Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

And the Cards just keep on winning...

 

[user 574]

And the Cards just keep on winning...

Agree. Haven't had chance to watch them yet but somethings going on there. They keep it going and get home field with that D...

 

[motobrewer]

Christ the packers are boring to watch.

 

[motobrewer]

Whoa, Nellie! SeaChix and Bronkettes both dropped?



Niiiice!



It's been a good day already!



Can't wait for the Brady Bunch to put a whooping on the Cromagnon and his buds. :rockin:



Just have to sit through all these undercard games...



Cheers!

Jesus, how many cutsie names can you come up with!? Do you come up with these names with your dollys during your tea parties?!

 

[paulthenurse]

Isn't this about the time when Dandy Don Meredith would start to sing "Turn out the lights?"

 

[day_trippr]

Jesus, how many cutsie names can you come up with!? Do you come up with these names with your dollys during your tea parties?!

Pipe down, 7 and 3. Those cutsie teams name themselves

Anyway, onto much more important topics:

So how 'bout those New England Patriots!
That was some serious ground-pounding domination right there.
Take away that outtanowhere Brady gift to end the first half and the score would have been 49-13.

Gronk's clearly been enjoying the game - planting a CB in the camera pit on one play and shaking off a few blue fleas on the way to the end zone on the next.

Love it!

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That's a bad hightlight reel for Adams. First he slaps at Gronk as a tackle and then gets clocked.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At no point was there even a question


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[day_trippr]

How totally jacked do you think the Patriots are feeling right now?

Gotta feel sorry for Detroit...

Cheers!

 

[jammin]

Jonas Gray.. hory chit

 

[Mongrel]

And the Cards just keep on winning...

Cards are tough as hell this year, but...we'll see how that goes next Sunday

 

[day_trippr]

Stat of the Week:

Week 11 rushing touchdowns by Jonas Gray: 4
Week 11 rushing touchdowns by the entire rest of the NFL: 4

Whaaaat?

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats are just gonna prison rape everyone through the playoffs


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[bob1852]

Cards are tough as hell this year, but...we'll see how that goes next Sunday

It wouldn't surprise me if the Cards drop 5 of their last 6 and back right into the playoffs.

 

[Mongrel]

It wouldn't surprise me if the Cards drop 5 of their last 6 and back right into the playoffs.

I'll be rooting for you on Dec 28th.

 

[bob1852]

I'll be rooting for you on Dec 28th.

Why? What am I doing on the 28th?

 

[Mongrel]

Why? What am I doing on the 28th?

Check the Cards schedule

 

[bob1852]

Check the Cards schedule

I think you may be mistaken. I don't actually play for the Cardinals. Rooting for me isn't going to help with anything.

 

[day_trippr]

Awk...ward...

Anyway...Pats action opens a touchdown up against Lions.
Seriously? Only 6 points?

I'm usually amazed at how right Vegas gets the games (though they totally blew the premier game of the week sky high, and I hope they lost their left nuts) but how do you only favor the Pats by 6, at home, against Detroit?

It's a mystery...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Do the Eagles play tonight?

 

[user 574]

Awk...ward...

Anyway...Pats action opens a touchdown up against Lions.
Seriously? Only 6 points?

I'm usually amazed at how right Vegas gets the games (though they totally blew the premier game of the week sky high, and I hope they lost their left nuts) but how do you only favor the Pats by 6, at home, against Detroit?

It's a mystery...

Cheers!

Seriously though; probably because they tanked it in AZ against that tough defense and are going to be on their game next week. And they're not a bad team so you aint going give double digits

 

[bluemoose]

Jonas Gray just runs harder than other guys!


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[motobrewer]

Must be a lot of "accounting" that needs to be done up in Oregon....

 

[Darwin18]

Awk...ward...

Anyway...Pats action opens a touchdown up against Lions.
Seriously? Only 6 points?

I'm usually amazed at how right Vegas gets the games (though they totally blew the premier game of the week sky high, and I hope they lost their left nuts) but how do you only favor the Pats by 6, at home, against Detroit?

It's a mystery...

Cheers!

6 points is generous considering the Lions have the #1 ranked total defense (#5 vs Pass / #1 vs Run) and Megatron. Pats will probably still win because the refs refuse to call blatant contact beyond 10 yards on Revis, but it should be close depending on what version of Matthew Stafford shows up.

 

[jbaysurfer]

6 points is generous considering the Lions have the #1 ranked total defense (#5 vs Pass / #1 vs Run) and Megatron. Pats will probably still win because the refs refuse to call blatant contact beyond 10 yards on Revis, but it should be close depending on what version of Matthew Stafford shows up.

Also number 1 overall in points against, and very strong up the middle, Brady's least favorite place to be pressured from.

I wouldn't bet against the Pats, but the Lions are the class of the league on defense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy crap... That's adorable... everyone coming together.... dreaming up make-believe ways the Pats might lose.

"And then... Green Bay is going to open a roster spot for a wizard!! And he's going to cast a spell on the evvvvvil Patriots! And then the Packers will magically win!"

LOL. You goofy bastids crack me up.


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[Darwin18]

A very serious question here. Can anyone stand Joe Buck? Why the hell does he have a job? He's an awful, awful announcer and probably even worse human being.

 

[day_trippr]

Holy crap... That's adorable... everyone coming together.... dreaming up make-believe ways the Pats might lose.

"And then... Green Bay is going to open a roster spot for a wizard!! And he's going to cast a spell on the evvvvvil Patriots! And then the Packers will magically win!"

LOL. You goofy bastids crack me up.

Seriously.
It's like they haven't been watching Redzone.

Cheers!

 

[jafo28]

A very serious question here. Can anyone stand Joe Buck? Why the hell does he have a job? He's an awful, awful announcer and probably even worse human being.

I think Cris Collinsworth is worse. Here's a guy who can't start a sentence without saying here's a guy. I'd rather listen to a drunk monkey doing sign language.

 

[bob1852]

I "heard" that post in Collingsworth's voice. Thanks, *******.