Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

The pats look like they are playing the 85 bears.

 

[h22lude]

Pats looked terrible but turned it around. Good divisional win. Fins hahaha good try

 

[day_trippr]

Yup, that performance is gonna put some butthurt on any Fins Fan - assuming there still are Fins Fans

Meanwhile, JETS have returned to fulfilling everyone's expectations in Cincinnati. Combined with Buffalo getting smoked by N'Orleans, Pats gain a full game in the division. Better than a sharp stick in the eye...

Cheers!

[edit1] Manning looked ridiculous on that fumble/holding play...
[edit2] Oooooh. Pick-Six by Washington. Denver looking mortal today...
[edit3] Nevermind. That two touchdown Washington lead must've been a mirage...

 

[sompls]

Go pack go

 

[Bulls Beers]

Now that was a return...wow

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Pats played the first half lefty just to make it more even for a bit and then in the second half, they came and figured, "nah... Let's just ahead and win now and get it over with"

 

[user 574]

It's good to have a decent RB @ GB since forever.

 

[motobrewer]

hahahahahahahahah!!!!

vikings.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

So not only does the Dolphins get pwned on the field by the MDTOTM but then they are exposed after the game as the criminals they are by the Massachusetts State Police... and NO ONE has made a comment about it yet?? Ridiculous. Let's see if the Dolphins instantly cut ties with the player, like the classy Patriots did, with no regard to salary cap issues etc.

doubt it... since they're a bunch of criminals down there. Half the team is probably paid in Columbian Gold.

 

[FermentusMaximus]

Where's Don Johnson when you need him?! Thankfully the Mass State Police are on top of their game. This guy and his brother were apparently seen at a club late in the summer with "free Hernandez" hats on?! Classy.

 

[Darwin18]

Pouncey was subpoenaed as material witness in, get this, interstate gun running that Aaron Hernandez was involved in. So not only is Hernandez a stone cold killer, he's also involved with running guns. Classy organization that you all are running there in Foxboro.

 

[the_bird]

So not only does the Dolphins get pwned on the field by the MDTOTM but then they are exposed after the game as the criminals they are by the Massachusetts State Police... and NO ONE has made a comment about it yet?? Ridiculous. Let's see if the Dolphins instantly cut ties with the player, like the classy Patriots did, with no regard to salary cap issues etc.

doubt it... since they're a bunch of criminals down there. Half the team is probably paid in Columbian Gold.

'Fins gave up six sacks, and were STILL getting served an hour after the game ended.

 

[h22lude]

Pouncey was subpoenaed as material witness in, get this, interstate gun running that Aaron Hernandez was involved in. So not only is Hernandez a stone cold killer, he's also involved with running guns. Classy organization that you all are running there in Foxboro.

It is classy. That's why once they found out they dropped him. How are they going to know about his non football stuff?

 

[Darwin18]

Disappointed in the Fins...We served the Pats up to you guys on a silver platter. Brady still looked like he was playing us last weekend for the entire first half, and Miami then has to go and blow a 17-3 lead. Not surprised at all with the Jets. They haven't had a two game winning or losing streak all season, and I honestly expected them to be sporting a 1-7 or 2-6 record at this point in the season. I'll gladly take 4-4 with one win over the Pats. We could lose every remaining game this season and I'll still be pleased.

 

[Darwin18]

It is classy. That's why once they found out they dropped him. How are they going to know about his non football stuff?

What I'm wondering, and not being vindictive or anything at all like towards the Pats, but when the hell did Hernandez find all the time to do this stuff? He's a professional athlete - I would imagine a major amount of his day is devoted to working out, watching tape, and team meetings. I'm more impressed with the time management skills he had to not only be a hitman but to find the time to run guns across state lines.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Darwin... my computer is all broken and I can't get to the standings for the division... can you post those when you have a second? thanks!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey Darwin... my computer is all broken and I can't get to the standings for the division... can you post those when you have a second? thanks!

I got this

1. Dwindling franchise hanging on to decade old glory
2. Dog****
3. Fish ****
4. Human excrement

Crap division I'd say

 

[Darwin18]

I got this

1. Dwindling franchise hanging on to decade old glory
2. Dog****
3. Fish ****
4. Human excrement

Crap division I'd say

Well played.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I love the continued "decade" crap. People somehow forget a Super Bowl appearance two years ago and an AFC Championship game last year. I bet most teams would love that kind of "decline".

