Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

You can change it mid season. You should ask your mom to change the point system when she gets home from work.

lol

that was pretty good

 

[bluemoose]

lol

that was pretty good

That's funny cause we always make fun of Moto and his mom!

 

[Beernik]

The problem with getting up for work at 4:30am isi fall asleep during the 4th quarter of a night game. So I'm watching it now.

How the hell do you drop the ball as part of your end zone celebration a full yard short of the goal line? Even my 7 year old daughter learned in Track that you run 5 yards past the finish line before you slow down.

*******! Your first career start? That might be your last career start too.

Was there a lock out this year? Do we have replacement players? I haven't seen this many boneheaded plays and stupid penalties for a long time.

 

[stratslinger]

So, it seems everyone missed the most important news of the past week: the buttfumble, after an unprecedented 40 week run atop the not top 10 plays of the week, has been retired, to give other feats of terrible athleticism a fighting chance.

Congrats Mark Sánchez. A feat like yours will likely never be matched.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Ducks could beat the Jets. Fact

 

[day_trippr]

^ You say that like it would be a major accomplishment.

Not so much...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

^ You say that like it would be a major accomplishment.

Not so much...

Cheers!

buzz kill bro

 

[motobrewer]

The Ducks could beat the Jets. Fact

You can fap on the ducks all you want, it doesn't change the fact that you never went there.

 

[bluemoose]

D-Day sh1tbirds. Welcome to the first day of disappointment for your mediocre teams.
Obviously this does not apply to Pats fans. To you I say welcome to yet another dominant season.
To Jets fans, hey you still got the Yankees....oh wait.

 

[Beernik]

Trying to decide if I want to tune in to see how many interceptions Jay Cutler can throw.

 

[captianoats]

Trying to decide if I want to tune in to see how many interceptions Jay Cutler can throw.

I will be, I have the Bengals D in my fantasy league.

 

[45thparallelhopper]

One of the best things about being a home brewer and a Lions fan is that there is plenty of beer to drink when watching the game.

 

[ChshreCat]

You always want to start the season with a big play...

 

[Beernik]

And there's the Cutler interception.

 

[motobrewer]

and, brady fumbles on the 1 yard line. hilarious

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seattle defense makes huge play once again. Old hat

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatta pile a' slop. Yuck

 

[ChshreCat]

Ugly season opening win on the road. One down eighteen to go.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Effin gross....

 

[motobrewer]

seattle puts up an impressive.....12....points on the panthers.

old hat.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I've watched two minutes of this NE game. Can Brady throw it further than six yards?

 

[ChshreCat]

I've watched two minutes of this NE game. Can Brady throw it further than six yards?

His age is catching up to him. It's been a long, hard season for him and his arm is getting tired. Bet they're wishing for a good young talent like Tebow.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Piece of cake... Just how the Pats drew it up

 

[motobrewer]

so, to recap:

pats looked like ****
seahawks looked like ****


pretty good afternoon so far

 

[Beernik]

Who's the dude doing the Tampa - Jets game that sounds like Allen Alda?

 

[HoppyDaze]

so, to recap:

pats looked like ****
seahawks looked like ****

pretty good afternoon so far

Seahawks looked fine actually

 

[motobrewer]

csb

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jets just won

 

[day_trippr]

Woooowwwweeeeee! There was some major stinkage coming out of some touted teams. Might be some major re-alignment of season prospects for some teams after today (I'm looking your way, Hoppy )

As for the Pats: they had it all the way :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Trivia question: name the team with the most rookies on the 53 man roster

 

[user 574]

Nobody cares.

 

[day_trippr]

The Patriots.

What do I win?



Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Here's what went though Brady's mind all day today...

"1st and 10... fade back... crap, where's Hernandez?!? Oh yeah... better dump it off."
"2nd and 7... fade back... crap, where's Welker?!? Oh yeah... better dump it off."
"3rd and 3... fade back... crap, where's Gronk?!? Oh yeah..."

 

[HoppyDaze]

Trivia question: name the team with the most rookies on the 53 man roster

The Patriots.

Which is why they suck so bad

 

[Spoonmann]

It's tough being a Falcons fan. You have to hate yourself a little...

 

[motobrewer]

Never in the course of human history has so many excuses been devised by such a sh1tty fanbase.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Woooowwwweeeeee! There was some major stinkage coming out of some touted teams. Might be some major re-alignment of season prospects for some teams after today (I'm looking your way, Hoppy )

As for the Pats: they had it all the way :rockin:

Cheers!

So you think the Jets are going to the Super Bowl? Me too!!

 

[motobrewer]

f-ing bullsh*t half.

idiot refs. should have been 4th down after offsetting fouls.

should be 14 to 10 right now.

 

[finsfan]

all i see the past two pages is excuses! Pats looked how I thought they would, Geno already is showing good signs of learning from sanchez, chiefs are as good as I thought they would be and the dolphins won what a good day of football! Lets keep hearing those excuses cape

 

[user 574]

Man, Harbaugh is a whiny bitch.