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O dont act like you dont always bathe with steel wool you bama hick. Good thing our cable here doesnt suck and I saw the whole game in HD :D

Do you even have a team acid?
At least get your slurs correct you bumbling fish worshiping buffoon. Rednecks in Alabama. Hicks/Hillbillies in Tennessee/Kentucky etc. And to think here I was gonna comment on how much better the Tilapia looked against a @#$%ty team than their conference competition against the same.

Also, to answer your latter question, I've been a Titans fan since back in their Warren Moon days. They're god @#$%ing awful this year and they'll remain that way until they dump that PoS coach and Locker's worthless fragile @$$. My wife's a 49er fan so at least one of the games we actually want to see is worth watching at any given time apparently. I also tend to pull for the underdog QBs like SuperGinger and the Mighty Midget but I have to keep that @#$% reeled in or listen to the wife bitch about it.

You always want to start the season with a big play...

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I'm just glad they beat the Steelers for spite reasons but still... Just damn.

Here's what went though Brady's mind all day today...

"1st and 10... fade back... crap, where's Hernandez?!? Oh yeah... better dump it off."
"2nd and 7... fade back... crap, where's Welker?!? Oh yeah... better dump it off."
"3rd and 3... fade back... crap, where's Gronk?!? Oh yeah..."
Sounds about right. Heheh
 
At least get your slurs correct you bumbling fish worshiping buffoon. Rednecks in Alabama. Hicks/Hillbillies in Tennessee/Kentucky etc. And to think here I was gonna comment on how much better the Tilapia looked against a @#$%ty team than their conference competition against the same.

Also, to answer your latter question, I've been a Titans fan since back in their Warren Moon days. They're god @#$%ing awful this year and they'll remain that way until they dump that PoS coach and Locker's worthless fragile @$$. My wife's a 49er fan so at least one of the games we actually want to see is worth watching at any given time apparently. I also tend to pull for the underdog QBs like SuperGinger and the Mighty Midget but I have to keep that @#$% reeled in or listen to the wife bitch about it.

I'm just glad they beat the Steelers for spite reasons but still... Just damn.

Sounds about right. Heheh

HAHAHA so your wife has better football logic? Sounds about right
 
all i see the past two pages is excuses! Pats looked how I thought they would, Geno already is showing good signs of learning from sanchez, chiefs are as good as I thought they would be and the dolphins won :D what a good day of football! Lets keep hearing those excuses cape
I'm certainly not on the Geno Smith fan-train by any stretch of the imagination but for a first NFL start and they managed to win in spite of an awful team (granted, against an equally awful team but then if I listen to the people here, 23-21 was a staggering performance by the Pats) I'd consider it a decent performance. Sanchez would have found a way to lose it and it could be worse to be fair... It's still better than Pryor's performance. I'd almost feel bad for the Raiders if I didn't despise them. At least the kid can run.

HAHAHA so your wife has better football logic? Sounds about right

Nope, but the wife has extremely thin skin and is easily butthurt. Reminds me of some people here actually.
 
I'm certainly not on the Geno Smith fan-train by any stretch of the imagination but for a first NFL start and they managed to win in spite of an awful team (granted, against an equally awful team but then if I listen to the people here, 23-21 was a staggering performance by the Pats) I'd consider it a decent performance. Sanchez would have found a way to lose it and it could be worse to be fair... It's still better than Pryor's performance. I'd almost feel bad for the Raiders if I didn't despise them. At least the kid can run.



Nope, but the wife has extremely thin skin and is easily butthurt. Reminds me of some people here actually.

You really wanna talk about the jets and raiders? Good to know you share qualities with your wife
 
Bruno Mars has been booked for the Super Bowl halftime show. I can't wait to miss it.

Bruno Mars would actually be an excellent halftime show. His music is current, yet has a classic vibe. He's a great performer and he's not likely to create a scandal. He's one of the few pop music performers on the radio that I can even listen to.

Oh, and how about that Peterson for Minnesota, eh?? 78 yard TD run for the opening play! I think he had some yards after that, but I can't remember how many. Anybody know?
 
You really wanna talk about the jets and raiders? Good to know you share qualities with your wife

Actually I responded to your statement on the Jets. I brought up the trainwreck which is Oakland. I guess I could have brought up the Chiefs but manhandling the Jags isn't exactly a tone setting performance.
 
Actually I responded to your statement on the Jets. I brought up the trainwreck which is Oakland. I guess I could have brought up the Chiefs but manhandling the Jags isn't exactly a tone setting performance.

I didnt speak highly of the jets, you did. thats the difference there
 
As a Titan's fan, even I would tell you the Steelers are just ****ing awful. That was a Tebow'esque performance out of Locker (not even positive he broke 100y passing) minus the running and it still wasn't close.
 
Hilarious Packers loss excuse what is this 2012. Can't talk s about the Pats road win never easy. Niners get a nice home win before the slaughter next week. And Wilson is Flawless once again. Perfect week in the Nfl.

I hope the Niners ****ing kill Seattle, and rips the souls of their wretched fans out. Not likely in Seattle, but it was apparent yesterday that Seattle still can't travel.
 
f-ing bullsh*t half.

idiot refs. should have been 4th down after offsetting fouls.

should be 14 to 10 right now.

Karma. Staley should have never been flagged and Matthews went way late with the clothesline and then threw a punch. Prick *********** should have been run from the game. Hope he gets injured.
 
As a Titan's fan, even I would tell you the Steelers are just ****ing awful. That was a Tebow'esque performance out of Locker (not even positive he broke 100y passing) minus the running and it still wasn't close.

Take a swing, bro.

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Actually, it makes Vereen's performance that much more impressive. Dude dislocated a bone in his wrist on his first play, and then proceeded to rush for 100+ yards and receive for a bunch more to boot. And he never put the ball on the ground.
 
Yeah... For folks who watch dramatically more pair's figure skating then NFL football, I can see where that would give em a half an inch chubby if they hated the Pats.

Other than that.... Faaaaaaail

that post was a fail. stop thinking so hard cape, it cramps your style (if you'd even call it that)
 
Actually, it makes Vereen's performance that much more impressive. Dude dislocated a bone in his wrist on his first play, and then proceeded to rush for 100+ yards and receive for a bunch more to boot. And he never put the ball on the ground.

So you dont think playing with an injury all game made it any worse? If anything, he just screwed the pats by being out longer, which is fine with me :rockin:

I dont think they give out awards for being tough. You're supposed to be if you play in the NFL
 
I didn't catch more than the highlights of that game but I can't imagine the loss of Vereen would mean all that much in the grand scheme of things and frankly it looked like his knee was down when he lost that fumble yesterday. I gotta admit though, when the score scrolled by I was a bit surprised. You're gonna need much better play if you're going to win that first round bye. :)
 
I didn't catch more than the highlights of that game but I can't imagine the loss of Vereen would mean all that much in the grand scheme of things and frankly it looked like his knee was down when he lost that fumble yesterday. I gotta admit though, when the score scrolled by I was a bit surprised. You're gonna need much better play if you're going to win that first round bye. :)

.... yeah... All solid points right up until you were talking about two different running backs. (Ridley vs Vareen)

Football <---- try watching it. It's a fun game.
 
I didn't catch more than the highlights of that game but I can't imagine the loss of Vereen would mean all that much in the grand scheme of things and frankly it looked like his knee was down when he lost that fumble yesterday. I gotta admit though, when the score scrolled by I was a bit surprised. You're gonna need much better play if you're going to win that first round bye. :)

We found the one that watchs figure skating. Vereen is a very solid RB. Definitely hurts the pats offense losing him even tho they still have ridley
 
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