Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Wow. A bunch of people from the northwest complaining about the rain? P-ssy!

I wish I knew what you were talking about but I cant dumb myself down enough.

 

[the_bird]

But they have the most heart of any team at the moment. Like the Rocky Balboa of the pending playoffs. San Fran, Green Bay, and Atlanta have all showed very clear signs of weakness & vulnerability despite having great records. The most points Seattle was beat by in this season games was 7.

... same is true of New England. Four losses, twice by one, once by two, and last night by seven. How many other teams do you think, down by 28, playing that horribly, and in that kind of weather, do you think come back to tie the score?

Moral victories are, by definition, for losers - but don't count out New England, by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[McBrewskie]

McBrewski's been marginally less annoying than Hoppy recently, so I guess I'm going to have to root for San Fran next week.

Whodathunk, three of New England's four losses this season have come against the NFC West?

No way Seattle beats NE in NE. The Clink is an abomination. They built that stadium with acoustics to funnel noise down onto the field. It's the biggest homefield advantage in all of sports.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I wish I knew what you were talking about but I cant dumb myself down enough.

Just need some smahtin up. It's not just you Punity. There were several comments about them handling the weather. Pat's have history in bad whether. That's why I attached the picture. I have a lot of respect for SF. They're a good team. I don't envy Pat's practice this week. I bet a lot of drills in 20 degree weather and rain. It's a good thing they've allowed a couple of losses. You don't wanna go into the SuperBowl with all wins.

 

[bobbrews]

... same is true of New England.

But you gotta worry about Denver. And they're going into the playoffs on fire, taking no prisoners. They are definitely not the same team you guys played during week 5.

I wouldn't discount Seattle. They're very much a carbon copy of SF with more heart and a better QB / RB combo. Not much heart in NE... it's all about calculated decisions and strategy... And Brady. Plus they tend to falter when it matters most.

 

[McBrewskie]

But they have the most heart of any team at the moment. Like the Rocky Balboa of the pending playoffs. San Fran, Green Bay, and Atlanta have all showed very clear signs of weakness & vulnerability despite having great records. The most points Seattle was beat by in this season games was 7.

Yeah, they play a great style of ball, and they have a huge advantage at home. Still they'll be beat. They played 2 unbelievably ****ty teams back to back and reveled in running up the score. Pete Carroll might be the worst sport in all of professional sports, who the **** runs a fake punt up by 30. I hope if the Niners have the opportunity to run it up, if they win as it will be a tough game, but if they do I hope they run it up big. Would love to see Pete get a Sean Peyton leg break on the sidelines.

 

[the_bird]

I wouldn't discount Seattle. They're very much a carbon copy of SF with more heart and a better QB / RB combo.

Frank Gore >> Marshawn Lynch. Although we all know that Lynch is the hardest hitter in football.

I'll also take San Fran's new QB over Russell Wilson.

There certainly are similarities between the squads, but San Fran's proven that they can win big games on the road. They also went deep in the playoffs last year, and SHOULD have made it to the Super Bowl.

 

[the_bird]

But you gotta worry about Denver. And they're going into the playoffs on fire, taking no prisoners. They are definitely not the same team you guys played during week 5.

... neither is New England. Despite last night's struggles, "Week 15 New England" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Week 5 New England," particularly on the defensive side, particularly in the defensive backfield.

 

[McBrewskie]

Frank Gore >> Marshawn Lynch. Although we all know that Lynch is the hardest hitter in football.

I'll also take San Fran's new QB over Russell Wilson.

There certainly are similarities between the squads, but San Fran's proven that they can win big games on the road. They also went deep in the playoffs last year, and SHOULD have made it to the Super Bowl.

I think Russell Wilson is great. But long term, maybe even right now, you take the 6'5 guy with the stronger arm who is showing all the same traits Wilson is in other aspects of his game.

