Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Earl Thomas signs 4yr deal $40M

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's like you can almost hear the "one-hit-wonders" chant now.


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[HoppyDaze]

And again, Patriots fans show why they are the least knowledgeable of them all.

 

[bluemoose]

Haven't seen the contract, but I hope Pete keeps spending money like a drunken sailor. And I really hAte to disparage drunken sailors with that comparison. They should make Russell Wilson the highest paid QB in the league.


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[ChshreCat]

Just two more players to lock up and one of them can be covered by the franchise tag. Don't worry. The Seahawks will be dominating your sorry misfits you call teams for years to come. That's why the networks won't air their home games in prime time. Nobody wants to watch Seattle blow people out every Monday night.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Why are people talking about Football in April? Holy crap you need another hobby. Can I suggest homebrewing?

 

[bluemoose]

No. Now go away and play with the other kids. The grownups are talking.

 

[Darwin18]

Why are people talking about Football in April? Holy crap you need another hobby. Can I suggest homebrewing?

We should be talking about the draft right about now but the NFL in their infinite wisdom has decided to push that back another two weeks. What does it matter? The Jets are just going to blow their 1st round pick on another DL or CB and continue to ignore the offense.

 

[finsfan]

So much for Seattle being able to continue their "expert" draft picks. Have fun with Ireland.

 

[Darwin18]

Still a bit sore about the Dion Jordon pick?

 

[finsfan]

Still a bit sore about the Dion Jordon pick?

Not at all. He was one of the better first rounders Ireland picked up. Not every rookie, or even close to a quarter of them, have a breakout first year.

 

[Punity]

So much for Seattle being able to continue their "expert" draft picks. Have fun with Ireland.

Unlike the Fins seattle isn't going to let Ireland actually make any picks. And keep telling yourself an overreached DE will ever amount to more then a laugh by the rest of the AFC east.

 

[finsfan]

Unlike the Fins seattle isn't going to let Ireland actually make any picks. And keep telling yourself an overreached DE will ever amount to more then a laugh by the rest of the AFC east.

So you honestly think they brought him in to stand in the corner with a Seattle hat on, and do nothing? He is still going to have say and input into each pick.

 

[Punity]

So you honestly think they brought him in to stand in the corner with a Seattle hat on, and do nothing? He is still going to have say and input into each pick.

Yes we all work with people who have "input". JS PCand Cable are the only three that matter.

 

[ChshreCat]

So you honestly think they brought him in to stand in the corner with a Seattle hat on, and do nothing? He is still going to have say and input into each pick.

They're going to ask him "Ok... who's the LAST guy the dolphins would ever pick?" and take that guy. Boom, pro bowler.

 

[Punity]

they're going to ask him "ok... Who's the last guy the dolphins would ever pick?" and take that guy. Boom, pro bowler.

hof

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats are already up 14 pts on their week 1 game

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Cape Brewing]

... just sayin'




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[Cape Brewing]

I realized they were TMDTOTM for football... I didn't realize they were practically TMDTOTM for ALL sports.... Although it's not at all a surprise.


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[bluemoose]

By the end of this season, Pats should be first on that list.

 

[Cape Brewing]

By the end of this season, Pats should be first on that list.

I struggle to imagine any realistic potential scenario where that wouldn't be the case.

Maybe if the entire team died in a plane crash or something I guess.


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[bluemoose]

Wait for the "but, but ,but this one time, we won the Super Bowl" comment.

It's coming...

 

[Punity]

Wait for the "but, but ,but this one time, we won the Super Bowl" comment.

It's coming...

Sounds like a fin fan in denial

 

[the_bird]

I struggle to imagine any realistic potential scenario where that wouldn't be the case.

Maybe if the entire team died in a plane crash or something I guess.

I don't know; the practice squad doesn't travel to road games, I don't think. They'd be fine.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I realized they were TMDTOTM for football... I didn't realize they were practically TMDTOTM for ALL sports.... Although it's not at all a surprise.


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embarrassed for you

 

[Cape Brewing]

embarrassed for you

Haters gonna hate...



In other news...


Sum'ah, sum'ah, sum'ah tiiiiime...

(Pats sign Will Smith)

One of the better signings this offseason by any team.

 

[Punity]

Haters gonna hate...



In other news...


Sum'ah, sum'ah, sum'ah tiiiiime...

(Pats sign Will Smith)

One of the better signings this offseason by any team.

Did you get Jazzy Jeff in the deal also?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you get Jazzy Jeff in the deal also?

Cousin Carlton would make a much better ball player.

 

[bob1852]

... just sayin'

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That's a nice winning percentage for not having won the super bowl in a decade.