Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Eerily similar to the Seahawks application form 4 years ago.

 

[HoppyDaze]

good one

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha... but the dumbazz pic was a winner to begin with??

And yeah... the Cowboys definitely are the bandwagon fans compared to the Seahawks??

That's adorable

 

[GenIke]

The Texans proved last week that they can stop a QB who relies on screens and fluttering checkdowns. If they can figure out a plan to deal with illegal pick plays they have a real shot IMHO.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your troll game is weaker than Hoppy's

 

[GenIke]

Not trolling because I said IMHO.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your opinion is stupid

 

[WI_Wino]

Your opinion is stupid

Your brewing cape is stupid.

 

[GenIke]

Yawn. Seriously though, the current 16 point spread is WAY too much. It's lose/lose for the pats, all the pressure is gonna be on them.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think BB will show his mercy. A lot of ex-pats on that team and won't run up the score.

 

[day_trippr]

Belichick has no effs to give wrt spreads.

That said, of course all the pressure is on the Patriots.
Houston's playing with house money, and the Pats are the dreadnought favorite to go to the Superbowl.

If Houston loses it's a big fat "meh". If the Patriots lose the earth will shake...

Cheers!

 

[Paps]

if houston loses it's a big fat "meh". If the patriots lose, capes bowels will shake...

ftfy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yawn. Seriously though, the current 16 point spread is WAY too much. It's lose/lose for the pats, all the pressure is gonna be on them.

I don't like how everyone and their mother is taking the Pats in a massive landslide.

That's bad joo-joo

 

[bluemoose]

Your brewing cape is stupid.

Picturing Cape in a brewing cape is really funny. Da dadada daaaaa!

(Do they make such a thing?)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha... but the dumbazz pic was a winner to begin with??

And yeah... the Cowboys definitely are the bandwagon fans compared to the Seahawks??

That's adorable

It's not even close. Not sure why you guys think Seahawks are this huge bandwagon thing.

 

[stratslinger]

Just printed out my tickets for the ritual sacrifice of the Texans...

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's not even close. Not sure why you guys think Seahawks are this huge bandwagon thing.

A huge reason is because it is.

 

[WI_Wino]

What hoppy is saying here is there's no Seattle bandwagon because they suck donkey testes.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Time for the Squabs to move to OKC. No loyal fan base.

 

[johnhenryrolf]

Prolly reminds him of your wife

Hee Hee!

 

[bluemoose]

Not much of a TV guy, but it's hard not to like Marshawn lynch after watching his Tanked episode. Not sure when it was from.

 

[GenIke]

So you're saying he's not as challenged as he looks?

 

[Scturo]

For an NFL team to be a double digit favorite in vagas is saying something. Vegas is beggin for your money. Pats are the lock of the weekend.

 

[wobrien]

Go pack go

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not much of a TV guy, but it's hard not to like Marshawn lynch after watching his Tanked episode. Not sure when it was from.

Yeah, good dude and funny as hell. Did I ever tell you guys he ran harder than anyone else?

Have you seen this?

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0IY_V2jN3PQ[/ame]

 

[Cape Brewing]

... it's nuts they didn't give hime the ball given how hard he runs

 

[paulthenurse]

Petey had a better idea. "Let's let RW take us into the promised land with his laser accuracy."

 

[stratslinger]

To be fair, Wilson did deliver that pass pretty accurately to Butler...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The play is called Halo. Any college level QB could make that pass.

 

[user 574]

Patriots team formed 1959 in the minor league AFL (worse than NCAAF). Joined the big boy league in 1970 merger. Seahawks formed 1974.

Looks pretty much the same to me. Both must be bandwagon fans via this lense

 

[bluemoose]

Not sure you know the definition of bandwagon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... that post made zero sense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Seems to me that both Seattle and New England have head coaches who's last names have vowels in them... so both must have bandwagon fans through the prism of this dumbazzery"

 

[motobrewer]

Expansion league band wagoners. The worst.

 

[paulthenurse]

Too bad the old stalwarts of the NFL didn't just stomp on those upstart expansion teams and grind them into the mud.

Instead they stagnated and watched one of those expansion upstarts turn into the most dominant force in the universe since nuclear energy.

That turned out well for them. I bet Vince Lombardi's hat was too tight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lombardi - overrated

 

[Paps]

*Yawn*

 

[Cape Brewing]

Only freakin 12 teams in the whole league... no salary cap..

Overrated

He wouldn't win a game in 2017

 

[Cape Brewing]

Although... even I have to admit he was a helluva innovator...

"Ok boys... on this play... we're gonna run... to the RIGHT"

"Yeah!! Good play coach!"

"Then on the next play... we're gonna stuff it down their throats to the... LEFT! They'll never see it comin' boys!"

 

[user 574]

It made total sense, you all are just in denial per usual. Let's have Hoppy run some numbers with his adding machine on attendance comparisons and see where that lands. I want a graph Hoppy; 3d style