Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[GenIke]

^^What a strange coincidence!

 

[wobrien]

Does throatzilla sound like the type of hooker you would stiff? Pardon the pun.

 

[user 574]

Put this thread into lockout until July 20th. I only got so much time left and I don't need to blow it reading this self-love fappin' diatribe.

PM me your bank account and routing # if you really care about your fellow HBT'er

 

[DakotaRules]

Go Vikings!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not paying a hooker is totally a rookie move. What are they teaching these guys in OTA's?!?

It's easier to stuff them in a trunk or under the mattress than paying them.

 

[paulthenurse]

Build a shed.

 

[bluemoose]

Build a shed.

And start a thread about the build, that would be epic! Oh, wait...

 

[paulthenurse]

You funny.

 

[bluemoose]

I took an informal poll. Most people in Ireland like the Patriots.

 

[paulthenurse]

God made the Irish #2

They would be #1 but the Pats have that position locked up.

 

[Darwin18]

I took an informal poll. Most people in Ireland like the Patriots.

Most people in Ireland are short, angry, and drunk. Way too many gingers in one location too. Not the best company for the Patriots to be in.

 

[paulthenurse]

Most people in New England are from Ireland.

 

[Darwin18]

No. They have Irish ancestry. They're not from Ireland.

 

[paulthenurse]

What evahhh

 

[Darwin18]

Typical of NE fans trying to inflate themselves into something they're not. Sorry to deflate but you're a Masshole. You ain't no Irishman.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Geno Smith.

Just a reminder

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh also...

Just a reminder...

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[paulthenurse]

As it happens, I am an Irish citizen. So you would be wrong yet again.

 

[HoppyDaze]

As it happens, I am an Irish citizen. So you would be wrong yet again.

Red pubes and a necklace made of lucky charms doesn't make you an Irish citizen.

 

[paulthenurse]

First and goal from the one didn't win you a Super Bowl either. Just another reminder.

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Paulie FTW!

Cheers!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I took an informal poll. Most people in Ireland like the Patriots.

Well I also did an informal poll and most people in Ireland, never heard of the Patriots.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, are you an Irish citizen? No? Than no one cares about your stupid informal polls, because you're in San Diego and the Chargers and the Pack suck more than the Sea Squabs.

That and Tom Brady is married to a super model and Aaron Rodger's chin is bruised from some German gigilo's sack trauma.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Hey, are you an Irish citizen? No? Than no one cares about your stupid informal polls, because you're in San Diego and the Chargers and the Pack suck more than the Sea Squabs.

That and Tom Brady is married to a super model and Aaron Rodger's chin is bruised from some German gigilo's sack trauma.

OMG, Brady is married to a super model? Wow, I am so frickin impressed. I'm going to start touching everyone that is a dense Patriot fan, so I can say, "I touched a dense Patriot fan and they are gay about Brady who married a super model......

 

[HoppyDaze]

lol! Paulie FTW!

Cheers!

Really ? I was going to make a comment about how bland and out of context that response was. Still on that? You fvcks need situational awareness. Your mother's are whores and Tom Brady would rather sniff his own taint than recognize your existence. But keep worshiping him you losers.

 

[Darwin18]

Geno Smith.

Just a reminder

Bryce Petty?

 

[paulthenurse]

Damn. You guys really are butt sore about this aren't you? Hey, I get it. The Pats used to suck like your loser teams do now. And someday they'll probably suck again

It's just so damned nice right now. For us. Not for you. Your teams suck

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

asterisk x 4

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

asterisk x 4

gfy

 

[Darwin18]

Apparently Methuen, MA is in Massachusetts....

 

[paulthenurse]

He's not one of us. Just do like we do and put him on "Ignore." Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

and ya think Bobby is mad? You mad Bobby? Bobby? Yo Bobby!! ah, he's probably cleaning his Brady Fathead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Sigh)

 

[GenIke]

Tomorrow is judgement day, right? Wonder what Brady is having for his last meal?

 

[GenIke]

Never mind, I looked it up. He's having Cheetos.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Never mind, I looked it up. He's having Cheetos.

gotta link?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ohhhh nooooo. Michael Bennett likely going to hold out over contract?? Who saw THAT coming??


"Russell Wilson wants to be highest paid player"

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[bluemoose]

But don't the Seahawks believe in team first??? Why would he hold out?
If Russell Wilson is the highest paid player will he be allowed to hand off on the goal line?

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

there are three options for the Seahawks and Wilson beyond 2015: (1) new multi-year contract with Seattle; (2) exclusive franchise tag, which prevents him for entertaining offers elsewhere; and (3) non-exclusive franchise tag, which allows another team to sign Wilson to an offer sheet, and to give up two first-round picks if the offer sheet isn’t matched.

There’s also a fourth option. The Seahawks could trade Wilson.
read more on www.profootballtalk.com

 

[HoppyDaze]

there are three options for the Seahawks and Wilson beyond 2015: (1) new multi-year contract with Seattle; (2) exclusive franchise tag, which prevents him for entertaining offers elsewhere; and (3) non-exclusive franchise tag, which allows another team to sign Wilson to an offer sheet, and to give up two first-round picks if the offer sheet isn’t matched.



There’s also a fourth option. The Seahawks could trade Wilson.

read more on www.profootballtalk.com

Have you thought about the option of shutting your whore mouth? That's the best choice here...