hint at something. "look at me, I'm so smart. I've brewed 103 batches of beer! What you got?"

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ Obviously completely out of material.

 

[wobrien]

Maybe he meant MRSA?

 

[jbaysurfer]

Patriots Facility Treated for MRSA

 

[HoppyDaze]

^ Obviously completely out of material.

your batch count is all the material anyone needs, forever.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Yawn. Slow day up there in the sticks eh? Farmersonly.com misses you!

 

[bluemoose]

It must be exhausting rooting against the Pats every year in the playoffs.

 

[bluemoose]

You know, you gotta step up your game...you're making the Patty fans from down south look like Mensa members, no easy task.

Eh, it's a more educated poop joke. It's funny, cause I'm calling you an a$$hole.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Eh, it's a more educated poop joke. It's funny, cause I'm calling you an a$$hole.

Oh thanks for the explanation. Good jokes always require them. Oh...wait.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shhhhh... fans of playoff-bound teams are talking now.

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ Mostly talking to me. Welcome back Cape, the JV squad was really screwing the pooch there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"mostly"??

 

[jbaysurfer]

Yes. As in: "The Patriots success is "mostly" attributable to institutionalized cheating and compromising pictures of Roger Goodell."

 

[bob1852]

I'd say the Patriots success is "mostly" attributed to Tom Brady.

But that's just me, as a Patriot hater who also can accept facts.