Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

I Googled "dolphin slaughter" and holy god what a bloody collection of images!
Just horrible.

I really think the NFL should put a PG warning on the upcoming TNF game...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Meh. That's weak sauce, son.

Wait- let me explain: a resume is for someone who doesn't have a strong enough reputation.

The only resume I ever wrote was the one right out of college in 1973 and indeed got me hired by IBM.

A handful of years later someone at Cambex poached me, then 6 years later someone at Digital poached me, then 17 years later someone at Stratus poached me. 8 years later I tried to retire and ended up being recruited as a contractor.

42 years and counting on that one resume...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Meh. That's weak sauce, son.

Wait- let me explain: a resume is for someone who doesn't have a strong enough reputation.

The only resume I ever wrote was the one right out of college in 1973 and indeed got me hired by IBM.

A handful of years later someone at Cambex poached me, then 6 years later someone at Digital poached me, then 17 years later someone at Stratus poached me. 8 years later I tried to retire and ended up being recruited as a contractor.

42 years and counting on that one resume...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Somebody sounds a little defensive and over compensating. Must've struck a nerve

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... that's gold and I'm sad I hadn't found that previously.

 

[day_trippr]

Nah, just been working my way through the tap list all afternoon, got into that retort a little heavy

Deal.

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's extra funny cuz I was totally thinking about how many words that was.

I was all... Zzzz... Zzzzz. Wha? Wha? A resume... Zzz..... Zzzzz

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah, just been working my way through the tap list all afternoon, got into that retort a little heavy



Deal.



Cheers!

You should totally drink less

 

[user 574]

Jeezuz tripper, how many liver transplants you have so far? I give ya respect for still being able to see the computer screen (you should go LCD) and able to move a full carboy. And you can probably throw away these you've been holding on to as well.

:cross:

 

[bluemoose]

I think my last resume was on one of these.
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[motobrewer]

meh. That's weak sauce, son.



Wait- let me explain: A resume is for someone who doesn't have a strong enough reputation.



The only resume i ever wrote was the one right out of college in 1973 and indeed got me hired by ibm.



A handful of years later someone at cambex poached me, then 6 years later someone at digital poached me, then 17 years later someone at stratus poached me. 8 years later i tried to retire and ended up being recruited as a contractor.



42 years and counting on that one resume...



Cheers!

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[GenIke]

The real question is how many wedgies do you resume nerds get in an average day?

 

[day_trippr]

You should totally drink less

Meh. Where's the fun in that?

Jeezuz tripper, how many liver transplants you have so far?[...]

That would be zero - so far

Coincidently - and here's something else for nobody else to give a crap about - I just had my annual checkup.
In spite of expecting something to turn up at my age, it's all good.
And my ALT is holding steady at 18 - which is friggin' awesome, considering I challenge my liver every day

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

You are soooo wrong. We are really interested. It would be great if you could post more details. I think I speak for everyone here when I say we are hanging on every word.

 

[wobrien]

+1

How's your blood pressure?

 

[day_trippr]

lol
120/80 - effin' perfect.
I'm tellin' ya, it's all good.

ok, so I got a little nuts tonight, but after dealing with everything last week I was totally due for a blow-out...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Had the 280 lb "was a working farmer man, now a Doctor" finger prostate check eh? At least you think it was a finger

 

[motobrewer]

Daytripper had a blow out.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's not the ALT that's a problem for drunkards but the AST. Your pancreas is throbbing and will probably explode like a water ballon by Sunday

 

[the_bird]

Daytripper had a blow out.

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Odd thing is, this is more intelligent than 99% of the **** you usually post.

 

[motobrewer]

what the hell. why does that post look fine on my phone but not my computer?

 

[the_bird]

My comment stands either way.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mom must have updated the parental controls again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

what the hell. why does that post look fine on my phone but not my computer?

Because you're stupid

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

now you guys are peeing on babies, nice.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah, Boston's a f--ked up place

 

[motobrewer]

man. if you guys get some downtime, like i did at this stupid meeting, you should go back and read posts #10979 - #11053.

i had to leave the room i almost bust out laughing.

 

[wobrien]

Lol. As a newcomer to the thread, I appreciate the history lesson.

 

[bluemoose]

Too busy being awesome to look back.
Moto, looking back, kinda like talking about those "championships" in the 1800's.

 

[Darwin18]

Another failed former NE QB cut and another baby-Belicheck wanna be about to get fired:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...s-no-rift-gm-rick-smith-ryan-mallett-decision

 

[bluemoose]

How does any of that change the Pats dominating the Jets last Sunday?

 

[day_trippr]

It's not the ALT that's a problem for drunkards but the AST. Your pancreas is throbbing and will probably explode like a water ballon by Sunday

Oh, ffs. Y'all just can't help but keep this going.
Are you that bored?

AST = 20
And I have a totally normal abdominal ultrasound to boot.
So gfy - and stop trying to bring down my lofty opinion of nurses...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Nurses are pissah. Look at me for instance. Pats by 17.

 

[day_trippr]

So that brings up something I find interesting.
I know Vegas doesn't set the line based solely on who and by how much they think will win.
But I don't understand why the Pats were -10 against the 4-1 Jets, but only -8 against the 3-3 'Fins.

Miami hasn't beaten anyone with an even remotely winning record, and the Jets beat Miami.

I dunno, the whole thing seems weird...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Vegas sets lines based on what they think the public will bet. Fins won big last week and the stupid public will bet them. That said, 8 is still a high number and Pats haven't covered many games this year. I'd take the 8 points if I had to bet that game.

 

[day_trippr]

Vegas sets lines based on what they think the public will bet. Fins won big last week and the stupid public will bet them.[...]

I get most of that - but the 'Fins pummelled the TEXANS.
That's like beating a PeeWee team, FFS.
That's worth points??

I'd have thought it would take fewer points to get betters on the Jets side than it would take for the 'Fins, but tbh I'm not a better (mostly because I don't get how all that **** actually works)...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

We should play a game.

Who is dumber at math?

day_trippr vs hoppy.

Go!

 

[HoppyDaze]

we should play a game.

Who is dumber at math?

Day_trippr vs hoppy.

Go!

4?

 

[finsfan]

Is it tomorrow yet?