Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

different fans besides pats packers and hawks, thank god. But no RGIII plays too hard to not be hurt half way through this season. Cousins will be good but not that good, another first round playoff loss for the skins

 

[finsfan]

This is about a 1,00,000,000 times more likely to happen than the pats going 14-2, let alone 16-0. Fact.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...viii-prediction-atlanta-falconshouston-texans

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wrong.

You're delusional

 

[Accidic]

Takes one to know one.

 

[Cape Brewing]

oh yay. you're back. we're all so excited.

 

[HoppyDaze]

oh yay. You're back. We're all so excited.

that's super funny because people really are not excited to see him back!

 

[finsfan]

^ thanks roethlisberger

 

[HoppyDaze]

^ thanks roethlisberger

sigh

NEW YORK—After Jets quarterback Geno Smith finished last week’s game against the Giants with a 45.7 passer rating, head coach Rex Ryan told reporters Thursday that the team is very encouraged by the rookie’s mastery of their offensive system. “All camp we’ve watched to see if Geno understands what we’re trying to do here, and by completing barely half of his passes and throwing three interceptions against the Giants, he proved to everyone that he does,” said Ryan, adding that Smith demonstrated a firm grasp of key schematic elements such as staring down reads, throwing balls behind receivers, and rarely leading a drive of more than 20 yards. “When Geno carelessly scrambled out of the back of our end zone for a safety, I knew he was ready to lead the Jets in the regular season. He gets it.” Ryan confirmed that Smith’s greatest areas for improvement are boosting his relatively low sack and fumble totals.

 

[finsfan]

thatll be good news for darwin

 

[Accidic]

Great. God damnit... That'd mean I'm Flacco. @#$%!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[finsfan]

maybe vince young, maybe

 

[day_trippr]

[...]And then it is going to end up Skins/Lions for the Superbowl. All you bandwagoners will weep.

At least humanity would learn the answer to the question "Can a Super Bowl broadcast actually have a rating below zero?"

Cheers!

 

[Accidic]

Shrug, I think I'd rather be Young than Flacco. I can live with just sucking at playing. Flacco just blows period.

 

[HoppyDaze]

he learned from yer mom

 

[ChshreCat]

Gonna suck going to New York for the Superbowl, eh Cape?

New York? No superbowl in New York. There's not even a team that'll play in NYC in the regular season.

 

[Punity]

New York? No superbowl in New York. There's not even a team that'll play in NYC in the regular season.

^ relevant fact

 

[Punity]

Teeeeeeebowwwww!

 

[ChshreCat]

Teeeeeeebowwwww!

The future of the pats!!!

 

[Punity]

The future of the pats!!!

Starter when Brady retires. Bank it.

 

[ChshreCat]

Starter when Brady retires. Bank it.

Or when he gets broken.

 

[bluemoose]

Did you see the pass Mallett threw for the touchdown? He could win 14 games with this offense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you see the pass Mallett threw for the touchdown? He could win 14 games with this offense.

You can tell he's been taking lessons at the Brady Academy. His throwing motion gets more and more like Brady's every time I see him

 

[finsfan]

holy lavelle hawkins

 

[Cape Brewing]

holy lavelle hawkins

meh... I've seen better

 

[finsfan]

I guess it was against SD

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[Cape Brewing]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

 

[Punity]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

That guy runs hard like harder then a lot of rbs.

 

[stratslinger]

All I saw was a really blown tackle there - pop the guy and don't bother using your arms, yeah that works every time!

Admittedly, sticking with the catch was a bit impressive.

But a real receiver would've caught it the first time.

 

[HoppyDaze]

ugggg... here we go...

lemme guess... he "WENT ALL BEAST MODE!!!!" ??

Greeeeeeeat... maybe we'll hear that for another six years after the fact. "yayyyyy... a guy had one decent run!... in a game six years ago!!! Put him in the HOF!!!"

Only one beast mode and since that play he's had more yards than any other RB in the game. "one decent run" lol

I can tell you don't play football