Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

All you New England Jonathan Martins carry on, it greatly amuses me. Or we can get back to talking football. I'll let y'all make the call.

I made a call. To your mom! Heeeeey yoooo!

 

[Cape Brewing]

A little pee just came out I was laughing so hard

 

[Mindsculptor]

I made a call. To your mom! Heeeeey yoooo!

Am I supposed to be insulted?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Am I supposed to be insulted?

You're supposed to put in a good word for me.

 

[finsfan]

Sanchez is at it again. He got his hair did for the butt fumble anniversary yesterday

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap20...anchez-in-cornrows-on-butt-fumble-anniversary

 

[ChshreCat]

Sanchez is at it again. He got his hair did for the butt fumble anniversary yesterday

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap20...anchez-in-cornrows-on-butt-fumble-anniversary

Cornrows for the cornholes. Logical choice.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Sanchez is at it again. He got his hair did for the butt fumble anniversary yesterday

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap20...anchez-in-cornrows-on-butt-fumble-anniversary

I guess football = soap.

 

[day_trippr]

Some invested party might have to talk Hoppy down off whatever ledge he's perched upon right about now...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Wow. Lot of good stuff last few pages. Also the normal garbage.

My favorite part was when hippo got all hoppy and thought field goals were worth 30 points. Good stuff.

 

[Punity]

Some invested party might have to talk Hoppy down off whatever ledge he's perched upon right about now...

Cheers!

Who is this Arizona? Are they a good team, must be to take down a powerhouse NC fav like Oregon........overated calp clap clap clap clap

 

[finsfan]

Damn arizona kicked the schit out oregon!#

 

[ChshreCat]

So, Oregon lost to Arizona this week. Last week Arizona lost to Washington State. So, that means that the Cougars are better than the Ducks, right? Can I get a wheel here?

 

[motobrewer]

So, Oregon lost to Arizona this week. Last week Arizona lost to Washington State. So, that means that the Cougars are better than the Ducks, right? Can I get a wheel here?

There's so much win here it's not even funny.

Wait, actually, it's f--king hilarious!!!

 

[motobrewer]

Some invested party might have to talk Hoppy down off whatever ledge he's perched upon right about now... Cheers!

There's nobody invested in hoppy.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So, Oregon lost to Arizona this week. Last week Arizona lost to Washington State. So, that means that the Cougars are better than the Ducks, right? Can I get a wheel here?

Working on it

 

[h22lude]

You know your QB sucks when they use the wildcat to eliminate any fumbles Hahaha terrible

Edit: 4 plays in the 1st quarter they didn't use Geno as QB. Hahaha Rex has a lot of confidence in him lol

 

[motobrewer]

You know your QB sucks when they use the wildcat to eliminate any fumbles Hahaha terrible Edit: 4 plays in the 1st quarter they didn't use Geno as QB. Hahaha Rex has a lot of confidence in him lol

You should say "hahaha" more. It's totally cool.

 

[h22lude]

You should say "hahaha" more. It's totally cool.

Hahaha good one

 

[motobrewer]

Hahaha good one

See? Told ya. You're the coolest guy you know.

 

[h22lude]

See? Told ya. You're the coolest guy you know.

Hahaha

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Rivers is derpin his way to victory.

 

[bob1852]

sCam Newton's dive to get that late hit that led to the winning TD would've made any English Premiere League striker proud.

Between the dumb defenseless player penalties and rewarding faking, the NFL is going soft...

 

[day_trippr]

In these difficult times, a glance at the Eastern Division AFC standings is comforting.
Goal #1: Make the freakin' playoffs. Anything can happen after that...

Meanwhile, the Jets actualized MASSIVE SUCK...and the 'Fins reverted to themselves (though to their credit, they dodged Inevitability for 59 minutes).

Yup. Comforting...no matter what happens tonight...

Speaking of which: the weather is downright awful - I can't even comprehend playing out there tonight. The wind's gonna be a bitch for both sides.

Historically, this has always favored the Patriots. We'll see.
I can't recall a defense so obliterated by injury in recent history, there are key holes all over the place, run or pass.

Finally, there's the Welker Situation: Standing Boo, or Standing Ovation?
My solution: on his first appearance, the entire stadium should give Welker a huge standing O. Give him a good 45 seconds to soak it in.

Then, from the next play on, relentlessly harass his ass back to the Stone Age.

Fingers Crossed...

Cheers!

ps: the answer to the 6th seed AFC question is: Pittsburg

 

[bob1852]

In these difficult times, a glance at the Eastern Division AFC standings is comforting.
Goal #1: Make the freakin' playoffs. Anything can happen after that...

Meanwhile, the Jets actualized MASSIVE SUCK...and the 'Fins reverted to themselves (though to their credit, they dodged Inevitability for 59 minutes).

Yup. Comforting...no matter what happens tonight...

Speaking of which: the weather is downright awful - I can't even comprehend playing out there tonight. The wind's gonna be a bitch for both sides.

Historically, this has always favored the Patriots. We'll see.
I can't recall a defense so obliterated by injury in recent history, there are key holes all over the place, run or pass.

Finally, there's the Welker Situation: Standing Boo, or Standing Ovation?
My solution: on his first appearance, the entire stadium should give Welker a huge standing O. Give him a good 45 seconds to soak it in.

Then, from the next play on, relentlessly harass his ass back to the Stone Age.

Fingers Crossed...

Cheers!

ps: the answer to the 6th seed AFC question is: Pittsburg

So take the under 55.5?

 

[day_trippr]

So take the under 55.5?

Wow, that high?
I'm tellin' ya, just stepping out on my deck for a puff is a punishing ordeal tonight.
If I was a person of the betting persuasion, I'd definitely take the under...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Brutal here all day. God bless those people going to the game. Good luck Cape!

 

[motobrewer]

Wow, that high? I'm tellin' ya, just stepping out on my deck for a puff is a punishing ordeal tonight. If I was a person of the betting persuasion, I'd definitely take the under... Cheers!

What a pansy. I was just out hunting in -1F. They sure make em tough in Boston!!

 

[bluemoose]

What a pansy. I was just out hunting in -1F. They sure make em tough in Boston!!

I was out earlier. 9 degrees here, wind chill made it -35 or so. Glad I was in a ground blind and not a tree stand

 

[motobrewer]

I was out earlier. 9 degrees here, wind chill made it -35 or so. Glad I was in a ground blind and not a tree stand

Yeah, because, that's possible.

Must be that south boston math.

 

[Punity]

Yeah, because, that's possible.

Must be that south boston math.

100mph winds blowin right off the ice kings ass