Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Homercidal]

I'd be more scared of Green Bay at this point than NE, although both seem to have found their sea legs now. It will be a good game one way or another.

Detroit still needs GB to lose I think. Maybe GB will get spanked by the Vikings this week...



HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[the_bird]

Don't worry. Green Bay's got a loss coming up on November 30th.

 

[motobrewer]

Holy crap... That's adorable... everyone coming together.... dreaming up make-believe ways the Pats might lose.

"And then... Green Bay is going to open a roster spot for a wizard!! And he's going to cast a spell on the evvvvvil Patriots! And then the Packers will magically win!"

LOL. You goofy bastids crack me up.


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i think they were talking about the Lions.

cocaine's a hell of a drug.

 

[motobrewer]

thugs:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11886800/ricardo-lockette-seattle-seahawks-ejected-throwing-punch

 

[HoppyDaze]

that kind of post makes me wish I could give people aids.

 

[the_bird]

^^ Just go bareback next time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I did with yer mom! heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyooooooooooo!

In your face!

 

[motobrewer]

must be a lull in all the "accounting" going on in Oregon

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm billing you for this...

 

[motobrewer]

http://fansided.com/2014/11/16/packers-aaron-rodgers-breaks-tom-bradys-record/

 

[Cape Brewing]

i think they were talking about the Lions.



cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Yes I know. It didn't need to be the team that was just mentioned to illustrate my... Oh never mind. It'll take me an hour to explain it to you.


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[Cape Brewing]

Which record is that? Most Unnamed Boyfriends?


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[motobrewer]

you realize by saying that you're also implying the fact that brady had unnamed boyfriends.

 

[motobrewer]

...and that brady has more unnamed boyfriends than Manti Te'o....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your inner Hoppy is showing through.


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[Cape Brewing]

Hehehehehe. Sergio Brown is Gronk's btich.

Btich is lucky they weren't at Lambeau.... he wouldn'a ended up in the third row.

How awesome would that call be from Collinsworth?

"Here's a guy who ran his mouth a little too much so Gronk picked him up and tossed him into the third row"

I wonder if that would be a suspension. Can you get suspended for tossing an opposing player into the stands?


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[the_bird]

"That's why I took him, and I threw him out of the club!"

 

[day_trippr]

As awesome as that play was, I hope Gronk thinks it was still worth it when the Commish hands out the weekly dunnings to the NFL Players Pension Fund...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

That GIF doesn't show the best part though... When Brown is laid out, crucifix style, against the camera base.


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[motobrewer]

Btich is lucky they weren't at Lambeau.... he wouldn'a ended up in the third row.

I'm digging this love affair you have with Green Bay. It's pretty cute.

 

[Darwin18]

Wow, a Pats player acting like an ass and not drawing an unnecessary roughness foul? Oh and Pats fans loving it. Slurp slurp. What a surprise.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow, a Pats player acting like an ass and not drawing an unnecessary roughness foul? Oh and Pats fans loving it. Slurp slurp. What a surprise.....

He got a 15 yard personal foul.

There is cool game called "football" here in the US. You should try watching it. You might enjoy it.



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[motobrewer]

you know what happens when you ASSume.....



...you become a petty, jealous, hateful ********* (aka, jets fan).

 

[Darwin18]

It's true.

 

[bluemoose]

Got 15 for taunting too. Course it's worth the penalty to bitch slap a dude like that. Reminds me of the old circus act, midget throwing.


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[bluemoose]

Sorry, that was insensitive, little people throwing.


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[day_trippr]

Ya gotta love this Jonas Gray story, no matter what team you root for.

Best line I've read yet:

Q: "Where are all the Colts defenders in the photo?"
A: "The Pats OL threw them out of the club!"

Cheers!

 

[Darwin18]

Good for Gray. It's hard to not appreciate practice squad guys who take their shot and dominate like he did.

 

[h22lude]

Wow, a Pats player acting like an ass and not drawing an unnecessary roughness foul? Oh and Pats fans loving it. Slurp slurp. What a surprise.....

Wow, a Jets fan not knowing the facts. What a surprise.

He got two penalties for that and yes I did love it. If you are going to talk ****, you need to back it up. He didn't back it up.

 

[bluemoose]

Think the Jets will hire Rob Ryan as their next head coach?


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