Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

I Googled "dolphin slaughter" and holy god what a bloody collection of images!
Just horrible.

I really think the NFL should put a PG warning on the upcoming TNF game...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Meh. That's weak sauce, son.

Wait- let me explain: a resume is for someone who doesn't have a strong enough reputation.

The only resume I ever wrote was the one right out of college in 1973 and indeed got me hired by IBM.

A handful of years later someone at Cambex poached me, then 6 years later someone at Digital poached me, then 17 years later someone at Stratus poached me. 8 years later I tried to retire and ended up being recruited as a contractor.

42 years and counting on that one resume...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Meh. That's weak sauce, son.

Wait- let me explain: a resume is for someone who doesn't have a strong enough reputation.

The only resume I ever wrote was the one right out of college in 1973 and indeed got me hired by IBM.

A handful of years later someone at Cambex poached me, then 6 years later someone at Digital poached me, then 17 years later someone at Stratus poached me. 8 years later I tried to retire and ended up being recruited as a contractor.

42 years and counting on that one resume...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Somebody sounds a little defensive and over compensating. Must've struck a nerve

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... that's gold and I'm sad I hadn't found that previously.

 

[day_trippr]

Nah, just been working my way through the tap list all afternoon, got into that retort a little heavy

Deal.

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's extra funny cuz I was totally thinking about how many words that was.

I was all... Zzzz... Zzzzz. Wha? Wha? A resume... Zzz..... Zzzzz

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah, just been working my way through the tap list all afternoon, got into that retort a little heavy



Deal.



Cheers!

You should totally drink less

 

[user 574]

Jeezuz tripper, how many liver transplants you have so far? I give ya respect for still being able to see the computer screen (you should go LCD) and able to move a full carboy. And you can probably throw away these you've been holding on to as well.

:cross:

 

[bluemoose]

I think my last resume was on one of these.
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[motobrewer]

meh. That's weak sauce, son.



Wait- let me explain: A resume is for someone who doesn't have a strong enough reputation.



The only resume i ever wrote was the one right out of college in 1973 and indeed got me hired by ibm.



A handful of years later someone at cambex poached me, then 6 years later someone at digital poached me, then 17 years later someone at stratus poached me. 8 years later i tried to retire and ended up being recruited as a contractor.



42 years and counting on that one resume...



Cheers!

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[GenIke]

The real question is how many wedgies do you resume nerds get in an average day?

 

[day_trippr]

You should totally drink less

Meh. Where's the fun in that?

Jeezuz tripper, how many liver transplants you have so far?[...]

That would be zero - so far

Coincidently - and here's something else for nobody else to give a crap about - I just had my annual checkup.
In spite of expecting something to turn up at my age, it's all good.
And my ALT is holding steady at 18 - which is friggin' awesome, considering I challenge my liver every day

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

You are soooo wrong. We are really interested. It would be great if you could post more details. I think I speak for everyone here when I say we are hanging on every word.

 

[wobrien]

+1

How's your blood pressure?

 

[day_trippr]

lol
120/80 - effin' perfect.
I'm tellin' ya, it's all good.

ok, so I got a little nuts tonight, but after dealing with everything last week I was totally due for a blow-out...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

Had the 280 lb "was a working farmer man, now a Doctor" finger prostate check eh? At least you think it was a finger

 

[motobrewer]

Daytripper had a blow out.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's not the ALT that's a problem for drunkards but the AST. Your pancreas is throbbing and will probably explode like a water ballon by Sunday

 

[the_bird]

Daytripper had a blow out.

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Odd thing is, this is more intelligent than 99% of the **** you usually post.

 

[motobrewer]

what the hell. why does that post look fine on my phone but not my computer?

 

[the_bird]

My comment stands either way.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Mom must have updated the parental controls again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

what the hell. why does that post look fine on my phone but not my computer?

Because you're stupid

 

[bluemoose]

Relevant fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

now you guys are peeing on babies, nice.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah, Boston's a f--ked up place

 

[motobrewer]

man. if you guys get some downtime, like i did at this stupid meeting, you should go back and read posts #10979 - #11053.

i had to leave the room i almost bust out laughing.

 

[wobrien]

Lol. As a newcomer to the thread, I appreciate the history lesson.

 

[bluemoose]

Too busy being awesome to look back.
Moto, looking back, kinda like talking about those "championships" in the 1800's.