Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Ya gotta love this Jonas Gray story, no matter what team you root for.

Best line I've read yet:

Q: "Where are all the Colts defenders in the photo?"
A: "The Pats OL threw them out of the club!"

Cheers!

Which one of the Jonas brothers is he again?

 

[HoppyDaze]

The big black one

 

[Cape Brewing]

So racist


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[h22lude]

So racist


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

It isn't racist if it is true...

 

[day_trippr]

Blount signs a two year deal with the New England Patriots in yet another display of team brilliance in maintaining their status as The Most Dominating Team Of The Millenium.

As there's a chance of the Steelers actually making the playoffs - which run through Foxboro - how much do you think those Pittsburg nitwits are regretting their little counter-tantrum now?

Aahahahahahahahhaha!

On other news, there shall be a bloodbath in Oakland tonight.
May be the first NFL game ever stopped due to TKO...

Cheers! (I loves me some Blount! )

 

[bluemoose]

Slow clap for Oakland.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[h22lude]

Thank you Oakland for putting the Pats another game ahead in the AFC.

 

[finsfan]

KC smacked around NE; Oakland beat KC; therefore, Oakland > NE.

Science.

 

[day_trippr]

Of course

Anyway, that was an apt demonstration of why you have to play the game. Kudos to Oakland for picking tonight to get off the schnide and take down a potential playoff contender, against any reasonable odds.

'Course, that might be the only win of their season, but I'd be ok with that

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

Anyway, that was an apt demonstration of why you have to play the game.

Here's a guy who really knows how to break down a game. Joe Buck ain't got nothing on you.

 

[bluemoose]

Oh shti, you know what this means...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Remember when those Browns fans hung out for about an hour?

That was fun.

 

[bluemoose]

So home field through the playoffs huh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was there ever any real doubt?

Ooooo... good thing you said that, I have to pay for my playoff tickets... got the invoice a week ago.

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy Happy?

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

That's what I was waiting for!

That's so f'n Hoppy!

 

[jbaysurfer]

Are the Massholes rooting for the Fins on Sunday? I wouldn't if I were you. I read a poll where the fans say they are.

 

[bluemoose]

Hoping for six feet of snow in Denver.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are the Massholes rooting for the Fins on Sunday? I wouldn't if I were you. I read a poll where the fans say they are.

How do you find the time to brew THAT many batches AND post this this thread??

(starting the slow clab for jbaysurfer)

Well done man... well done

 

[HoppyDaze]

The freakin wheel of awesome!

 

[jbaysurfer]

How do you find the time to brew THAT many batches AND post this this thread??

(starting the slow clab for jbaysurfer)

Well done man... well done

I'll assume you meant clap, and while I'm flattered, if I'm going to get the clap I'll probably look for another, prettier, partner to transmit it to me.

 

[user 574]

Jeezus Massholes. Stop yapping and act like you've been there before. Oh wait I forgot, it's been a decade.

 

[GenIke]

Im a BIG Patriots fan (this week).

 

[motobrewer]

Hoppy's wheel of stupidity. Such a classic.

 

[h22lude]

Are the Massholes rooting for the Fins on Sunday? I wouldn't if I were you. I read a poll where the fans say they are.

Massholes, clever.

I'm hoping for a tie but if someone is going to win I would want it to be the Fins. They aren't competition. Putting Denver another game back is the best option.

Jeezus Massholes. Stop yapping and act like you've been there before. Oh wait I forgot, it's been a decade.

Another clever person using masshole.

By "been there before" I can assume you mean play in the Super Bowl. Just wanted to check because if I remember correctly, the Pats played in the Super Bowl 2 years ago. Do you realize a decade is 10 years right?

 

[bob1852]

So the measure of success is merely playing in the Superbowl now? Who are you? Buffalo?

 

[motobrewer]

So the measure of success is merely playing in the Superbowl now? Who are you? Buffalo?

Patriots are the new buffalo.

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta say, it's fun watching all the non-Patriots fans squirming these days over their recognition of the awesome power that is The New England Football Patriots. :rockin:

Especially of teams that will be sitting at home on Superbowl Sunday.

Yup. Fun times.

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Pfft. I love watching pats fans relive the glory days of 2004. 2004! A solid decade of losing.

 

[day_trippr]

Phhht. You want to play?

We'll match our 5 SB appearances with three wins since 2000 over the Pack's one appearance. Not to mention the multitude of conference championships vs GB.

There's no way that Green Bay wins any stats contest over the last 15 years against the Patriots.
Maybe you'd have better luck going head-to-head against Miami?

Cheers!