Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[stratslinger]

We may be getting carried away here - but I think it works for basket ball too! Just substitute "basket" for "endzone."

How have I never seen this before?

 

[Darwin18]

I hate the Pats, but even I'm not dumb enough to pick against Brady at home, as a 2.5 underdog and with Manning playing in the cold (and missing 2 critical wide receivers) especially since he'll be in "Eff You Mode" after last week's game.

 

[motobrewer]

i think you're selling yourself a bit short here.

you're a jets fan - you ARE that dumb. have some faith in yourself.

 

[Darwin18]

i think you're selling yourself a bit short here.

you're a jets fan - you ARE that dumb. have some faith in yourself.

Faith restored. The Jets will make the playoffs. Rexy is a top 10 head coach and will win Coach of The Year. Geno Smith will stop throwing the ball to the other team and/or dropping it on the ground. Derp derp derp....

 

[h22lude]

(and missing 2 critical wide receivers)

Who is out? I wasn't able to find much. I know welker was limited yesterday and Thomas has been hurting.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bury the Broncos. Ya gotta remember.... it's still regular season. Peyton throws for 7.4 million yards during the regular season. Now.... If it was the playoffs... Different story.

 

[Cape Brewing]

By the way... Happy Buttfumble Day everyone!!

Hey Darwin... Any big plans for the day? Some sorta feast or something?

 

[h22lude]

Bury the Broncos. Ya gotta remember.... it's still regular season. Peyton throws for 7.4 million yards during the regular season. Now.... If it was the playoffs... Different story.

What section are your tickets?

 

[Cape Brewing]

What section are your tickets?

I am in Section Awesome.

 

[Darwin18]

By the way... Happy Buttfumble Day everyone!!

Hey Darwin... Any big plans for the day? Some sorta feast or something?

It's just another day for a long suffering franchise. The day that Sanchez is released will be a feast day.

 

[finsfan]

I am in Section Awesome.

Sound like someones response who doesnt have season tickets

 

[stratslinger]

Cape, I'll have to keep an eye out for you, I'll be in Section "paid for by a vendor at work."

 

[Punity]

Cape, I'll have to keep an eye out for you, I'll be in Section "paid for by a vendor at work."

Love that section at any stadium

 

[McBrewskie]

Fuck the NFL.

 

[Punity]

**** the NFL.

Oh my god. You're a liar.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sound like someones response who doesnt have season tickets

Whatever Mindsculpter

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh my god. You're a liar.

Actually, didn't watch the game. Heard that there was a worse hit that wasn't called then saw the gif.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Whatever Mindsculpter

You wanna read the handle of the person who posted that again?

 

[bluemoose]

Sound like someones response who doesnt have season tickets

Funny, Cape even has his own special tailgating parking spot.

Me: ( to the parking attendant). You know a guy with a ugly gray tailgating trailer?
Parking Attendant: oh Sh!t yeah, follow me I'll put you right next to him.
Me: thanks man.
Parking attendant: hope he didn't drink whiskey last night...

 

[bluemoose]

You wanna read the handle of the person who posted that again?

I think he was comparing Finsfan's doucheyness to yours. PKU.

 

[Punity]

Actually, didn't watch the game. Heard that there was a worse hit that wasn't called then saw the gif.

The fact that you are still following makes you a liar. Shouldnt you have used that time you wasted ,posting something no one here cares about, constructively m

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry for the side track but... We need to vote soon on best threadism.... I really think "relevant fact" is way up there.

The sincerity with which it was said... The absolute disgust with which it was said... And its re-usability.

Just an quick standing O for punity... Solid work man.

(Assuming I am crediting it appropriately

"Uppity Bro" has mega potential though.

 

[bob1852]

Sorry for the side track but... We need to vote soon on best threadism.... I really think "relevant fact" is way up there.

The sincerity with which it was said... The absolute disgust with which it was said... And its re-usability.

Just an quick standing O for punity... Solid work man.

(Assuming I am crediting it appropriately

"Uppity Bro" has mega potential though.

Quit being so hoppy...

 

[Punity]

Sorry for the side track but... We need to vote soon on best threadism.... I really think "relevant fact" is way up there.

The sincerity with which it was said... The absolute disgust with which it was said... And its re-usability.

Just an quick standing O for punity... Solid work man.

(Assuming I am crediting it appropriately

"Uppity Bro" has mega potential though.

What do I Win Oregons NC?

 

[McBrewskie]

Sorry for the side track but... We need to vote soon on best threadism.... I really think "relevant fact" is way up there.

The sincerity with which it was said... The absolute disgust with which it was said... And its re-usability.

Just an quick standing O for punity... Solid work man.

(Assuming I am crediting it appropriately

"Uppity Bro" has mega potential though.

I was relevant fact good sir.

 

[Punity]

I was relevant fact good sir.

There you are caring again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do I Win Oregons NC?

Yes. You get all of the benefits they got when they won the NC.

Wait

What?

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

umm... yeah... I got it. Moto was able to clear up the confusion for me. At first I didn't get the whole "if the Falcons had scored more, they would have won" part but now I got it.

I'm emailing Belichick now.

"Dear Bill, I am a season ticket holder and while I have a tremendous amount of respect for your ability to run the team but... I just heard this idea on the interwebs that CAN NOT be beat. See... what you wanna do against the Broncos this weekend is... find the endzone... MORE than the Broncos. I know.. I know... it's craaaaaaaazy but I have a feeling this might work. When the Broncos are trying to find the endzone... don't let them!!! But then you SHOULD find the endzone. Combine those two strategies and I predict Manning Face."

I'll laying huge money on the Pats.

Maybe I should have looked at your body of work before expecting a tiny iota of common sense or football knowledge. Bill Belichek probably talks about finishing drives when his team fails to do it. Same way as I'm sure Mike Smith is talking about with his team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I was relevant fact good sir.

Really??? Ah crap. Man, I am mangling it lately. I'm off my game.

"Relevant fact" was a good one.

Like I was saying though... "Uppity bro" is gaining steam

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe I should have looked at your body of work before expecting a tiny iota of common sense or football knowledge. Bill Belichek probably talks about finishing drives when his team fails to do it. Same way as I'm sure Mike Smith is talking about with his team.

... and by "finishing drives" you mean... "Score points".

Wow. You're really going to keep fighting this fight??