Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Blount can easily be an every down type back also. He's probably the best player out of the three...

 

[McBrewskie]

It should be noted that the Niner LBers are hard as ****. Aldon gets stabbed at parties and shoots AK-47s off balconies then sacks Aaron Rodgers twice all while Matthews and his lovely locks open hand slaps a guy like a bitch.

 

[Accidic]

Sorry, "...his knee..." should have read "Ridley's knee" but I was distracted. Is that not why he got benched? I did mention I didn't see the game, just the highlights. Also, isn't it Vereen Cape?

And don't go too far overboard McBrewski... He did punch at him first but yes, Matthews is a girl.

 

[Accidic]

Yes Hoppy, Blount is probably the best of the three so long as you don't mind your RB fumbling 2-3 times a game.


edit: Bleh, I shouldn't have done it but it's late.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Why should he be different than any other NE back?

 

[HoppyDaze]

[ame="http://youtu.be/oLWN3lLjEuU"]Jets fan[/ame]

 

[Accidic]

Pretty sure his fumbles per touch is much higher than Vereen & Ridley combined.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pretty sure his fumbles per touch is much higher than Vereen & Ridley combined.

No a person on the planet cares what you're "pretty sure" about.

 

[ChshreCat]

As a Titan's fan, even I would tell you the Steelers are just ****ing awful. That was a Tebow'esque performance out of Locker (not even positive he broke 100y passing) minus the running and it still wasn't close.

Jake Locker's from just up the road from here. I work in radio on the weekends and we broadcast quite a few of his games in highschool. Everyone was hoping he'd break through in the NFL but I always had my doubts.

 

[Spoonmann]

So happy MEangelo hall is no longer an atl falcon. Guy is classless, 'skins deserve him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jake Locker's from just up the road from here. I work in radio on the weekends and we broadcast quite a few of his games in highschool. Everyone was hoping he'd break through in the NFL but I always had my doubts.

Wow.

Fascinating.

 

[day_trippr]

There really needs to be a Mercy Rule in the NFL. Like, for the game that's on right now

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

17000!

[Sorry, had to do it]

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Wow.

Fascinating.

Happy you're easily entertained.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Happy you're easily entertained.

Yeah.... I was being sarcastic

 

[ChshreCat]

Yeah.... I was being sarcastic

And with such a grasp of sarcasm, I would think you'd recognize it.

 

[bob1852]

Watching Phillip Rivers scramble is one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever seen.

 

[day_trippr]

Rattling through every NFL player I can think of, Rivers (the whiney beyotch) would be the first one I'd push off a subway platform into an oncoming train...

Cheers!

[edit] C'mon Houston!
[edit2] Yeah, baby! Down goes Rivers and Company. Proper ending to this game!

 

[Darwin18]

[edit] C'mon Houston!
[edit2] Yeah, baby! Down goes Rivers and Company. Proper ending to this game!

A proper ending would have been if Houston had covered the 3.5 points...

At least I've got a couple nights to enjoy the Jets being 1-0 before they get destroyed in Foxboro. Score might be a little closer than most would think - Jets defense is better than Buffalo and Brady's offense isn't close to the 2012 version, yet. I'm sure Geno will find a way to f things up.

 

[Accidic]

Jake Locker's from just up the road from here. I work in radio on the weekends and we broadcast quite a few of his games in highschool. Everyone was hoping he'd break through in the NFL but I always had my doubts.

You thought wisely. Pennington was the only one I ever saw in HS that started in the Pro's and had you seen him it'd be instantly obvious why he was so fragile. God he was tiny.

 

[finsfan]

You thought wisely. Pennington was the only one I ever saw in HS that started in the Pro's and had you seen him it'd be instantly obvious why he was so fragile. God he was tiny.

Only player ive met before the NFL was Gronk. I was on his personal tour of the campus and facilities when he visited the university of Arizona before his junior year of HS. As you can imagine, he was huge back then too.

 

[NervousDad]

em' how-about them Birds

 

[Accidic]

The dirty ones? The Seachickens? Poe's pets? You'll have to be more specific.

 

[HoppyDaze]

A proper ending would have been if Houston had covered the 3.5 points...

At least I've got a couple nights to enjoy the Jets being 1-0 before they get destroyed in Foxboro. Score might be a little closer than most would think - Jets defense is better than Buffalo and Brady's offense isn't close to the 2012 version, yet. I'm sure Geno will find a way to f things up.

That .5 cost me $100 damnit!

Chip Kelly will own this league in no time...

 

[NervousDad]

Those fast flying Eagles..

 

[McBrewskie]

That .5 cost me $100 damnit!

Chip Kelly will own this league in no time...

In surprised Chimp Kelly did as well as he did. Don't think he'll end up owning the league by any means.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Just wait until he learns not to take the foot off the gas pedal in the NFL. They could have easily ran that thing up to 50+ point last night...

 

[Walter_Whites_Batch]

I wouldn't mind a little help for my Fantasy Survivor pick week 2. I've used the Colts already, but I do not want to take the Pats week 2, with no Vereen or Amendola, and they looked frankly shaky against Buffalo week 1.

I'm thinking Green Bay? My beloved Bears?

 

[bluemoose]

I wouldn't mind a little help for my Fantasy Survivor pick week 2. I've used the Colts already, but I do not want to take the Pats week 2, with no Vereen or Amendola, and they looked frankly shaky against Buffalo week 1.

I'm thinking Green Bay? My beloved Bears?

Take the Ducks!

 

[HoppyDaze]

always a solid bet ^