Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

They're so going to win again this year. And I'm going to effin giggle... again

 

[paulthenurse]

That will be #5.
Unfortunately for JPP, I don't think he's getting #5 back.
Too bad.

 

[bluemoose]

Resign gostkowski, check
Best team in football, check
Fifth ring, only a matter of time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where is the Super Bowl this year? Santa Clara? I should start my annual hotel room search.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think I'm having deja vu? Oh wait, it's just you tards spewing the same weak **** over and over.

 

[bob1852]

Where is the Super Bowl this year? Santa Clara? I should start my annual hotel room search.

Are you gonna bring me a damn growler this time?

P.S. I want it empty. I'd rather put my beer in it than yours.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I'm having deja vu? Oh wait, it's just you tards spewing the same weak **** over and over.

When they stop winning we'll stop spewing the same shti.

Oh hey!! Look!! Now I can get into every azzwhoopin' they're going to lay on each team at home!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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[Cape Brewing]

Are you gonna bring me a damn growler this time?

No

 

[user 574]

Hey, congrats Boston that your snow has officially finally melted.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

When they stop winning we'll stop spewing the same shti.

Oh hey!! Look!! Now I can get into every azzwhoopin' they're going to lay on each team at home!

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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think they will ever win a SB without an * ?

 

[bluemoose]

You're an * without the terisk.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

I'm an as? but sorry you can't handle the truth.....****

 

[day_trippr]

Factually, the only one having trouble with the truth here is in San Diego...

Cheers!

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

factually you are dense

 

[HoppyDaze]

factually you are dense

Your face is dense.

On a way more important note: DeSean Jackson reminds us that just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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[wobrien]

Your face is dense.

On a way more important note: DeSean Jackson reminds us that just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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Is he/she transitioning?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... and people make fun of Brady??

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Wow... and people make fun of Brady??

well he is goofy

 

[HoppyDaze]

Thinking about bringing the lady to Boston in a couple months. Did you guys scoop up all the dead hookers and tuna carcasses from your left over snow pile yet?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Awwwwwww man.... Sorry Hoppy. Boston's closed for the rest of the year. Someone shoulda told you.

I hear Hartford is nice in the fall.

 

[bluemoose]

Or stoughton. I hear stoughton is nice that time of year.

 

[Darwin18]

Shouldn't you Masstards be loading up your station wagons and minivans at Brimfield?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea what that is supposed to mean

 

[Darwin18]

Google it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[paulthenurse]

Thinking about bringing the lady to Boston in a couple months. Did you guys scoop up all the dead hookers and tuna carcasses from your left over snow pile yet?

Masstoberfest is NOT being held the first Saturday in October. And even if it were, you wouldn't be invited.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't you have a cozy B&B that he can stay under until Masstoberfest? I think you call it "the shed"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Masstoberfest is NOT being held the first Saturday in October. And even if it were, you wouldn't be invited.

Make me a pizza

 

[paulthenurse]

Abbraa Kadabbra.

Pooof!!!!

You're a pizza.

 

[paulthenurse]

So hey Poon Slayer,

Why you bringing 'the lady' out here? We have all of these colleges out here with young coeds who would probably be knocked right out of their thongs after spending five minutes talking to a sophisticate like you. You could be Slayin' and Playin'. Show us how it's done.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't you have a cozy B&B that he can stay under until Masstoberfest? I think you call it "the shed"

That space is currently unavailable.

 

[motobrewer]

ohhh man!!!!! poon slayer! i totally forgot about that one.

what a classic.

 

[paulthenurse]

ohhh man!!!!! poon slayer! i totally forgot about that one.

what a classic.

How could you ever forget that? One of the best lines ever typed on the internet, made all the better because he was totally serious.

"Ya, I lived right around the corner from where they filmed Animal House. I used to deal in more crack there than El Chapo. Slayed it. Absolutely SLAYED it.

What? No. No, I didn't actually GO there. Well, I WENT there all the time but you know what I mean... I used to troll for Poon. Drive along in my 74 Coupe de Ville... The bitches be throwin' themselves at me. Hey there little girl, how you doing? Good times. Gooooood times."

Poon Slayer. Internet legend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh... I've seen better

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeeeeaaahhh. You like that... don'choo Bono!?

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[paulthenurse]

You should photoshop your own face on.

 

[HoppyDaze]

How could you ever forget that? One of the best lines ever typed on the internet, made all the better because he was totally serious.

"Ya, I lived right around the corner from where they filmed Animal House. I used to deal in more crack there than El Chapo. Slayed it. Absolutely SLAYED it.

What? No. No, I didn't actually GO there. Well, I WENT there all the time but you know what I mean... I used to troll for Poon. Drive along in my 74 Coupe de Ville... The bitches be throwin' themselves at me. Hey there little girl, how you doing? Good times. Gooooood times."

Poon Slayer. Internet legend.

That's pretty much exactly how it all went down. Way more poon though...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeeeeaaahhh. You like that... don'choo Bono!?

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what an amazing group of d-bag a-holes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

what an amazing group of d-bag a-holes.

I bet you Bono has never worn a Seahawks four-trophy SB ring. Know how I am so sure about that?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet you Bono has never worn a Seahawks four-trophy SB ring. Know how I am so sure about that?

he's inside you right now?