 

[Punity]

Just need some smahtin up. It's not just you Punity. There were several comments about them handling the weather. Pat's have history in bad whether. That's why I attached the picture. I have a lot of respect for SF. They're a good team. I don't envy Pat's practice this week. I bet a lot of drills in 20 degree weather and rain. It's a good thing they've allowed a couple of losses. You don't wanna go into the SuperBowl with all wins.

I was being sarcastic due to comment made about the rain. NE has played in a lot worse then rain and done alright

 

[Punity]

Yeah, they play a great style of ball, and they have a huge advantage at home. Still they'll be beat. They played 2 unbelievably ****ty teams back to back and reveled in running up the score. Pete Carroll might be the worst sport in all of professional sports, who the **** runs a fake punt up by 30. I hope if the Niners have the opportunity to run it up, if they win as it will be a tough game, but if they do I hope they run it up big. Would love to see Pete get a Sean Peyton leg break on the sidelines.

Running up the score classic. I bet you got a trophy for showing up. Its pro football you don't want the other team to score stop them.

 

[McBrewskie]

... neither is New England. Despite last night's struggles, "Week 15 New England" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Week 5 New England," particularly on the defensive side, particularly in the defensive backfield.

About a possible New England v. Denver game in the playoffs. I will have my popcorn ready. That is what football is all about. Snow in Denver or NE with the 2 best QBs of their generation facing off for maybe the last time. Holy **** what a game that will be.

 

[user 574]

In the end though, some name brand team will win it all. Because that's the way this sh!t works.

I'll be in Seattle in about 5 hrs. Drinkin in your airport then heading south west. Enjoy the ****ty weather. Merry f'ing xmas.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's hard to parse out the scarcasm from all the relevant facts being thrown around.

Ok. Here's a question. What the hell was the explanation on the kick return where Belichick challenged the call about the returner touching the ball? At one point it was a "do over" and the next thing you know they spot it at the 30 "oh wait our mistake" 20. The overbearing boos down on Hochuli caused him to shrink on the explanation. By the end you couldn't even hear him. He was out of his element without the short sleeves.

 

[McBrewskie]

Running up the score classic. I bet you got a trophy for showing up. Its pro football you don't want the other team to score stop them.

Normally I agree, but running a fake punt is just plain dirty. Pete Carroll is a fuckstick, always has been. Just embrace him as your fuckstick.

 

[the_bird]

Running up the score classic. I bet you got a trophy for showing up. Its pro football you don't want the other team to score stop them.

I don't get why on earth you would show off the design of your fake-punt play. Why would you put that on tape for other teams to study? If you want to go for it on fourth down from midfield, **** it, who care... but why would you give other teams the opportunity to study and prepare for your trick plays?

 

[Punity]

Normally I agree, but running a fake punt is just plain dirty. Pete Carroll is a ****stick, always has been. Just embrace him as your ****stick.

If this stick wins games I could care less. Hmm sounds like a usc fan

 

[McBrewskie]

It's hard to parse out the scarcasm from all the relevant facts being thrown around.

Ok. Here's a question. What the hell was the explanation on the kick return where Belichick challenged the call about the returner touching the ball? At one point it was a "do over" and the next thing you know they spot it at the 30 "oh wait our mistake" 20. The overbearing boos down on Hochuli caused him to shrink on the explanation. By the end you couldn't even hear him. He was out of his element without the short sleeves.

Still don't know. I'd venture that the Pats' fans don't either. That was terrible and took forever.

 

[Punity]

I don't get why on earth you would show off the design of your fake-punt play. Why would you put that on tape for other teams to study? If you want to go for it on fourth down from midfield, **** it, who care... but why would you give other teams the opportunity to study and prepare for your trick plays?

According to him the look they got from the bills it was an automatic play to be called and he didn't call it off in time. Yea I could see how its now on tape but how often would that be called in a game situation? I'm sure it's not their only play like that

 

[McBrewskie]

If this stick wins games I could care less. Hmm sounds like a usc fan

Was at USC while he was there, cheered on his championships and have no issues with him leaving other than being a scumbag and getting out when **** he was involved in hit the fan. I don't plane you for not caring as long as he wins. Harbaugh's an ******* but he wins so he's our *******. I'll just enjoy any misery that comes Carroll's way that isn't personal tragedy.

