Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

When Russell Wilson was born, he slapped the doctor!

 

[user 574]

Read the article. Just stuff thats already been said.

You're not paying attention

 

[Punity]

I'm not. I'm in and out

 

[ChshreCat]

There's another thread around here on college football, maybe you'd rather hang out there. It has hardly any posts, mostly because NOBODY ****ING CARES ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL.

If there's anyone out there that went to a good medical school, I'd like some advice about where the large blood vessels are in my arms. You see, I have to go and kill myself because I agree with the bird here.

College sports, in general, SUCK.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Watch Oregon v Arizona on Sat night 7:30pm PT. Tell me thats not entertainment at its best...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Compared to Pats Ravens Sunday night?

Riiiiiight.

Nah, you can watch the JV games. I'll stick with the good ones.

 

[McBrewskie]

I only care about college football to the extent that I learn something about potential draftees. I watched the top bowls these last few years but that **** is rigged so it becomes uninteresting really quick. The new playoff should at least help some.

 

[the_bird]

Alabama football = the Patriots' PawSox. Except Alabama players get paid better.

 

[McBrewskie]

Lol, Golden Tate was fined $21,000 for his hit on Sean Lee. NFL is run by a bunch of panty waists.

 

[Cape Brewing]

All the more reasons for you not to watch and go hang out in the college football thread!

 

[ChshreCat]

So, if you hit someone in the chest, straight on from the front, you get a $21k fine. Fantastic. LOL

 

[McBrewskie]

All the more reasons for you not to watch and go hang out in the college football thread!

Forgot, like their QB, Pats fans don't like hitting. It's understandable since the Pats play a glorified version of flag football.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's like a fire hose of suck that no one can shut off.

 

[McBrewskie]

All the more reasons for you not to watch and go hang out in the college football thread!

Also, learn how to read, said I'm not a fan of college football.

 

[McBrewskie]

It's like a fire hose of suck that no one can shut off.

"whaaaaa, your posts suck, Pats are da best!"

Seriously Cape, do your brews have a briny taste to them from tears getting into them since you're constantly whining?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Two Words: Rodney Harrison

 

[Cape Brewing]

"whaaaaa, your posts suck, Pats are da best!"
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Yeah... But those are relevant facts.

 

[Punity]

Two Words: Rodney Harrison

One word retired. I like games next

 

[the_bird]

Also, learn how to read, said I'm not a fan of college football.

Aren't you the same guy who thinks Moto is a fan of the Patriots?

 

[McBrewskie]

Aren't you the same guy who thinks Moto is a fan of the Patriots?

Nope.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

One word retired. I like games next

Don't worry Seattle will be retired on the couch in January just like Rodney, except he'll be admiring the ring on each hand.

 

[Punity]

duuuuuuuude you cant just give up the game

 

[Punity]

Three words: one and one

 

[Punity]

Serious question for a second, How is Chandler Jones playing? i wanted seattle to draft him so just wanted to know how hes coming along.

 

[the_bird]

If he keeps playing the way he's been playing, he'll be in the discussion for Defensive ROY, no joke. Had a sack/strip-fumble in the first game and looked very impressive against the run despite his relative lack of strength. Had some pressures and got some holding calls last week. Pats couldn't be happier with him, no one really expected him to contribute this year but he's looked outstanding since early in camp. No one's missing Mark Anderson or Andre Carter right now.

 

[Punity]

No one's missing Mark Anderson or Andre Carter right now.

Who? ahaha

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I guess he slipped in the draft because of immaturity reports from camp and we got lucky. Him and Hightower are doing well. I think we thought our defense troubles were over after just one win. They seem to be taking learning well too while on the field. I still think they need to stick within the gameplan and not do crazy stuff. Kind of saw that during the Tenn game. Should be good seeing them being tested by the Ravens.

 

[McBrewskie]

If he keeps playing the way he's been playing, he'll be in the discussion for Defensive ROY, no joke. Had a sack/strip-fumble in the first game and looked very impressive against the run despite his relative lack of strength. Had some pressures and got some holding calls last week. Pats couldn't be happier with him, no one really expected him to contribute this year but he's looked outstanding since early in camp. No one's missing Mark Anderson or Andre Carter right now.

Yeah, kid looks legit.

In other rookie news RG3 is already crying about cheap shots. What a sandy vagina.

 

[dataz722]

Aren't you the same guy who thinks Moto is a fan of the Patriots?

No, everyone knows Moto is a fan of the team with the prettiest uniforms.

 

[the_bird]

Hey Dataz, this is totally inappropriate for this particular thread - but **** it, go Orioles! Nothing will make me happier that the friggin' Yankees sucking up the last few months of the season and missing the playoffs.