Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

Just wait until he learns not to take the foot off the gas pedal in the NFL. They could have easily ran that thing up to 50+ point last night...

Chimp never takes the foot of the gas pedal. The defense was starting to match them. Given time defenses will match, his offenses will still be good but they won't be revolutionary.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Chimp never takes the foot of the gas pedal. The defense was starting to match them. Given time defenses will match, his offenses will still be good but they won't be revolutionary.

'Chimp' hahahah!!!

"never takes his foot off the gas pedal" LOL What do you think he did in the second half of practically every college game he coached?

You lack the appropriate knowledge to participate in this conversation.

 

[bob1852]

'Chimp' hahahah!!!

"never takes his foot off the gas pedal" LOL What do you think he did in the second half of practically every college game he coached?

You lack the appropriate knowledge to participate in this conversation.

Like the Stanford game last year?

 

[finsfan]

Chimp never takes the foot of the gas pedal. The defense was starting to match them. Given time defenses will match, his offenses will still be good but they won't be revolutionary.

This is true. The offense can wear out just as fast as the defense. Even chip said it was slow

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...elly-philadelphia-eagles-offense-was-too-slow

 

[bob1852]

Chimp never takes the foot of the gas pedal. The defense was starting to match them. Given time defenses will match, his offenses will still be good but they won't be revolutionary.

Especially when the QB gets injured. Vick was definitely hurting; and this is only week 1.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sorry about back to back BCS bowl wins

 

[bob1852]

Sorry about back to back BCS bowl wins

Oh, isn't that cute. That's like me being excited because the Rattlers won another Arena Bowl championship.

 

[finsfan]

Sorry about back to back BCS bowl wins

We are talking about yesterday, not yesteryear

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh, isn't that cute. That's like me being excited because the Rattlers won another Arena Bowl championship.

Yeah, that's exactly the same...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, that's exactly the same...

... you're right... the Rattlers are good enough to be paid professionally

 

[McBrewskie]

Sorry about back to back BCS bowl wins

BCS? How about LOL? How did BCS wins work out for Steve Spurrier at Washington? This is the NFL, he won't have dominant athletes that are far beyond the talent of their competition in the NFL like he did at Oregon. He's obviously a good enough coach to adjust but let's not go thinking he's gonna Bill Walsh the league cause he's not.

 

[Accidic]

At the risk of stating the obvious and to be fair, Spurrier never had more than trash to work with at QB in Washington. Even Rex Grossman would have been a better QB option for him there. Ramsey? Wuerffel had been torn down by the time he got there and had no hope of being plugged in at that point. Hahaha. An over the hill Johnson acquired later was the closest to decent he ever ended up with. Don't get me wrong, I don't think he would have succeeded in the long run either but he never really did get anything to find out. At least Chimp has Vick... til he gets hurt anyway. (And yes, while Vick isn't that great of a nfl QB, he's leaps and bounds ahead of anything Spurrier had.)

 

[ChshreCat]

Especially when the QB gets injured. Vick was definitely hurting; and this is only week 1.

Good.

 

[Cape Brewing]

At the risk of blah blah blah blah zzz zzz.... Zzzzzz

 

[HoppyDaze]

At the risk of blah blah blah blah zzz zzz.... Zzzzzz

I stopped reading at "at" which is actually more than I usually read

 

[bluemoose]

I wish we could get Tums for this thread.

 

[Darwin18]

Feeling cautiously optimistic about tomorrow night's game. Not that I'm going to be able to watch it because it's on NFL network. Amendola is likely out for this game (weren't you railing about how he wasn't brittle 40 pages back Cape?) along with Vereen, making Edelman the Pats' #1 receiver. Say what you want about the Jets but their defense is solid and much better, and healthier, than the Bills were last week. If Geno keeps the turnovers to a minimum I think an upset is brewing.

 

[Darwin18]

The line for tomorrow night is -12.5 for the Pats? Are you kidding me? I wish I was in Vegas....

 

[Cape Brewing]

The line for tomorrow night is -12.5 for the Pats? Are you kidding me? I wish I was in Vegas....

I would put my house on that line if I was a Jets fan.

I bet that line drops to about freakin' 3.5 by kickoff

 

[ChshreCat]

Ain't no football fan like a Texans fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xAaI2czYqJg

 

[motobrewer]

I would put my house on that line if I was a Jets fan.

I bet that line drops to about freakin' 3.5 by kickoff

you don't have to be a jets fan to bet.

 

[ChshreCat]

http://profootballmock.com/iphone-text/intercepted-text-bill-belichicks-girlfriend-rex-ryans-wife/

 

[finsfan]

^ haha that about sums it up

 

[day_trippr]

Ain't no football fan like a Texans fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xAaI2czYqJg

15 seconds in, and..."bag of hammers" came to mind, right before killing it.

I'll take your word on the rest...

Cheers!

 

[Accidic]

You may be right but I still think the Pats will beat them by a solid TD at the absolute least.

And just because...

 

[Punity]

You may be right but I still think the Pats will beat them by a solid TD at the absolute least.

And just because...

Loss of points for reusing old unfunny material

 

[finsfan]

Loss of points for reusing old unfunny material

so whats his total, -135,351?

 

[bob1852]

The line for tomorrow night is -12.5 for the Pats? Are you kidding me? I wish I was in Vegas....

Don't need to be in Vegas to bet...

Oh, and just for Hoppy - I made a killing this weekend on Oregon -25.5. They nearly doubled that. lol.

Oregon opened this week at -20.5 and it's up to -28.5. I got it at -27.5.

 

[Punity]

so whats his total, -135,351?

He broke the meter long ago

 

[Walter_Whites_Batch]

Feeling cautiously optimistic about tomorrow night's game. Not that I'm going to be able to watch it because it's on NFL network. Amendola is likely out for this game (weren't you railing about how he wasn't brittle 40 pages back Cape?) along with Vereen, making Edelman the Pats' #1 receiver. Say what you want about the Jets but their defense is solid and much better, and healthier, than the Bills were last week. If Geno keeps the turnovers to a minimum I think an upset is brewing.

This is precisely why I don't want NE in my fantasy pool, and I hope everyone else takes them.

I'm leaning towards Houston, Baltimore, or even Green Bay (spits on floor in disgust of the mention of that team name)