Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[firerat]

no no no... let's accept your facts. So you're saying that his passing stats are about the same, yet he did it with no running game... so he was in a very pass heavy offense and did about the same as Wilson did in a very run heavy offense? He must be GOOD! *facepalm*

You're inability to understand how lack of a running game will effect your passing game shows your true knowledge of football.

You guys just keep out doing one another.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Dumbest comment of the week. Congrats! You win another season of disappointment and irrelevance.

As do you.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I win. Suck it, losers.

 

[firerat]

I win. Suck it, losers.

Give it up for Hoppy, winner of...um...

WTF did you win?

 

[finsfan]

Look at that. Everybody in Miami showed up for practice today. No cry babies on our team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ahhhhh.


Sooooooo psyched it's this time of year.

Welcome back gentlemen!

Hey... Let's all have a safe season out there. No serious injuries and let's keep it clean. No punching below the belt and let's all agree that we'll all gang up on the fcuking clueless noobs.

Good luck gentlemen and remember... Pats rule and your team sucks.


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[Punity]

He's at least as good if not better than Wilson.

At least in statistics.

Passing completions, passing yards, and touchdown passes are all as close as they can get.

Tannehill did it without an O-line or a running game.

But those are facts and we know how well those are received around here.

Bahahahahaha ahhhhh crap I missed this stuff . So glad the season is back.

 

[Punity]

Look at that. Everybody in Miami showed up for practice today. No cry babies on our team.

Yea you guys kicked him out last year

 

[bluemoose]

Real mature, Cape.


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[ChshreCat]

Look at that. Everybody in Miami showed up for practice today. No cry babies on our team.

They're all just happy there's a team with low enough standards that they can have a job.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This was a good decision

 

[the_bird]

It'll be easy enough to make that into a '75 in another sixty-one years. Unless they change the team name after moving 'em to Toronto or L.A.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Or maybe squeeze a "30" in front

 

[ChshreCat]

Judging by the hair, it's probably not in an area that might be exposed to the world by someone who lives in Upstate NY.

 

[ChshreCat]

Someone where I work got a "Seahawks 2013 Superbowl Champs" tattoo before last season. We all thought that if she was that sure she should have taken the money she had set aside for the tat and put it on the Hawks in Vegas before the season. She'd have won a ton and still could have gotten the tattoo.

 

[bluemoose]

Someone where I work got a "Seahawks 2013 Superbowl Champs" tattoo before last season. We all thought that if she was that sure she should have taken the money she had set aside for the tat and put it on the Hawks in Vegas before the season. She'd have won a ton and still could have gotten the tattoo.

Wow, great story. In fact, that is my new favorite story. I'm gonna go tell my kids. Won a ton and still could have gotten the tattoo! Priceless.


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[HoppyDaze]

Someone where I work got a "Seahawks 2013 Superbowl Champs" tattoo before last season. We all thought that if she was that sure she should have taken the money she had set aside for the tat and put it on the Hawks in Vegas before the season. She'd have won a ton and still could have gotten the tattoo.

When are you going to tell her that the Seahawks won the 2014 Super Bowl and not 2013?

 

[jbaysurfer]

Give it up for Hoppy, winner of...um...

WTF did you win?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Damn right I did.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Little off topic but...

Barry Sanders was the best RB in the history of the game. Someone wants to argue for Jim Brown... ok... Maybe there is a debate there. Other than that, there is no debate. Anyone who doesn't agree is a moron. BOOK IT

My 7 yr old got a library book on the NFL and it ranks Sanders as # 4. Ridiculous. I ripped it in half and threw it in the trash. I'll cut the $11 check to the library to cover the cost.

Effin 4th... That's comical. With fcuking Emmitt as third. You gotta be kiddin' me. I'm taking the book outta the trash now so I can piss on it.


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[the_bird]

**** that, it's this guy.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EOees58eQ[/ame]

 

[HoppyDaze]

Little off topic but...

Barry Sanders was the best RB in the history of the game. Someone wants to argue for Jim Brown... ok... Maybe there is a debate there. Other than that, there is no debate. Anyone who doesn't agree is a moron. BOOK IT

My 7 yr old got a library book on the NFL and it ranks Sanders as # 4. Ridiculous. I ripped it in half and threw it in the trash. I'll cut the $11 check to the library to cover the cost.

Effin 4th... That's comical. With fcuking Emmitt as third. You gotta be kiddin' me. I'm taking the book outta the trash now so I can piss on it.


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He's a quitter

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your mom's a quitter


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[bob1852]

Little off topic but...

Barry Sanders was the best RB in the history of the game. Someone wants to argue for Jim Brown... ok... Maybe there is a debate there. Other than that, there is no debate. Anyone who doesn't agree is a moron. BOOK IT

My 7 yr old got a library book on the NFL and it ranks Sanders as # 4. Ridiculous. I ripped it in half and threw it in the trash. I'll cut the $11 check to the library to cover the cost.

Effin 4th... That's comical. With fcuking Emmitt as third. You gotta be kiddin' me. I'm taking the book outta the trash now so I can piss on it.


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Who was first and second?

 

[the_bird]

Your mom's a quitter

I don't know, that video goes on for like three hours.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Who was first and second?

Brown and Payton


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[Cape Brewing]

I don't know, that video goes on for like three hours.

LOL!

It's funny cuz its true


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[bob1852]

Brown and Payton


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I'm actually gonna agree with Cape for once.

Sanders > Brown > Payton > Smith

 

[bob1852]

I don't know, that video goes on for like three hours.

Bilichik filmed Hoppy's mom too?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Bilichik filmed Hoppy's mom too?

Not cool!!! My mom is dead! To me, unless she's making steak. She'll probably overcook it like an idiot!