 

[bobbrews]

Eh, I just don't think it's New England's year. Belichicks cold-calculated style of gameplay along with Brady being an impressive specimen of QB puts up a great show as always, but having slightly more seasonal wins doesn't mean squat in the final game. It comes down to heart. And when the underdogg is given that golden opportunity to shine, they make a bold statement to win that big game. We've seen this a lot in the past couple years with mediocre-record teams winning it all and shutting up the big talkers.

 

[Punity]

Was at USC while he was there, cheered on his championships and have no issues with him leaving other than being a scumbag and getting out when **** he was involved in hit the fan. I don't plane you for not caring as long as he wins. Harbaugh's an ******* but he wins so he's our *******. I'll just enjoy any misery that comes Carroll's way that isn't personal tragedy.

God I hate your coach . But I'm glad they are both in the same division the history between them makes the games that much better.

 

[the_bird]

Eh, I just don't think it's New England's year. Belichicks cold-calculated style of gameplay along with Brady being an impressive specimen of QB puts up a great show as always, but having slightly more seasonal wins doesn't mean squat in the final game. It comes down to heart. And when the underdogg is given that golden opportunity to shine, they make a bold statement. We've seen this a lot in the past couple years with mediocre-record teams winning it all and shutting up the big talkers.

If coming back from down 31-3 to tie the game doesn't show "heart"... ...

I mean, say what you want about New England and the reasons why they lost last night, but "lack of heart" sure as **** ain't one of them.

I'm not sure you call San Fran much of an "underdog," anyway. Not a person in New England thought this was going to be an easy game.

So, your whole statement is pretty much 100% wrong.

 

[bobbrews]

SF is not an underdog. Niether is NE. Seattle is.

So no, not wrong. You read it wrong.

 

[Punity]

If coming back from down 31-3 to tie the game doesn't show "heart"... ...

I mean, say what you want about New England and the reasons why they lost last night, but "lack of heart" sure as **** ain't one of them.

What was odd was there seemed to be no fire in Bradys actions until late in the game. I'm used to seeing him come out with a cold demeaner but have it turn to passion when the game gets going but not last night. Wonder what was up, although I thought he was going to jack Hoculi when the niners called a timeout when he snapped the ball.

 

[the_bird]

SF is not an underdogg. Niether is NE. Seattle is.

So no, not wrong. You read it wrong.

... perhaps you should move on from Week 6. None of this will matter in a couple of weeks, anyway; I know it's kind of unusual for Seattle fans, but all of this is just a warmup for the real games, anyway.

 

[bobbrews]

What was odd was there seemed to be no fire in Bradys actions until late in the game.

Yeah... competitiveness that kicks on last minute is not the same as "heart" that doesn't die for a second all season long.

None of this will matter in a couple of weeks, anyway; I know it's kind of unusual for Seattle fans, but all of this is just a warmup for the real games, anyway.

At which time I foresee Denver eventually bumping you guys out for good.

 

[the_bird]

^^^ Wow. That is the dumbest thing I have read in a LONG time. And Hoppy's active in this thread, so that's saying something.

 

[McBrewskie]

God I hate your coach . But I'm glad they are both in the same division the history between them makes the games that much better.

I agree. It's like Tommy Lasorda being a Dodger, as a Giants fan I hate him, as a villain I love him. Seattle v Niners needed Bwah and Carroll to be a real rivalry. Who'd have thought that they'd be the best defensive rivalry in the NFL with Pitt and Baltimore joining the geriatric circuit.

 

[bobbrews]

Lol bird, your activity in this thread is almost always some kind of emotionally tied douchey statement for your love of the Patriots. None of it is too unbiased. Patriots gonna fall to Denver in some way or another. Too much other collective team heart standing in Brady/Belichick's way in the Playoffs. If this wasn't all true, I would have no problem saying watch out for the Pats.