Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

What kind of tunes do you think he has on that kickin' boom box? Pet Shop Boys?

Pet Shop Boys were the ****! Add in a little Wham and its on.

 

[PA49erFan21]

....with a dash of backstreet boys.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Will be purchasing 3 taps and having 4 on the outside. Happy?...

Two pink zins and two blueberry ales?

 

[the_bird]

Don't forget the Cools Light and a keg of this:

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't know what is more disturbing, the George Michael gif or the fridge itself.

 

[McBrewskie]

I think they're making fun of 49er fans beer selections being that we are in San Francisco. Fair enough, we only have these locals as our choices.

Russian River
Lagunitas
Drakes
21st Amendment
Speakeasy
Firestone
Bear Republic
Sierra Nevada
Anchor

I don't know, maybe our beer out here is too bitter for the East Coasters.

 

[the_bird]

If I had to watch the 49ers suck for two decades, I'd be pretty bitter, too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And that's all great in theory but look at his freakin login... Notice the "PA" to start? And notice the location??

Your point is, per usual, invalid

 

[McBrewskie]

If I had to watch the 49ers suck for two decades, I'd be pretty bitter, too.

The 49ers sucking for a decade required our beers to be very strong and bitter in order to help us drowned our sorrows. You can thank the 49ers woes for the perfecting of the West Coast IPA.

 

[McBrewskie]

And that's all great in theory but look at his freakin login... Notice the "PA" to start? And notice the location??

Your point is, per usual, invalid

Well I cannot control the location of PA's homestead. I can confirm that us 49er brewers and brew fans have in fact shipped him countless care packages including beers from the breweries named.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Invalid

 

[McBrewskie]

Lol

 

[natewv]

I'm a life-long Steelers fan living in downtown Baltimore, and I can't wait to see the Ratbirds pound the Patsies. Divisional rankings be damned.

 

[motobrewer]

can't wait to see the Ratbirds pound the Patsies.

oh wiwwy?? you can't wait to see the wittle birdies pound the wittle-bitty patsies?

yeah, that's what you sound like.

 

[mbobhat]

Willis Mcgahee was the best Denver player last night (MON night 9/17), good thing he's on my ffb roster...I agree with the analysts, even though I like Peyton, he just don't got the arm strength and offensive minded coaching to get him anywhere near playoffs...

 

[motobrewer]

The 49ers sucking for a decade required our beers to be very strong and bitter in order to help us drowned our sorrows. You can thank the 49ers woes for the perfecting of the West Coast IPA.

IPA's blow.

alex smith blows.

49ers blow.

McBrewskie blows.

 

[the_bird]

I was questioning Peyton's arm strength after week 1, but those picks last night weren't because of a noodle arm. They had plenty of zip, they just went to the wrong spot. It seemed like they were trying to run Peyton's Indianapolis hurry-up offense, but it didn't seem like Denver was ready or able to really to execute it. They seemed to be confusing themselves more than the D. Not 100% sure if it was Peyton overthrowing the balls or if receivers weren't where he expected them, but it wasn't an arm-strength issue.

 

[mbobhat]

I was questioning Peyton's arm strength after week 1, but those picks last night weren't because of a noodle arm. They had plenty of zip, they just went to the wrong spot. It seemed like they were trying to run Peyton's Indianapolis hurry-up offense, but it didn't seem like Denver was ready or able to really to execute it. They seemed to be confusing themselves more than the D. Not 100% sure if it was Peyton overthrowing the balls or if receivers weren't where he expected them, but it wasn't an arm-strength issue.

I hope it does get better, if only that I don't have to see the pouty face again...

 

[the_bird]

I miss Peyton Manning Face. I just wish his brother would have it more often, specifically in the Super Bowl.

 

[McBrewskie]

IPA's blow.

alex smith blows.

49ers blow.

McBrewskie blows.

Ahhh, somebody's upset his team got dominated and is now whining like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

 

[Cape Brewing]

oh wiwwy?? you can't wait to see the wittle birdies pound the wittle-bitty patsies?

yeah, that's what you sound like.

LOL!!

Sorry but that's funny.

I was gonna go with, "yeah, that's great but no gives a sht what you can't wait to see" but I like Moto's response better.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ahhh, somebody's upset his team got dominated and is now whining like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

Yeah... See? Now that's not funny cause it's too close to what Moto just said. It's like Costanza's "well... Well.. The Jerk Store called and they're all outta YOU" response.

 

[McBrewskie]

Yeah... See? Now that's not funny cause it's too close to what Moto just said. It's like Costanza's "well... Well.. The Jerk Store called and they're all outta YOU" response.

I wasn't trying to be funny. What is funny is he gave someone **** about whining and then whined in his very next post.

 

[McBrewskie]

RIP Steve Sabol

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wasn't trying to be funny. What is funny is he gave someone **** about whining and then whined in his very next post.

Your posts suck

 

[Cape Brewing]

RIP Steve Sabol

WOW. That's a shame. His work had a massive impact on the NFL.

(taking hat off for a quick moment of silence)

 

[McBrewskie]

Your posts suck

A well thought out and solid response.

 

[Cape Brewing]

A well thought out and solid response.

See what I mean???

 

[user 574]

Ugh, you're even boring Abe.

Anyway, Packers gonna dominate this coming Monday night.

 

[Punity]

Ugh, you're even boring Abe.

Anyway, Packers gonna dominate this coming Monday night.

I'll save this quote