Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Relevant ^^^^ fact.

 

[user 574]

Yeah, that Vinatieri field goal rates up there pretty high

 

[slym2none]

You couldn't. The Patriots played in the best game ever, and it was not against the Panthers, that's for damn sure.

Just wait for the Superbowl...

 

[bluemoose]

That's cute. You think your little expansion team is going to the Super Bowl. That's precious.

 

[WI_Wino]

That's cute. You think your little expansion team is going to the Super Bowl. That's precious.

Almost as rich as fan of an AFL team calling any other team an "expansion" team. Please.

 

[bluemoose]

Leather helmet fan, huh?

 

[day_trippr]

Everyone knows cape got banned, right?

Is it that time of year already?

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Know what Cape and Sergio Brown have in common?

 

[WI_Wino]

Insecure with your team's recent arrival to the NFL?

 

[slym2none]

That's cute. You think your little expansion team is going to the Super Bowl. That's precious.

Your attitude is adorable...

Go Cardiac Cats!

 

[paulthenurse]

Know what Cape and Sergio Brown have in common?

Washed up has been's who once had a position of some authority regarding TMDTOTM but have now been banished to the hinterlands?

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh. Sorry Cape. I meant to just think that.


Bad thumb!! Bad! Stop that!

 

[Darwin18]

Your attitude is adorable...

Go Cardiac Cats!

Dude, it's "Cardiac Pack", and that's because they routinely come close to beating top national programs but almost always fall short.

 

[Darwin18]

you've made multiple people want to shoot you in the face.

Whoa bro, whoa. This is a safe space and now I'm not feeling so safe. Someone should run off and tell a mod or something.

 

[GenIke]

^^comment reported

 

[jstaas]

^^reported unnecessary reporting.

 

[bluemoose]

^^Reporting that the Patriots are winning the Super Bowl this year.

Boom, back on track.

 

[bluemoose]

Dude, it's "Cardiac Pack", and that's because they routinely come close to beating top national programs but almost always fall short.

Give him a break, clearly he began watching football earlier this year.

 

[HoppyDaze]

paramedics in my office. Client just had a seizure midst an argument over a partnership buy-out. That's a new one for me.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

'tis the season for stress.

 

[paulthenurse]

A real seizure or a "I'm going to throw myself on the floor and try to manipulate things to my advantage" seizure?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Real question is: Did Hoppy drop the Big Mac he was eating to help the client?

 

[day_trippr]

Real question is: Did Hoppy drop the Big Mac he was eating to help the client?

Nah - he was too busy telling us about how he just killed some random guy...

Cheers!

 

[Mongrel]

Nah - he was too busy telling us about how he just killed some random guy...

Cheers!

The guy just wanted someone to witness his seizure so he could get his weed card.

 

[HoppyDaze]

A for realz seizure. I suspect she has an eating disorder. She told the medics that she's getting over being sick and her blood pressure was super low.

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - what?! The "client" was a "she"?

Ok, so you tried to slay some poon in the office and she stroked out
Nice work!

Cheers! ("Bad Hoppy. Bad BAD Hoppy!" )

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey, I gotta be me

 

[paulthenurse]

He wasn't trying to slay the poon until she started seizing. Then, never one to miss an opportunity, he jumped on her and had a wild ride. When the medics showed up the two of them were sharing a smoke.

 

[motobrewer]

he's mad because it's true...he's probably the one who reported the comment. Epic pvssy

Pfft. Racist.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just talked to Cape. He's having a tough day.

http://youtu.be/HpgDVlKdlwI

 

[HoppyDaze]

Enough about Cape, he's a sociopath. Plus on time out

 

[slym2none]

Dude, it's "Cardiac Pack", and that's because they routinely come close to beating top national programs but almost always fall short.

Nope, the Panthers earned the nickname Cardiac Cats in their 2003 season.

But I know where you're coming from... UNC TarHeels all the way, baby! And please, Massholes, g'head and call me a bandwagon jumper on the UNC mens basketball program, too. I was only born into that.

*ROFLMMFAO*

 

[slym2none]

Give him a break, clearly he began watching football earlier this year.

You are adorable...

 

[bluemoose]

He called me adorable twice. Someone has a crush!

 

[smurfjuice]

Just talked to Cape. He's having a tough day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HpgDVlKdlwI

Should we bring him cake or sumpthin' ?? ...

 

[wobrien]

Should we bring him cake or sumpthin' ?? ...

Baked ziti so he can warm it up later. Probably a lot of folks bringing him food.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope, the Panthers earned the nickname Cardiac Cats in their 2003 season.



But I know where you're coming from... UNC TarHeels all the way, baby! And please, Massholes, g'head and call me a bandwagon jumper on the UNC mens basketball program, too. I was only born into that.



*ROFLMMFAO*

Dude,
The Massholes in here couldn't POSSIBLY care less about your basketball fixation. You've got a chub watching future insurance salesmen shag ass up and down a court. College basketball. Please.

Why not grow s pair and start watching girls softball.

 

[slym2none]

Dude,
The Massholes in here couldn't POSSIBLY care less about your basketball fixation. You've got a chub watching future insurance salesmen shag ass up and down a court. College basketball. Please.

Why not grow s pair and start watching girls softball.

That's just precious...

 

[TBC]

I've been watching this thread for a bit and there hasn't been much football talk lately. So for all the massholes out there. ENJOY!!!l

 

[DakotaRules]

Go Vikings! Skol bitches!
Go Pats! Free Cape, Free Cape, Free Cape, Free Cape! He's much funnier than any of you whining bitches. At least he can defend his team with passion.