Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Ok, my rational self is back. That is one easy freaking schedule. Still, you'll drop games to Denver, Houston, Baltimore and Pittsburgh. That leaves you 12-4.

i agree except not to pitts, but to the browns

 

[the_bird]

Pittsburgh is ****.

Denver; **** them, Welker will drop the game-winning TD in the end zone.

Baltimore; without Ray Lewis and Ed Reed?

And Houston? Let me remind you of this:

 

[the_bird]

^^ if you don't remember, the boys in the letterman jackets got *schooled*...

 

[stratslinger]

Ok, my rational self is back. That is one easy freaking schedule. Still, you'll drop games to Denver, Houston, Baltimore and Pittsburgh. That leaves you 12-4.

Seriously? Who the hell is left in Baltimore? That's definitely cakewalk territory. Pittsburg, if we were talking their team 2 or 3 years ago, might be a contest.

Houston could keep it close, but in the end it'll come down to whether or not Schaub can actually pull off a win vs a quality team, and he's pretty clearly demonstrated thus far that he just plain can't.

Denver will be a fun game, but New England showed them last year that they had Peyton's number, and I think they may have a couple defenders who may have a thing or two to say to their old buddy Wes.

Thanks for that rundown Cape, I didn't realize what a cool season we were in for!

 

[Accidic]

You also forgot the couple of games that the Patriots will inevitably choke on helping to make that 12-4/13-3 record happen. I'm reminded of that stupid breakdown against the Browns a few years ago back when that scrub Colt McCoy was behind center. Granted, when it comes to choke, no one does it better than the Texans, Chargers, and Cowboys in the regular season but still.

 

[Cape Brewing]

^^ if you don't remember, the boys in the letterman jackets got *schooled*...

Oh c'mon Bird.... "Schooled"?? Really??

Oh... Wait.... Yeah, 42-14 sounds like a schoolin' to me!!!

Bwaaahahahahahah!!!

 

[the_bird]

It truly is amazing how New England chokes so much given that they're only winning 13 or 14 games every season.

Although I'll grant you that the two or three times the Pats lose each year, every single time it's been to a team that's not as good as they are.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks for that rundown Cape, I didn't realize what a cool season we were in for!

No problem at all. That's why I'm here!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It truly is amazing how New England chokes so much given that they're only winning 13 or 14 games every season.

Although I'll grant you that the two or three times the Pats lose each year, every single time it's been to a team that's not as good as they are.

Just ignore him Bird. We've been trying to for like an effin month now. He's delusional. Not worth the time.

 

[Punity]

It truly is amazing how New England chokes so much given that they're only winning 13 or 14 games every season.

Although I'll grant you that the two or three times the Pats lose each year, every single time it's been to a team that's not as good as they are.

IE: The cards last year but I'm sure that was just a pity loss.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Football starts today you chit turds

 

[Accidic]

Just ignore him Bird. We've been trying to for like an effin month now. He's delusional. Not worth the time.

Pot.. Kettle. Kettle... Pot.

And yes, the choking to teams they shouldn't possibly lose to was kind of where I was going there.

IE: The cards last year but I'm sure that was just a pity loss.

I would have thought you'd blame the flu or some such.

 

[Punity]

Pot.. Kettle. Kettle... Pot.

And yes, the choking to teams they shouldn't possibly lose to was kind of where I was going there.

I would have thought you'd blame the flu or some such.

Nah to easy.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Nah to easy.

*too

 

[Punity]

*too

*tooo

 

[HawksBrewer]

*tooo

*too




:cross:

 

[bluemoose]

I'm glad we were able to all come together there for a moment of clarity to discuss the potentially brilliant season that is in store for football fans, most specifically Patriots fans. Too bad we have to actually play the season to get to the inevitable conclusion, a Patriots Superbowl. But I would be remiss if I didn't wish good luck to the also rans. Good luck guys, one of your teams will end up being the first loser.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm glad we were able to all come together there for a moment of clarity to discuss the potentially brilliant season that is in store for football fans, most specifically Patriots fans. Too bad we have to actually play the season to get to the inevitable conclusion, a Patriots Superbowl. But I would be remiss if I didn't wish good luck to the also rans. Good luck guys, one of your teams will end up being the first loser.

(nodding in agreement)

(tipping the cap to the gracious display of sportsmanship)

well played sir

 

[Punity]

*too

:cross:

*toooo?

 

[HawksBrewer]

*toooo?

That's it. You win. I can't do it anymore.

Oh, and the Patriots are going to suck soooooo bad. Brady breaks his leg, 2013.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hopefully his neck

 

[NewWestBrewer]

This is the greatest thread on here. Hands down. Never laughed so hard with the awesome comebacks. Keep it up.

Steelers are 2013-14 SB Champs......said no one ever

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hopefully his neck

real mature

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is the greatest thread on here. Hands down. Never laughed so hard with the awesome comebacks. Keep it up.

... except for one "new guy's".

(whispering)... it's ok... you know who I'm talking about.

 

[Punity]

*OH real mature

THERE FIXED THAT FOR YA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Get it becuase you forgot tooooo use the word Oh

 

[DrunkleJon]

The Skins are taking it to playoffs at the least this year. With RGII 1/2 (he is coming back from injury I am not reinstating him back to III status yet) and Cousins, and the rest are going to take it. And then it is going to end up Skins/Lions for the Superbowl. All you bandwagoners will weep.

 

[firerat]

the skins are taking it to playoffs at the least this year. With rgii 1/2 (he is coming back from injury i am not reinstating him back to iii status yet) and cousins, and the rest are going to take it. And then it is going to end up skins/lions for the superbowl. All you bandwagoners will weep.

easily the dumbest thing ever written on the internet

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Skins are taking it to playoffs at the least this year. With RGII 1/2 (he is coming back from injury I am not reinstating him back to III status yet) and Cousins, and the rest are going to take it. And then it is going to end up Skins/Lions for the Superbowl. All you bandwagoners will weep.

Whaaaaaat...... the.... Fffffffffffck!?!

Where the hell....?

What the......?

 

[DrunkleJon]

I succeeded in sending Cape into a conniption fit. I win.

This thread was straying a touch far from awesome football teams so I decided to bring it back on topic.

 

[Punity]

I succeeded in sending Cape into a conniption fit. I win.

This thread was straying a touch far from awesome football teams so I decided to bring it back on topic.

Like the foreskins?