Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Aaaaaand this "upgrade" is coming from????

 

[Punity]

I understand the pessimism from outside. But over TJ, Flynn and Wilson are both upgrades.

Dont forget before your run of dominant play your hopes rested on a 6th rd qb.

 

[motobrewer]

good one bro...I live in Portland dip****

uh, nobody gives a ****. bro.

also, why is it called "Portland" if it's not even on a major body of water? oh, you're on some river? useless.

also you guys spell "Milwaukee" wrong. idiots.

 

[bluemoose]

What the hell is a running back?

Lynch?

 

[Punity]

You answered your own question?

 

[bluemoose]

You answered your own question?

The best runner you have on the team Is T.O., but he mostly just runs his mouth.

 

[Punity]

Oh snap a TO joke must be 06

I was confused by your lynch post.

 

[Cape Brewing]

We're getting way off base here guys. Let's all just admit that the Seahawks blow even more than most teams not named "Patriots" and move on.

We're beating a dead horse here and we just got "Flynn and Wilson are both upgrades" as what Seahawks fans are hanging their hat on. I can't even come back with a wisecrack that would be more effective than that statement so let's just move on and get back to talking about how remote the chance is of the Pats actually losing a game this year.

 

[Punity]

Facepalm

 

[Punity]

I admire your enthusiasm

 

[no_borders]

The pats offensive is not an enigma. All you gotta do is their receivers, and their vaginas will ache so they won't catch another pass all game

Unfortunately nobody can hit Brady anymore, he'll just cry till he gets a flag


"the working mans team" hahaha what a ****ing joke

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL... Yeah that strategy has worked out super well for years. You should be a defensive coordinator!! "Rex! Rex! I got it!! All you gotta do is their receivers!" (whatever that means).

Rex Ryan: "brilliant!!! THAT'S the key we've been missing!!"

You should put some sort of contact info out there so teams can reach out to you and get more defensive nuggets like that! You could make some cash!

 

[the_bird]

LOL... Yeah that strategy has worked out super well for years. You should be a defensive coordinator!! "Rex! Rex! I got it!! All you gotta do is their receivers!" (whatever that means).

Rex Ryan: "brilliant!!! THAT'S the key we've been missing!!"

You should put some sort of contact info out there so teams can reach out to you and get more defensive nuggets like that! You could make some cash!

Contrast that with the strategy to stop the Seahawks' offense, which is pretty much "make sure you've got at least eight or nine defensive players on the field." Doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.

 

[Punity]

Defense in football uncomplicated shocking. Good rb stop the rb. Good qb stop the qb. Its so hard.

 

[the_bird]

Defense in football uncomplicated shocking. Good rb stop the rb. Good qb stop the qb. Its so hard.

... so how the **** you gonna stop Gronkowski?

And Hernandez?

And Welker?

And Lloyd?

Branch still gets open pretty easily.

Don't sleep on Edelman. Returning punts, grabbing ****s. Pretty decent receiver, too.

Woody's tough as **** to tackle. The kid running backs are looking real good (Ridley averaged almost 6/carry last season).

Gaffney and/or Stallworth can play (Seattle must have a hard-on for whatever wide receiver we end up releasing).

So, how the **** do you stop THAT offense, big guy?

But more specifically, how the **** do you stop Gronkowski?

 

[no_borders]

Just hit the receivers, and jam em on the line. Teams give them cushion and they play 4 yard dump pass all day. If you can **** up the timing it's lights out.

I've the steelers do it a bunch, and also seen the giants do it twice in the super bowl.

 

[bluemoose]

Screen Pass.

 

[motobrewer]

All you gotta do is their receivers

All you gotta do, is, their receivers...

All you gotta DO, is their receivers...

All you gotta DO IS their receivers....

All you gotta do IS their receivers??


honestly, i can't figure out this ****ing retard rubik's cube of a sentence

 

[Punity]

... so how the **** you gonna stop Gronkowski?

And Hernandez?

And Welker?

And Lloyd?

Branch still gets open pretty easily.

Don't sleep on Edelman. Returning punts, grabbing ****s. Pretty decent receiver, too.

Woody's tough as **** to tackle. The kid running backs are looking real good (Ridley averaged almost 6/carry last season).

Gaffney and/or Stallworth can play (Seattle must have a hard-on for whatever wide receiver we end up releasing).

So, how the **** do you stop THAT offense, big guy?

But more specifically, how the **** do you stop Gronkowski?

Haha so worked up. Put that hard on back in your pants its not even regular season.

 

[Punity]

All you gotta do, is, their receivers...

All you gotta DO, is their receivers...

All you gotta DO IS their receivers....

All you gotta do IS their receivers??

honestly, i can't figure out this ****ing retard rubik's cube of a sentence

I feel like he missed a word, but if it came from the Jets i could see how that was perceived as english.

 

[no_borders]

**** the jets. I think Rex Ryan is kind of a dildo. And cromartie wants to play wr now too? you ain't Deion sanders bro

 

[khugs21]

J-E-T-S, Congrats you can spell, now try to win some games lol. Pats are going to kill it this year!

 

[McBrewskie]

Marshawn Lynch *is* a pretty good RB. I mean, you'd have to get a little better, learning by having New England beat your ass twice a year.

Of course, since Seattle as a whole pretty much sucks balls, that tells you everything you need to know about the other 52 players on the squad.

Lynch definitely has his moments. Was the only running back last year to score a TD on my Niners defense. He'd beast mode right through the NE "defense".

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Come on the Wheel of Fortune arrest warrant is primed to land on Lynch.

 

[McBrewskie]

... so how the **** you gonna stop Gronkowski?

And Hernandez?

And Welker?

And Lloyd?

Branch still gets open pretty easily.

Don't sleep on Edelman. Returning punts, grabbing ****s. Pretty decent receiver, too.

Woody's tough as **** to tackle. The kid running backs are looking real good (Ridley averaged almost 6/carry last season).

Gaffney and/or Stallworth can play (Seattle must have a hard-on for whatever wide receiver we end up releasing).

So, how the **** do you stop THAT offense, big guy?

But more specifically, how the **** do you stop Gronkowski?

Giants defense has slapped you ******* around twice, and they aren't even a top 5 defense. Niners would have stomped you guys. Gronk and Hernandez would have their hands full with Willis and Bowman. Welker would get pounded at the line by Terrell Brown and Culliver. Rogers against Brandon "alligator arms" Lloyd? Lolololol. Add to all that Justin Smith picking your linemen up and throwing them at Brady and Aldon blowing up your backfield all day.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lynch definitely has his moments. Was the only running back last year to score a TD on my Niners defense. He'd beast mode right through the NE "defense".

Demps is more pissah. Give him a screen pass/ kick return abilities too:

http://bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view.bg?articleid=1061153923&position=1

 

[the_bird]

... look at that poor bastard at 0:27...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's like Paulie heard Krispy Kreme was giving away free donuts. Not even winded.

 

[McBrewskie]

Demps is more pissah. Give him a screen pass/ kick return abilities too:

http://bostonherald.com/sports/football/patriots/view.bg?articleid=1061153923&position=1

He won't make it out of preseason. Camp fodder.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

True. He's only a silver medalist. We're gold level. Good practice material tho.