... and crap division huh? Wanna start adding up win of the AFC and NFC?? Or the AFC East?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I love the continued "decade" crap. People somehow forget a Super Bowl appearance two years ago and an AFC Championship game last year. I bet most teams would love that kind of "decline". ... and crap division huh? Wanna start adding up win of the AFC and NFC?? Or the AFC East?

Yes, crap division. Despite of whatever irrelevant stat you muster up that proves a non existing point.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Mindset of every Pats fan: [ame]http://youtu.be/Lh2LZsESiFw[/ame]

Actually pats fans aren't worthy of being compared to that clip and all it greatness.

 

[Darwin18]

Yes, crap division. Despite of whatever irrelevant stat you muster up that proves a non existing point.

It's at least a competitive division, not like the cesspool that is the NFC East.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's at least a competitive division, not like the cesspool that is the NFC East.

Special Olympics can be competitive too...

 

[Accidic]

Actually pats fans aren't worthy of being compared to that clip and all it greatness.

Thanks a lot Hoppy. Now I feel dirty having ever being mildly amused by that show. I guess I can plead drunkenness but I don't think it'll ever be enough.

Bastage.

 

[Cape Brewing]

whatever irrelevant stat you muster up point.

you mean "wins"??

Yeah... what a stupid meaningless stats "wins" are. Pfft... why do they even track it??

 

[HoppyDaze]

you mean "wins"?? Yeah... what a stupid meaningless stats "wins" are. Pfft... why do they even track it??

I just knew you planned on riding the coattails of the fraudulent KC Chiefs record to support your AFC vs NFC. Half of their wins are against back up QBs.... Very impressive. Pffft

 

[bob1852]

Why the feck did I take the under 47.5 last night? I didn't see how MN was gonna generate ANY offense, and then the damn Pack nearly hit it themselves. Oh well, I at least won on Pack -7.5.

 

[bob1852]

you mean "wins"??

Yeah... what a stupid meaningless stats "wins" are. Pfft... why do they even track it??

Yeah, I'd prefer they track Super Bowl losses and AFC Championship losses; something the Pats actually excell at.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, I'd prefer they track Super Bowl losses and AFC Championship losses; something the Pats actually excell at.

... at least they're makin' it that far. Which is better than 28-30 other teams.

 

[bluemoose]

This win portends what is to come in the playoffs. This is easily a Superbowl team. Just working out the October kinks. One more JV team to beat before a well deserved bye. Prepare your turd teams for a whoopin.

 

[Darwin18]

This win portends what is to come in the playoffs. This is easily a Superbowl team. Just working out the October kinks. One more JV team to beat before a well deserved bye. Prepare your turd teams for a whoopin.

You're watching the 2013 version not the 2008 version right? The 2013 version has "One and Done" written all over it.

 

[day_trippr]

... at least they're makin' it that far. Which is better than 28-30 other teams.

Yes, a relevant fact these knucklehead fans of teams that watch the playoffs in their country club bars choose to ignore. I get it - acknowlegement only points out how they are fans of loser teams...

Cheers! (and GO SOX!!!)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yes, a relevant fact these knucklehead fans of teams that watch the playoffs in their country club bars choose to ignore. I get it - acknowlegement only points out how they are fans of loser teams... Cheers! (and GO SOX!!!)

You probably think the play at third was the wrong call. Lol

 

[day_trippr]

You probably think the play at third was the wrong call. Lol

Wrong, knucklehead. Indeed, the rules were prescient in using essentially the same play as an example of a likely violation. So, as a lifelong student of the game, I was good with it...

Cheers! (GO RAMS!! )

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hawks must have watched the Pats play yesterday.

 

[user 574]

Stop with the Buffalo/Cincinnati talk; almost making it to the promised land with your prejaculation. Yea, you still can't have me.

 

[user 574]

The 2013 parity wheel will be complete when Seattle loses to St Louis.

 

[bluemoose]

Seattle looks like a steaming pile of Giants

 

[jammin]

Hawks must have watched the Pats play yesterday.

Are you saying the Hawks look like they're about ready to go HAM and score 24 unanswered?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh dear. That looks like an unfortunate injury.