Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Man, Harbaugh is a whiny bitch.

Relevant

 

[motobrewer]

fire dom capers

 

[bluemoose]

Not really hearing excuses. Just a whole lot of other teams sucking.

 

[bluemoose]

Wel ok excuses from GB fans, but that is pretty much what this thread has been built on.

 

[user 574]

Buffalo

 

[ChshreCat]

At least the Packer fans can have solace knowing they can whine that this one was the refs fault too. LOL

 

[motobrewer]

meh. game 1. put up a decent showing against the NFC champions even while shooting ourselves in the foot multiple times.

doing that vs putting up 12 points against carolina...

 

[ChshreCat]

Yeah. I'd much rather have a feel good loss than a win. LOL

 

[Beernik]

Al Michaels finding a nice way to say "The Cowboys always underperform"

 

[bluemoose]

6 seconds for manning to throw an int.

 

[Beernik]

New York: 2 possessions, 2 turnovers.

I won't feel bad if I fall asleep in the 4th Quarter. The 3rd Quarter either.

EDIT: 3 turnovers in 3 possessions.

 

[Beernik]

I don't know if this is a defensive game but it certainly isn't an offensive game.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[Bulls Beers]

Romo is just terrible..

 

[day_trippr]

Which is why they suck so bad

Said the guy whose team couldn't find the end zone the whole game...against Carolina!

Aaaaahahahahahahahahaha <cough> <cough> ahahahhaha!

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Said the guy whose team couldn't find the end zone the whole game...against Carolina!

Aaaaahahahahahahahahaha <cough> <cough> ahahahhaha!

Cheers!

Which game were you watching? Oh wait, you didn't watch it or you'd know Seattle did score a touchdown. Better luck trolling next time, though.

 

[ChshreCat]

Here you go trip. This is called a touchdown. I'll say it slowly so you understand. Touuuuch dooooown. It's when a player crossed the goal line with the ball. It's worth 6 points.

http://www.seahawks.com/videos-phot...wn-catch/7bc0f5ce-ba15-49f5-93f9-5fa7e408f8e7

 

[bluemoose]

Here you go trip. This is called a touchdown. I'll say it slowly so you understand. Touuuuch dooooown. It's when a player crossed the goal line with the ball. It's worth 6 points.

http://www.seahawks.com/videos-photos/videos/Jermaine-Kearse-game-winning-touchdown-catch/7bc0f5ce-ba15-49f5-93f9-5fa7e408f8e7

Good for those guys. They are on pace for 16 this season. You must be proud.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, my bad. I looked at the awesome 0-3-3-6 scoring by quarter and made an errant assumption.

I'll go hang my head for awhile

.....

Ok, I'm back!

That's a scoring juggernaut you guys have out there!

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Good for those guys. They are on pace for 16 this season. You must be proud.

It was all they needed to do. Conservation of energy.

 

[finsfan]

It was all they needed to do. Conservation of energy.

haha they should have used a little more at least. They were struggling

 

[Beernik]

Is there a 5 turnover rule in the NFL? You turn it over 5 times, record the loss, and everyone goes home early.

Goodnight New York.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ok, my bad. I looked at the awesome 0-3-3-6 scoring by quarter and made an errant assumption.

I'll go hang my head for awhile

.....

Ok, I'm back!

That's a scoring juggernaut you guys have out there!

Cheers!

Hey, Carolina has a great defense!

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey, Carolina has a great defense!

Good D line. Not so great secondary.

 

[Punity]

Hilarious Packers loss excuse what is this 2012. Can't talk s about the Pats road win never easy. Niners get a nice home win before the slaughter next week. And Wilson is Flawless once again. Perfect week in the Nfl.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, I'm sure Tom saw that and felt a deep shame.

Best. Sign. Ever. Fail!

 

[Beernik]

Bruno Mars has been booked for the Super Bowl halftime show. I can't wait to miss it.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Bruno Mars has been booked for the Super Bowl halftime show. I can't wait to miss it.

Ugh. They seem to want to see who the worst most poppy halftime concert performers they can get away with can be. I am honestly surprised they didnt go with Myley Citrus and Robin Thicke. I really do not want to hear about Bruno Mars having a 'wardrobe malfunction' for 3 months this year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Once again, Pats have the best record in football

How incredibly not-surprising