Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

PLEEEEEEEEASE let the Seahawks make him the highest paid player in the league. PLEEEEEEEEASE do that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

you're so obsessed with the Seahawks. Is your male model idol not doing it for you anymore?

 

[Cape Brewing]

you're so obsessed with the Seahawks. Is your male model idol not doing it for you anymore?

If I'm so obsessed with the Seahawks, what does that make everyone else on this thread given their attention to the Patriots?

And what male model idol do you speak of?? Do you mean four-time Super Bowl Champion and greatest QB ever to play the game, Mr. Tom Brady?? IS that who you mean?

 

[HoppyDaze]

yes, that cheating liar

 

[Cape Brewing]

so racist....

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Have you thought about the option of shutting your whore mouth? That's the best choice here...

Wassup little boy? Wanna bet this is the last year that Wilson is not on the roster?

 

[finsfan]

Wassup little boy? Wanna bet this is the last year that Wilson is not on the roster?

So he wont be on the roster this year but will starting next?

 

[day_trippr]

Wassup little boy? Wanna bet this is the last year that Wilson is not on the roster?

"Using words are hard!"

 

[bluemoose]

Do people really still say wassup, Let alone typing it?

 

[GenIke]

Wassup guys, did you see Clay Matthews starting in goal tonight for Germany in the womens world cup?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

yo, wassup bitches,you know what I meant.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do people really still say wassup, Let alone typing it?

Well he is a motorcycle guy.

http://youtu.be/X2CAiuKH5IY

 

[Cape Brewing]

So.... What it's saying is.... Tom Brady is essentially better at golf than Tiger Woods is right now.

http://www.boston.com/sports/footba...story.html?s_campaign=bcom:socialflow:twitter

Color me not remotely surprised.

 

[finsfan]

I could beat a pro too if I was given 12 shots....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Christina Kim would knock your lights out and steal your lunch before you even made it to the first tee.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I could beat a pro too if I was given 12 shots....

I am very skeptical of your claim

 

[finsfan]

I am very skeptical of your claim

This may be the most reasonable thing you have ever said in this thread.

 

[bluemoose]

I could beat a pro too if I was given 12 shots....

Per hole.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I can't believe how much Sheldon Richardson, and really... the entire Jet's organization... cheats. It's unreal

 

[wobrien]

I can't believe how much Sheldon Richardson, and really... the entire Jet's organization... cheats. It's unreal

You got balls

 

[Darwin18]

I can't believe how much Sheldon Richardson, and really... the entire Jet's organization... cheats. It's unreal

I would just stop trying to talk about cheating and mass murdering if I were a Pats fan.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Once again... Once the Pats suspected they had a mass murderer on the team... they instantly cut him, eating a monster amount of cap space.

Have the Jets cut Richardson yet??

Has the Ravens cut Suggs yet?

Cowboys signed Greg Hardy no problem...

 

[wobrien]

Leave the Cowboys out of it. EVERYONE agrees that the entire Cowboys organization is comprised of scumbags.

 

[Darwin18]

Have the Jets cut Richardson yet??

Did the Pats cut Brady or fire Belichick? Nope.

There's also a very clear difference here with Richardson versus the situation with Brady.

Here's what Richardson had to say after getting caught:

"I apologize for letting down my family, teammates, this organization and the fans. However, words aren't enough. This is something that can only be addressed by how I handle myself from this point on."

Richardson admitted his mistake and in a year or two no one is going to remember this. Brady decided to take the ****** route, just like A-Rod, and first coyly pretended he didn't understand and then later decided to obstruct the NFL. ****, he even threw the equipment managers under the bus just like A-Rod did with the team doctors.

 

[Cape Brewing]

False accusations... Every one of em

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll be honest... I did NOT see Russell Wilson's slow downward spiral into insanity coming.... BUT I am really enjoying these initial stages.

Fascinating stuff.

 

[WesleyS]

I'll be honest... I did NOT see Russell Wilson's slow downward spiral into insanity coming.... BUT I am really enjoying these initial stages.

Fascinating stuff.

Atleast he's hosting the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Sports Awards. So....he has that going for him.

 

[Darwin18]

He did the smart thing and dumped that horse he was married to too before she could cash in on his second contract. Smart move.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder how much God told him his next contract should be worth.

 

[Darwin18]

More than we'll ever see in our lifetime.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speak for yourself. I'm super rich

 

[bob1852]

Speak for yourself. I'm super rich

That new bling looks really nice.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Speak for yourself. I'm super rich

We've all seen your tailgate rig, and I must say, it's a beaut. Only a rich person could afford something like that.

 

[bluemoose]

We've all seen your tailgate rig, and I must say, it's a beaut. Only a rich person could afford something like that.

Having been in said tailgate rig, I must say, it is much more spacious on the inside. I got lost between the billiard room and the hot tub.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet the moldy tarp smell is elegant.

 

[motobrewer]

cape's a 1%er bank exec who got a huge government bailout-backed bonus

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Conical fermenting mothaflocca!

 

[paulthenurse]

cape's a 1%er bank exec who got a huge government bailout-backed bonus

25 gallon conicals ain't exactly cheap, Biatch. How's a man supposed to get ahead in this world without a little bit of a helping hand?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!

Yeah.... you're all dicks.

 

[paulthenurse]

I know you are but what am I?

Never mind. Don't answer that.