Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

I'm shopping for groceries

 

[paulthenurse]

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Sandra says, "If you buy green icing you can decorate a cake like a football field. Then you can put two jelly beans on the 50 yard line to symbolize your castrated sack. Your guests will LOVE it!"

 

[paulthenurse]

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Too bad you don't have balls anymore. You'd enjoy having them on Pat Patriots cheek.

 

[bluemoose]

I hope those groceries include great tailgate foods.

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope those groceries include great tailgate foods.

Word to the wise. Don't eat the jelly beans on the cake.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pre-game will be Eggs Benedict with a side of Caribbean Jerk Sweet Potato Hash. There will be some little picky stuff just before the game. For post game I made home made stuffed shells and meatballs.

 

[bob1852]

Pre-game will be Eggs Benedict with a side of Caribbean Jerk Sweet Potato Hash. There will be some little picky stuff just before the game. For post game I made home made stuffed shells and meatballs.

I hope your hollandaise sauce breaks.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hollandaise sauce requires eggs. He don't have any. Pappers took them.

 

[day_trippr]

^lol^

That was pretty good

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

So, it appears what SNF has to offer is the NFL Mega Suck Bowl.
And the way Dallas is going they'll be dressing some random fan to be QB before the night is out.

Cheers! (that's entertainment right there...)

 

[slym2none]

Saturday night football. Nice... let's go Jets (read: suck it, Dallas)

Dallas sucked it, in the end.

:fro:

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[finsfan]

^^^^hahahha. The old cape may be gone but the new PTN is better than ever.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

^^^^hahahha. The old cape may be gone but the new PTN is better than ever.

he will turn back into a complete a$$hat, just give it time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not really, his love affair with Cape is a bit creepy. I mean, get a effing room already.

 

[GenIke]

The only early game I get is titans vs pats?!?! GROSSSSS

 

[WesleyS]

The only early game I get is titans vs pats?!?! GROSSSSS

Wish I could trade you. I'm stuck watching Texans v Colts.

 

[finsfan]

Rookies. I'm watching them all.

 

[wobrien]

Odell beckham Jr. is a dirty bastard

 

[WesleyS]

Rookies. I'm watching them all.

No one asked you, fishboy

 

[smurfjuice]

Feel the love ...

 

[HoppyDaze]

OBJ belongs in a cage

 

[Pappers_]

You all know I didn't ban Cape, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm happy the Pats won today

 

[bob1852]

You all know I didn't ban Cape, right?

They're all too dumb to know that....

Not that I'm calling anyone names, that would be waaaay passed the rules. I don't want to be treated like a pawn.

 

[motobrewer]

You all banned cape! You all have blood on your hands!!

 

[day_trippr]

And a fine collection of knuckleheads you are.

We know Cape Is Free.
What we're kinda sorta maybe a wee bit sad about is him losing his biscuits...

Cheers! (just a tiny bit )

 

[paulthenurse]

You all know I didn't ban Cape, right?

Yah. We know that. And? When has the accuracy of any statement on this thread had any bearing whatever on its utterance?

I mean, c'mon?

Have you read any of the **** we write? We're f'ing morons and Cape was our king, until he got sent to time out and morphed into Mr Rodgers. Bluemoose sent me a picture of him today at Gillette, getting ready before going into the game.

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We're going to need a new leader, a new King of the Morons. And as much as it pains me to say it, I'm throwing my support behind Hoppy. While I disagree with just about everything he says, let's face it, he's the second most obnoxious moron on the thread and fit to take over.

And don't anyone of you fu(ktards suggest Hewhoshallnotbenamed. Yes he's 1000 times more obnoxious than Cape ever dreamed of being but that would kill the thread in a week.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You all know I didn't ban Cape, right?

There's only one rule in this Obnoxious Fight Club Paps: Dont take anything written in here seriously.

 

[wobrien]

How could you possibly take anything written in here seriously??

 

[wobrien]

Oh, an the panthers are even more overrated than Brady, if you can believe that.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

See. We even let Philly fans voice their opinion. Hey Wob I got a whole pack of D batteries if youre running low down there in Philly to pelt Santa.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Seahawks clinch. Yawn. Wilson with an another MVP caliber game. Yawn. In the money in my pickem league. Yawn.

Just as I suspected, I'm still superior to all you hacks.

 

[wobrien]

Seahawks clinch. Yawn. Wilson with an another MVP caliber game. Yawn. In the money in my pickem league. Yawn.

Just as I suspected, I'm still superior to all you hacks.

Don't forget that PTN nominated you for tallest midget, so you got that going for you too

 

[wobrien]

See. We even let Philly fans voice their opinion. Hey Wob I got a whole pack of D batteries if youre running low down there in Philly to pelt Santa.

This post has so much stupid in it, it's not worth responding to

 

[HoppyDaze]

Actually. Battery throwing is well documented fan behavior in Philly

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't forget that PTN nominated you for tallest midget, so you got that going for you too

Hoppy's all happy and ****.

"That's right, Bitches! I'm the King of the Morons! And I won a couple of gold metals in the bargain."

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[wobrien]

Actually. Battery throwing is well documented fan behavior in Philly

What's it have to do with Santa?

We threw batteries at JD Drew. Because he deserved it. We threw snowballs at Santa because it was a drunk from the stands who was acting like an *******. And he deserved it.

If you don't want to get hit with something, don't act like an *******. Pretty simple really.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's damned near impossible argue with logic like that. ^^^

 

[1977Brewer]

What's it have to do with Santa?

We threw batteries at JD Drew. Because he deserved it. We threw snowballs at Santa because it was a drunk from the stands who was acting like an *******. And he deserved it.

If you don't want to get hit with something, don't act like an *******. Pretty simple really.

Batteries inside snowballs at the Boys back in the 90's. It's part of playing in Philly, or actually even living there, I'd bet.