Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Mindsculptor]

LOL!!!!

It's like the gift that just keeps giving.

Don't get uppity bro, Norton barely counts as civilization.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't get uppity bro, Norton barely counts as civilization.

Punity.... Finsfan... Meet your spawn

 

[day_trippr]

Wait, surely you're not serious? I lived in New England for six years. A lot of very nice and decent people, but for the most part I have never seen a group of people so content to meander through life ignorant of the world around them and bitter despite that fact.

Cool story, bro!

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

Punity.... Finsfan... Meet your spawn

at least i upgraded from acid boy, im now with punity Look out cape!

 

[Cape Brewing]

at least i upgraded from acid boy, im now with punity Look out cape!

Ahhh crap. That's what I meant... Accidic instead on punity.

Damn it.

 

[finsfan]

ahhh crap. That's what i meant... Accidic instead on punity.

Damn it.

too late! ID say acid has a new friend with mind tho

 

[bluemoose]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[Punity]

Its ok cape I knew where your heart was.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Punity.... Finsfan... Meet your spawn

LOL. You probably meant that as an insult, but coming from a Patriots fan I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[finsfan]

LOL. You probably meant that as an insult, but coming from a Patriots fan I'll take that as a compliment.

It could be consider that. If he would have mentioned acid tho, thats when you take offense

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is being uppity Bro a new relevant fact??

I think it has real potential. Not gonna lie.

 

[HoppyDaze]

"uppity bro" does have a nice ring to it.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Is being uppity Bro a new relevant fact??

I think it has real potential. Not gonna lie.

I would say that your ability to misinterpret the English language is amazing, but... Homo inferus bostonensis.

 

[bluemoose]

I would say that your ability to misinterpret the English language is amazing, but... Homo inferus bostonensis.

Now this is being uppity Bro.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Now this is being uppity Bro.

You understood that? I'm shocked.

 

[ChshreCat]

You should all have a great weekend since there's no chance of your teams getting whipped by the Seahawks. You deserve at least one week of peace before your seasons end in disappointment.

 

[finsfan]

You should all have a great weekend since there's no chance of your teams getting whipped by the Seahawks. You deserve at least one week of peace before your seasons end in disappointment.

the saints will crush the hawks once sporles is back. The pathers will at least win one game against them, and that just embarrassing

 

[ChshreCat]

the saints will crush the hawks once sporles is back. The pathers will at least win one game against them, and that just embarrassing

LOL... Seattle will destroy the Saints TWICE this season.

 

[Punity]

LOL... Seattle will destroy the Saints TWICE this season.

Not even close. 17 against the falcons with that vaunted O. Child please.

 

[Punity]

the saints will crush the hawks once sporles is back. The pathers will at least win one game against them, and that just embarrassing

Buahahahahaha there can only be on mighty midget that makes a difference next Monday

 

[Cape Brewing]

You understood that? I'm shocked.

Wow... I think you're still being super uppity bro.

 

[motobrewer]

i heart mindsculptor

 

[Cape Brewing]

i heart mindsculptor

Who doesn't? Really?

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Not even close. 17 against the falcons with that vaunted O. Child please.

Falcons always play the Saints hard. If the Falcons offense could have finished drives they would have won. The Saints saw less of the ball.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Falcons always play the Saints hard. If the Falcons offense could have finished drives they would have won. The Saints saw less of the ball.

So, you mean if the Falcons had scored more points, they would have won?

That's the kid of dynamite analysis we usually expect from Hoppy.

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

So, you mean if the Falcons had scored more points, they would have won?

That's the kid of dynamite analysis we usually expect from Hoppy.

That's the type of reading comprehension I don't expect from people who are old enough to brew beer.

Put in simple terms for you the Falcons and the Saints had the same number of scoring drives. The difference is that the Saints foudn the endzone more. AKA finished drives.

Got it now?

 

[motobrewer]

so, what you're saying is, when the saints had the ball, they scored touchdowns. and when the falcons had the ball, they did not score touchdowns.

and that caused the falcons to lose the game?

hrm, football is hard sometimes.

 

[Punity]

so, what you're saying is, when the saints had the ball, they scored touchdowns. and when the falcons had the ball, they did not score touchdowns.

and that caused the falcons to lose the game?

hrm, football is hard sometimes.

Math, I know right.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's the type of reading comprehension I don't expect from people who are old enough to brew beer.

Put in simple terms for you the Falcons and the Saints had the same number of scoring drives. The difference is that the Saints foudn the endzone more. AKA finished drives.

Got it now?

umm... yeah... I got it. Moto was able to clear up the confusion for me. At first I didn't get the whole "if the Falcons had scored more, they would have won" part but now I got it.

I'm emailing Belichick now.

"Dear Bill, I am a season ticket holder and while I have a tremendous amount of respect for your ability to run the team but... I just heard this idea on the interwebs that CAN NOT be beat. See... what you wanna do against the Broncos this weekend is... find the endzone... MORE than the Broncos. I know.. I know... it's craaaaaaaazy but I have a feeling this might work. When the Broncos are trying to find the endzone... don't let them!!! But then you SHOULD find the endzone. Combine those two strategies and I predict Manning Face."

I'll laying huge money on the Pats.

 

[Cape Brewing]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!

It works for hockey too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instead of using the word "endzone" though... just substitute it with "net"!!!

Mind.... BLOWN.